The Curse at Festivals. Period!

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I dropped into that quiet little haven of anti-racism, anti-sexism and anti-homophobia, which blames all society’s ills on nasty white men this morning, known as the BBC “News” website , and was as distressed, as I am sure you all will be, to learn that “people” – they mean biological wimminz, but they are not gender-specific, – suffer an ordeal if they are performing, or even in the audience, clapping, if they are experiencing a period:

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My advice to the “people” singing soprano is to give up the entertainment game, and to the audience, not to attend events when you are undergoing this frightening monthly experience.

What a load of softies these modern day wimminz are – at one time they could play tennis, swim or ride a bike during their monthlies, – and all with the aid of a discreet little packet of Lillets. I nearly sued them – I bought a packet and I still couldn’t ride a bike or play tennis.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

 

78 thoughts on “The Curse at Festivals. Period!”

  1. Funny how all these Wimminz crying about how hard it is to be a Wimminz all look like geezers. Funny how the BBC loves giving them the oxygen of publicity.
    Just a series of coincidences i’m sure.

    • The UK is losing the plot. The BBC giving these twats a platform is worrying. I really want to stop paying for my license. I think that I would lose my temper if some licensing goon knocked on my door.

      • You could claim that you have no idea about the modern world and throw a bucket of shit out of the upstairs window.
        Not had a license for 3 years, great little pub yards away, and a marine aquarium, or Eastenders. Contrast and compare.
        If the BBC did porn, I might reconsider, however, it’d be full of trannies and fiddling around with juveniles.

  2. Did Joan of Arc complain about her periods whilst being burned at the stake?

    Did Vera Lynn complain that the Blitz made her periods worse?

    Did Elizabeth I complain that the Spanish Armada was bad for her periods?

    Did Amelia Earhart moan that flying had a bad effect on her mensturation?

    Did Florence Nightingale moan that the Crimean War induced a flush of Fanny blood?

    Today’s wimminz are a bunch of weak, whinging soy-girls.

    • Francesca seems a mard arse?
      Frannys fanny.
      Just rip the arm off a t shirt and stuff that in, stem the tide.
      I wenta few festivals when a youth,
      Absolute rubbish.
      Full of fuckin hippies.
      And now yuppies.
      Im happier at a country show or village fete.

      • A steam fair or Air Show for me.

        Rock and Roll died out years ago. Soon Glastonbury will have a tent for Jocasta and Rollo to view Moben kitchens while the Lumineers play in the background.

  3. Actually, the courageous ones in this are men who have to put up with the insane, bad tempered lunacy of wimminz just before their time of the month. My wife behaves like a psychopath the day before her period.

  5. Just imagine the sneers of contempt from Jess Phillips, for example, if Ben Stokes excused himself from a less than great test match performance if he said “Well, I just strolled out to the pavilion, and – would you believe it? – my period started. The audience scared me”. I think it is time men and stronger norml women started laughing at these (as somebody above so beautifully put it) soy girls.

    • Aha!

      You ARE Ben Elton and I claim my £5 voucher for the complete box set of “Filthy, Rich & Catflap”😀👍

  6. Can tell Frans a part time hippy.
    Not the real deal.
    A real hippy would take the advice of the Rolling Stones and just “let it bleed’.
    Can still enjoy a £20 tofu burger and get smashed on LSD with dried blood all down one leg.
    Come on female hippies!
    Wheres your 60s spirit?
    The Manson Family weren’t scared of a bit of claret!

    • In response to your earlier post, how did you know I’m a tight cunt? No the heating isn’t on yet, Mrs CuntyMort won’t have it. Two mates rocked up today and took the ceiling down, fucking choked me. All I was allowed to do was make tea outside front door.

  7. Laughable init right from the idea that the bbc has a “news” site. To the idea ladies can play tennis 🎾

    • I have little doubt, RTC, that those girly men that Dame Keir loves so much, and Eddie Izzard will do something to show their empathy to these poor wimminz – every month they will make a nick in their balls to draw blood “down there” – “men” like Lloyd Russell Moyle and Hilary Benn for example – just a little prick.

      • ‘That BBC link is seriously transphobic! ‘
        And what is the word? Surely there must be one now..er…anti-disabled.
        She insists that she shouldn’t have to use the disabled toilet. ‘I am not disabled’ she says rather contemptuously. But that’s…

      • I was once accused of ableism, but it was by a white woman on Twitter, so it doesn’t count.

      • Only time I used the disabled bogs was when I had dodgy guts and shat myself in Morrison’s.

        Used it because it had a sink and bin in a contained lockable room. Can’t clean yourself up in a normal trap. Might get funny looks walking around with your keks off as you say ‘Alright mate?’ and clean your arse cheeks in the sink.

        Nope. Only the best for me. Keks off, wipe me jeans down, undies in the bin, wipe what you can off your skin and then an arse wash in the sink. Soap and everything.

        Luxury. Felt like royalty.

        Got me shopping too.

        Fuck off.

      • Ha ha👍

        Did you “knock-one-out” too? Go for the unholy trinity.

        To be fair, I would class trying to select a decent bottle of booze with shitty underwear as a disability-you get a pass from me👍

      • Technically you are disabled.. by the shits.
        Ive used the cripple bog a few times if the men’s is in use. Nobody says anything.
        I simply identify as disabled for a few minutes.

    • Oh here we go again. A national broadcaster politicising this as normal behaviour. What a bunch of freaks.

  9. My advice to this moaning bitch is, if you don’t like the facilities don’t fucking go. Stay at home you cunt. If I walk into a pub and it’s full of benders and lezzas do I start crying and insist the cunts get thrown out so I can have a quiet pint? No…..I fuck off somewhere else.
    And I certainly wouldn’t go crying to the fucking BBC about it…… not unless, I wanted to be portrayed as a raving Nazi by the woke propaganda machine.
    This two bob whorebag is just another cunt who thinks they are the centre of the world and everything should be organised around them. It never enters their empty heads that nobody gives a fuck about their endless griping. Fuck you bitch and fuck the BBC.

      • I’d rather fuck a bird on the blob than up her arsehole. That shit is nasty. Unless she has an enema on the same day with no shits in between and doesn’t eat for a day. That’s the perfectly acceptable. Must be female and above age of 25, non woke and consenting.

  10. I sometimes get a touch of Galloping Knob Rot from my extremely large cock dragging through the clarts…you don’t hear me whinging about it.

    Man up,you tarts.

    • ‘I spent an hour today picking and eating brambles…’
      It wasn’t hanging out then was it? They have very sharp thorns those bramble bushes. Very prickly.

      • Certainly not,Miles..I’m not MNC,you know….I only have problems when my warhead has popped out of the top of my welly.

      • Aah! Lord Fiddler, were you the inspiration for that “Dilliman” or whatever it was called, cartoon from Scandinavia? The one about the chap with the “Mr Tickle” type Hampton.
        🤔

  11. I’ve experienced worse. I had the shits at a Knebworth gig years ago. The queues were horrendous, there was no bog roll and the very few portakazi’s they had were brimming. Now that’s distressing! I could have done with a “Brown Sea Travel Agency” that day.

    • Funny you should mention that, I had the same problem at the very same location. Fortunately it was in the car park just as we arrived. There was no cunt about so I squirted my shit up the door of this car. I had this vision of the cunt coming back to it in the dark and putting his hand on the shit encrusted door handle. Now that’s something worth moaning about.

  12. The wimminz will probably insist on having a week off every month on full pay due to periods, followed by everyone having to wear a ribbon to show support!

    Expect the EPL footballers to follow suit with armbands and a minute’s applause before every game. St Marcus will insist that every one who is female or thinks they’re a female should be entitled to free rags until they find a job courtesy of You Know Who!

    Oh, and the word “Period” will be banished as offensive because it will upset some transformer cunt, ha!

    • The EPL could arrange for a tampon to be delivered on a pink cushion for each of the players as they take the knee.
      Not sure where they’d stick it though..

  13. Yeah, I kind of get this actually, and understand how one may feel.

    When I was playing at festivals, if there was some hot chick in the front with her titties bouncing up and down, swinging her knickers in the air ready to throw for me to catch and sniff I would get the horn badly and my dick would suddenly go Pinocchio, very embarrassing, but good for hanging the guitar on.

  14. I’m staying in Poland at the moment. When i read what’s going on in Blighty i get very depressed.
    Cunts blocking the motorway would get battered and end up in hospital by the Police and public. It just wouldn’t happen . Young kids are told to get an education or work because their is no benefit system to fall back on.
    None of that snowflake bollocks here.
    Plus no Umbongos or peacefuls.

    • My said that estate agents websites should have a racist filter to check areas with the most honkies/least dooshkas/umbongos/peacefuls.

      I said there’s no need. Just search by price. The expensive properties (outside London because everywhere is expensive in London) are the ones with the least diversity.

      Coincidence?

      Obviously. It would mean everyone, even the hand wringing libtards, is a racist otherwise 😉

      • Just google search the “place”, suffixed with “demographics”.

        Usually get a good socio-economic and “diversity” detail😉

      • That’s only a trigger of economic activity. Even rich dark keys can want to live in a nice area. Providing they don’t bring their BLM crap with them.

    • Fenton:

      I think Belinda Carlisle wrote a song about your current location-“Heaven”, “Place” and “Earth” being in the title…

  15. Articles like this make you realise that this country is finished.

    This period business isn’t worthy of any column inches whatsoever.

    Periods are nothing new. The new breed of modern wimminz however is. And then good old Beeb are always happy to bang a drum for their cause.

    • The only benefit to it is men. Enjoy a festival without period all over it. Read between the lines.

  16. Obviously, this is the straight white man’s fault.

    Give me fucking strength. Send the ‘mard arsed the/world needs to revolve around my fetid cunt’ tart to Kabul. Tell a Taliban cunt that your minge is kicking up, and that he needs to be quiet and get you some jamrags from the shop.

  17. Women have periods hence women are the victims of the patriarchy. Typical BBC agenda driven non news story promoted to be another example of inequality in our society ruled by men.

    Reality, rag week is now catered for better than at any period in history. (Yeah I know it was the obvious pun.)

    Being a woman is awful, worst thing you can suffer in life unless of course your a trans woman, no one suffers more than trans women, well apart from BAME trans womem……..

    The BBC is the marketing dept for the victim industry, you can be sure a new kind of victim hood is being released to market when the BBC starts advertising it.

  18. Back in a flash with a sash for your gash.
    A certain winner in the sanitary advertising business.

  19. What an embarrassingly fragile generation this is.
    I used to go bare-back riding on my period … horses are so soft & absorbent.

  21. I had sex with a girl on her period once
    Her dad walked in and caught me red-handed.
    I’ll get me coat .

    • I once pulled a blood soaked tampon out of my first fiancé’s snatch using my teeth. This was in the mid ’70s, after I’d read something in The Female Eunuch, I think… She was beyond horny, one of the best sex session we ever had! Trouble is it made a bit of a mess of the sheets and left a stain on the mattress so we didn’t do it again. I suspect the novelty would have worn off pretty soon anyway.

      • Doing that with a partner isn’t bad, they have the super horn when they are on but we are talking about filthy randomers here.

  22. How about a “In the Dumps when taking a Dump” Day!!??

    There should be more awareness, especially from the BBC, about the dire (ha!) need most people have when they’re in need of a good dump due to some dodgy curry (oops, can’t say that… umm, dodgy meal), a couple of hours earlier down the local Indian (oops, can’t say that either…err, down the local Delta)

    Nothing worse than being caught short – the pain, the suffering, the mood swings, the embarrassment when it all goes shit shaped and you’ve followed through!

    There should be a National “Take a Dump in Peace” Day!

  23. One of the major impacts of our modern western lifestyle has been the amount of time people can spend thinking about pointless crap. You do not have to work 16 hour shifts in t’mill or spend most of your life underground choking on coal dust or throw red hot rivets about to earn just enough money to just about live on if nothing goes wrong. All the majority worried about was getting enough to buy some food and rent a room. I posit that the monied classes had more to do with deviant behaviour and strange vices as all they had to do was act like cunts and enjoy their money.
    Obviously deviancy was also present in the lower orders but there was little time to bang on about it. Example your son is very ill with diphtheria you have enough money to buy some bread or see the doctor. Do you a. See doctor, b. write a letter to the local paper asking for more favourable treatment for the man next door who has been wearing his wife’s clothes you could of course do both but I doubt if the worried parent could write..
    Modern living is to blame for all this bumfoolery. Too much time to spend on promoting filthy abominations not enough spent on trying to stay alive. The Devil makes work idle hands. He must be flat out at the moment.

    • Dear fellow cunters I offer my humble apologies for putting the above comment under the wrong cunting. This rant of mine should have been under the Lgbtdfghjkuio business cunting as my effort has little to do with women’s things and festivals though I have won my red wings.
      Thanking you for your indulgence BB.

  24. To be fair, it is pretty rank the festivals I’ve been to it looks like an Afgan shooting party. I dry heave quite a bit when I see this grossness everywhere.

  25. How the fuck did female Soviet tank crews manage in WW2? The west is fucked. I couldn’t give a flying toss about myself, feel for my grandkids.

    • Guessing the female tank crews hull looked like something in mortal kombat, just flicking blood at each other. Blokes don’t need to be seeing dirty tampons left around and blood around the rim and play a game of try to piss it off, like I do with my sticky guiness turds.

  26. This is why i dont go to festivals; they’re for the sort of cunt who worry more about their cunt than the line-up (mostly of cunts).

  27. Post menopause has been wonderful for our household. We survived the menstrual and menopause years and now it’s like a retirement of sorts from those difficulties. Next stop, loss of sexual ability. Mrs Curtains looks forward to that.

  29. I recently watched the original 1971 Glastonbury Festival on Amazon Prime. Well, I tried to, it’s very badly put together as a festival, it’s not like Woodstock or the Isle of Wight 1970 festivals which are themselves a mixed bag, but Woodstock is brilliantly edited and has amazing moments. But the original Glastonbury is a mess, it’s boring and then there was a scene where two guys were naked for ages and it never explained why that was. You naked folk in Woodstock but it’s brief. This was like a crap GG Allin act, so I turned it off.

    Glastonbury today is nothing like it was. It’s been infiltrated by upper-middle-class Tarquins and Tabathas in Chelsea tractors filled with overpriced wine and luxury nibbles. And everyone is on their phone so your not really on a grand adventure into the wild and wooly world of wine, women and song – your sending picz to Sebastien who is in the Riviera on his 100-foot yacht.

    The whole point of those festivals of 1967-1999 was that you went on a mad, unplanned, unscammed adventure with your mental mates, got banjoed on drink and drunks, saw amazing musicians do ther best songs and got balls-deep in copious clunge. These days, a festival is just like going to Disneyland but with even more muppets barging into you and spilling your low-calorie mocktail while you do the Aztec shuffles in the search for a khazi as the phake phood you ate is about to make you do a Gary Linker at Italia 90.

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