Dead Pool (230)

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Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has correctly predicted the death of the oldest former living test cricketer former spy and star of 100 year old drivers Eileen Ash. Ash was 110 and was driving and practicing yoga well into her 100s.She had recently moved into a care home where she was still enjoying a glass of wine.

On to Dead Pool 230.

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous people you think will be next to kick the bucket. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks from previous pools (like black and white cunt frequently does).

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest woman or man is a cunt who we will ignore (Ash isn’t included in this as she was only the 12th oldest person in Britain)

3) It must be famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No replacing picks mid-pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

49 thoughts on “Dead Pool (230)”

      • You can’t have Toyah, MNC. She’s coming round to The Rookery next Thursday, when Ethel’s at a Tupperware Party 🍷
        Don’t want her dying on me before I’ve had me pleasure 💪
        Have that mad 😜🤪 old Chrissie Hynde instead 😀
        There’s a Good Gentleman. 👍

      • I know Dick but think Erics normally Jack’s or Fiddlers regular pick!
        Im not arsed about handing Eric over.

      • Must play the wh!te man Mis. Rules is rules.
        Besides, I dont think Jack or DF-F are going to strike you off their Christmas card list for pilfering one of their regulars because I doubt you were on it in the first place (just like the rest of us)😁

      • Indeed, Lord Fidler sent me a personal seasonal message. I’ll read it out, you’ll be so touched:
        Jeezum, set foot on my land and I’ll release the dogs!
        PS, Happy Whatever, you cunt!
        I had tears in my eyes, I was only trying to deliver the whisky.

      • All honourable members will be shortly receiving one of my exclusive ‘Get To Fuck’ Christmas cards.
        Who killed Bambi ?🦌
        I did ⛏️

      • I wont be able to look Fiddler in the eye if I win with Eric Burdon while hes still stuck in a Northumbrian snow drift☹️
        He was running low on fray Bentos pies too…

      • It’ll do him good.
        He was getting a bit of a spare tyre.
        Be like a new man after living on moss and roots for a bit.
        Dick’s become a veggie 😂😂😂😂
        For shame ! Fiddler.
        For shame !
        Nice one, MNC.

  2. Bill Turnbull
    Leslie Phillips
    Russ Abbott
    Billy idol
    Doctor Legg.

  10. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  11. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Nemone Lethbridge (Krays Barrister)
    John Pearson (Author)

  15. FFS. I don’t really play this as I see it as ‘tempting fate’, but surely the rules should be anyone over 100 can’t be included?

    I’d say over 90, but I dont play this game, so I’ll tell myself to fuck off.

    • I think everyone I nominated is in their 70’s, somewhat of an age to moi, indeed.
      But I actually agree, anyone over 100 Is easy prey.
      Admin, can we set an age limit of, say, under 90?

      • So anyone with a terminal illness isn’t easy prey?

        Alan Greenspan
        Eddie Stobart
        Benjamin Ferencz
        David Hockney
        Sam Waterstone.

      • I saw Eileen’s recent birthday being celebrated on the news, JP and she looked very sprightly. I thought about asking Fiddler to drive past with an airhorn but nature has taken its course.

      • Fiddler will do anything for a ” consideration”. Indeed, the boxes Jason and I unloaded were marked ” Scot Whiksey” from China.
        Hate to think where the gin comes from.

  16. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Ozzy Osborne

  22. Steve Wright in the Afternoon
    Geoff Boycott
    Billy Fucking Bragg
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Tosvikg

  23. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck there, Liqours.

  24. Khaled Mashal
    Brian De Palma
    Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Paul McCartney

  28. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

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