Stephen Fry is a cunt, isn’t he.
Fry has said he thinks the Elgin Marbles should be “returned” to Greece. Zzzz.
If we listened to this waffling, aloof bore, a precedent would be set and every museum in the world would have to return artefacts acquired throughout history. Apart from being boring places, you’d have to travel to every country to see items.
Furthermore, Fruity Fry doesn’t mention that the statues were obtained legitimately. He omits a lot, like his rant against Brexit a couple of years back.
This stuffed shirt has always pretended to be an intellectual. However, talking mincingly in a camp aristocratic voice makes you neither intellectual nor classy. He looks unclassy himself. He looks like his breath smells of cheap Chardonnay and dick.
Whether this tubby poo-pusher is virtue-signalling or whether he just wants a bit of attention isn’t clear, or about as clear as Elton John’s back passage. What is clear is that Fry is a fat, fudge-nibbling, fake-intellectual, ferociously boring cunt.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous




