Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Former Northern Ireland and Housing secretary James Brokenshire would be the next dead dude.The Tory MP was just 53 and died yesterday from lung cancer despite never having smoked.
On to Dead Pool 224
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.Its first come first serve so you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)
2)Anyone who picks the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)You cannot change picks mid pool unless someone has already nabbed your pick.
5)Please check your picks haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.
Good shot Shaun!
Olivia Newton John
Colin Jeavons
Jet Black
Doreen Mantle
Michael Barratt
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you can get lung cancer from reading the guardian, staying in the EU and embracing climate change.
so hopefully everyone in london will be dead soon.
cool innit.
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oh right.
jeremy vine
jeremy vine
jeremy vine
jeremy vine
oh please be jeremy vine
2
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Tom Atkins
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissy Hynde
Another one bites the dust Shaun…
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William Shatner.
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Timothy West.
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Ken L oach
John B oorman
Richard L ester
Roger C orman
Mike H odges
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Katie Price
Harvey Price
Lily Allen
Adele
Lewis Hamilton
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Thinking about it, Adele might be a bit of a long shot.
Can I have Sasha Johnson instead?
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In again, Shaun.
Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Henry Woolf
Jean Luc Godard
Anna Karen
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Bert Newton
Kamal
James Hong
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
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Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
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It’s like a Nobel peace prize for those doddering above the pit.
Sherry then I think.
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Mohammed Al Fayed
Buzz Aldrin
Norman Tebbit
Kris Kristofferson
Desmond Tutu
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Gudrun Ure
Sonny Barger
Leslie Phillips
Sidney Poitier
John Leighton (or Leyton? Not quite sure) geezer out of the great escape anyway.
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Sidney Poitier already nabbed.
Swap for Harry Belafonte instead.
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Didn’t smoke a day in his life and got lung cancer? Lmfao Fucking hell won the unlucky lottery there
Don’t try to tell me god doesn’t have a wicked sense of humor sometimes
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George Lucas
Pope Francis
Loretta Lynn
Anthony Fauci
Gene Simmons
Cuntgrats Shaun
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Brigitte Bardot
Gerald Scarfe
John Nettleton
Ian La Frenais
Dick Clement
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Bloody Hell Shaun, the Grim Reaper strikes again 8)
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Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Dame Maggie Smith
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna
0
Boris Johnson
Joe biden
Macron
Scott Morrison
Nicola sturgeon
1
Reaper Shaun swings his scythe.
Douglas Hurd
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
James Earl Jones
Peter Higgs (of the boson)
Charlie Dimmock
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1) Stan ‘zee jormans’ Boardman
2) Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richard
3) Clare ‘sweet nips’ Sweeney
4) Doria ‘the fuck did I give birth to’ Raglan
5) Gerard ‘shit movie’ Butler
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Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
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Bob Barker
Rita Coolidge
Betty White
Raul Castro
Gene Hackman
Good darts Shaun
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Len Goodman over Betty White
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Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Mel Brooks
Eva Marie Saint
The Queen
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Celine Dion
Billy Connely
Brigitte Bardot
Pele
George Aligyr(possibly spelt wrongly, news reader guy)
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