Women Pretending to be Men

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An admittedly ‘Victorian Dad’ style cunting coming up.

I’m not talking so much about the trannies, but women I see in sport or out and about in general.

In sport, why do women’s cricketers polish the ball incessantly to try and get it to ‘swing’. The ‘fastest’ women’s bowlers don’t bowl the ball fast enough for it to swing (curl in mid air, basically).

They do it to look like men.

Next, I watched some tart presenting Arsenal v West Brom on Sky (no, I don’t pay for it – erm watched at a ‘friend’s’). She was taking like Ray fucking Winstone and trying to have masculine ‘bants’ with the confused looking Kevin Campbell. She was going on like they were ‘bezzy’ mates who take the mick out of each down the pub. Wtf was that about?

You get women’s footballers who, when they make a wall to defend a free kick, loop arms and cover their non existent bollocks (but who knows nowadays, I suppose?)

Women in the pub drinking pints, joining the armed forces and fire service to do the manly stuff, belching after downing a pint, getting tattoos and taking about ‘the game last night’

Having loads of sexual partners (Tinder etc) and bragging about it. Fucking disgusting.

These are not tuppence lickers too by the way (not always anyway).

Women are happier when raising a family and cooking and caring for their husbands.

My generation (Gen X) was probably the last that had a female population that was still, to some extent, ‘feminine’.

I feel sorry for the young lads now (the ones not ‘soyed up’). Not much pickings for them.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

53 thoughts on “Women Pretending to be Men”

  1. I know a few that don’t have to pretend. Hairy, tattooed, grade A geezer birds. The sort you wouldn’t pick a scrap with.

  2. In todays fucked up world its more likely to be ‘Women pretending to be men who were men’.

  3. They were called ‘ladettes’ in the mid 90s.
    I don’t like them.
    Its confusing.
    I like women to act like a lady.
    Or a filthy whore.
    Not like that downs cunt Neil Morrisey from ‘men behaving badly’.*
    Some cleaner in her 60s said to me the other day
    “Good news weve got Ronaldo back isnt it?”
    I genuinely didnt know what the fuck she was on about!
    Said “dont know what your on about”.
    And she looked all deflated.
    Silly old twat.

    * Men behaving badly was a complete misnomer!
    Pair of fuckin virgins, right little angels, good as gold.
    Should of used Fred West and Roaul Moat.

    • I remember the Ladette phase very well. Munters like Zoe Ball and Sarah Cox drinking pints and pretending they were lifelong football fans. Pathetic then and even fucking worse looking back.

  4. I can categorically state that no woman has come up to me in the pub and said how moist I make her.
    I dont watch football of any stripe but do occasionally watch netball. From the bushes. They dont seem manly to me.

  5. Had a woman on a beach after a night club experience
    She looked like a bloke
    Turns out she was in the USA army even though she was from my land
    She was butch to say the least and I had to pin her (mabye a him) to the sand
    She really tried to prove herself as a capable fighting equal
    That is when I knew she was woman
    God bless em

    • It prepared her/him for a tour in Afghanistan if nothing else Mecuntry.
      If only more yank soldiers were subjected to a beachside possible sexual assault theyd be a fighting force to be reckoned with.
      Might not got battered in Vietnam?!

      • MNC I was the one being assaulted
        I can assure on that score
        I had no play with this military trained machine until she bit my tit and drew blood
        Fucking maniac , I had no choice but to reveal my true self and turn her upside down
        She then became a peaceful

      • Mecuntry@
        Years ago when a young buck I pulled a very excited and up for it young lass.
        Unfortunately for me she was a bit clumsy/heavy handed.
        When bringing me to attention she ripped my banjo string ,
        Leaving me howling and blood everywhere.
        Im with you.
        The best approach to love is the WWE style!
        Get em in a choke hold from the off.

      • Nah they knew her from before
        If only they had warned me
        But thanks for your concern DFF
        I no your heart is in the right place

  6. The tory defence minister who touched Julia Hartley- Brewer’s knee Michael….something. and John Humphreys. I happened to be listening to that interview when it go into to the topic of women in the army. And for once some commoon sense was displayed by JH. ‘Can a woman yomp as far or as quickly as a man with a heavy kit on?’ That was the question and kept repeating it. I cant remember the Minister’s replies but I remember he would not concede that women cannot yomp as far or as quickly as a man with a heavy kit on.

  7. I’m Gen X too and have wondered why women are so put off by doing what women have done for thousands of years. Raising children and keeping a household is honorable and very hard work. Meanwhile the man making the money is trying to do so in an economy that favors a 2 income household. Mrs Curtains is happy to keep our home clean, laundry done, child home schooled, and all the other things that keep her very busy.
    I don’t see any 20 somethings today wanting that. Maybe their therapist can help.

  8. “Women are happier when raising a family and cooking and caring for their husbands.”

    Yeah that Marie Curie was a right bitch conducted pioneering research on radioactivity rather than spending all her time on her husband and children.

    • The point is that a domestic role is not even an option any more. In fact it is seen as some sort of oppression and “settling” for less somehow. College and career seem to be the highest priorities. Only so many hours in a day. Husband, Kids, house, etc (if you want those) take more than the waning hours of a day at the workplace to do properly. Do the math.

      • Cuntologist@
        Marie Curies house was a bit of a tip though.
        She needed a work/life balance.
        Its all very well messing about in the lab but the washing up still needs to be done!

      • I was responding to the nom’s point that women are emphatically happier raising a family and cooking and caring for their husbands.

        There was no point made in the nom about the availability of a pure domestic role; you made that point and its a different discussion to be had. I don’t need to do any ‘math’.

      • When was a purely domestic role ever an option for working class women anyway?

        My great grand parents had 9 children (circa 1910) – both had to work to support the household. My grand parents had 6 children in the late 20s/early30s – both had to work.

        A purely domestic role is not an option for families that can’t afford it.

        According to the ONS, the majority of households in the UK are married with children. Looks like people are still getting on with it then.

    • Quite so Cuntologist, it’s as if the past 75 years had never happened for some posting here. I mean, what self regarding woman wouldn’t want to devote herself to menial chores and be wholly dependent on a man? Allowing women to work in munition factories during the war was a total outrage imho.

      • Marie Curie was Polish. If she were alive now she’d be a tattooed, loud bitch screaming on your street corner or chained to a radiatior in Chatham servicing men from Paxtan every night.

    • With you all the way Cuntologist! I don’t think for a moment that our marriage would have lasted had I treated my wife as a domestic. We taught our two daughters that they could achieve anything a man could in any academic field. They both had their driving licences in their teens, the elder one is a doctor and the younger one is nearing completion of a law degree. The men who put women down are simply inadequate.

  10. Come on! Give them a break, they will soon be having the big fat frothy frock weddings & a couple of rug rats.

    You want them in a good mood when they’re cooking Sunday dinner while you’re down the pub. Don’t want rat poison on your roast spuds, do you?

  11. Welcome to the world ran by Satanists brainwashing the masses via media. And it’s going to get worse in the coming years and decades before the natural order reasserts itself.

    • I don’t know, there’s 7 billion people apparently and growring. Seems like we are breeding better than ever before.

      • The Earth houses 7 billion people, all of them are human beings.

        “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”

        There is no them or us to me. The world is what the world is; it is diverse ecologically, racially, economically, geographically. However, I do believe in a capacity plan. What can the Earth support? And I believe in a capacity plan at a country level.

  12. I didn’t know that about shining the cricket ball but as a kid me and my mates used to “shine” the tennis ball before we came in to bowl. All these years later these birds are doing the same dumb thing…….and expecting cunts to pay to watch them!
    You have to laugh.

  13. The women of the noughties all tried living like blokes. Drinking shagging, getting cheaper car insurance. Told they could have it all by crap like Sex and the City

    10 years later they realised they didn’t have kids or a man to look after them so doubled down, got a medley of mental health disorders, became addicted to cake and pre-diabetic, shaved one side of their head to fuck the patriarchy, and took to Twitter as the decent eggs vanished month after month.

    Meanwhile I will be firing out viable spermatozoons into the eyes and across the tits of Polish prostitutes into my dotage

    • She was the original ladette.
      Stood at the urinal for a piss.
      Aggressive, decisive, ruthless when needs be.
      Bet she rode Dennis hard with a strap on when she got home?

      • Challenged Arthur Scargill to a bare knuckle boxing match to settle the miners striking and wanted to nuke Argentina over the Falklands.

  15. What about Anne Widdicombe? That’s a right geezer bird. I wouldn’t like to have a row with her. Female teachers used to be like that when I was at school not these tattooed, nose ringed, touchy feely, wokie fucking lezza slags you get these days.
    I’m confused now to be honest. I don’t understand women and any bloke who says he does is deluding himself or is a fucking Gaylord……or both.

    • Or Arlene Foster from the DUP, if she had been in the ring with that whining cunt Ben Whittaker, he would have something to cry about.

      • Arlene Foster shaves every morning and by dinnertime has 5 o’clock shadow.
        I remember her when she was Ron Dixon in Brookside.

  16. Better to have a woman carry herself off as a man, than the other way way round, unless you’re in Asia. I’ve seen a few unwrapped ladyboys and apart from the obvious, they are bloody stunning. Unlike the obvious fucking freak I saw in McDonalds in Bournemouth a few years back! Looked like Lurch from the Addams Family, with hands that would go halfway round a basketball.

  17. Good nom.

    Women are getting manlier and men are getting more feminine like the so called Metrosexuals.

    Footballers advertising male moisturisers for fuck sake.

    What next? Male tampons.

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