(Imagine Jack “The Sweeney” Regan driving around in one of these! – Day Admin)
Rainbow police cars.
From being terrified of doing their job in case they get accused of racism, to this new low-point in British policing.
Deputy Police Commissioner Julie Cooke said:
“The cars are on the normal police patrol in the communities to show them in turn that we encourage you to report yourselves. They should encourage our LGBT + community, but also other underrepresented groups.”
Bound to frighten and subdue the most hardened thug or jihadi.
Nominated by: mystic maven
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Looks like clown car. Oh wait it is !!
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What a waste of money, I wonder what will be next, rainbow fucking uniforms🌈 😂
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They are going “gender neutral” with their uniforms…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9938679/Britains-biggest-police-force-Met-considers-plans-introduce-gender-neutral-uniforms.html
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I assume that in pursuit of equality there will be compulsory surgery for all recruits?
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I remember the time when a nice feminine WPC would stroll down the street with her legs on display in a skirt and black tights or stockings (in my mind anyway) and a nice over the shoulder handbag.
They were the days
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Yes, I always thought sheer black stockings beneath those A-length skirts.
Next it will be the male officers walking round in sheer tights with hairs poking though the nylon.
Nice!
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Annie from Life On Mars. I’d have loved a bit of that.
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Gave me the horn Norman
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In the early 1980’s when we had a warehouse on Mare Street, Hackney, we had a nice beat bobby. I was getting married and she came in for a cup of tea and showed me her stockings, suspenders and pink silk knickers in lieu of a wedding present. She was super nice.
At the time of the Liverpool riots and then the copy cat riots in London I was down there one Saturday morning wondering how to board up our plate glass windows. Don’t bother she said there won’t be any riots here, we know who all the trouble makers are, we had them in last night and gave them a bloody good hiding and told them if anything kicks off that will be just for starters. There were no problems in Hackney but plenty elsewhere in London.
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The old bill should be doing something about the P in LGBTQP nonses. What a shower of rainbow shit.
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Where is this oppressed community of weirdos? And who is oppressing the fuckers? Or is old fashioned ridicule and piss taking now more criminal than robbing, burgling and knifing?
With the Met spouting shite about non-gender specific uniforms the police in this country have become a police farce.
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Will they be using dildos instead of truncheons next or nipple clamps instead of handcuffs, I feel this is the tip of a massive fucking iceberg!!!
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Why?I despair
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A new low for the British Police. That car looks ridiculous. How can they expect to be taken seriously with this shite painted on the side of patrol cars? And whose paying for it?
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You can be certain that the next new low will be arriving shortly.
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Wasn’t there a lobby years back to remove Rovers from the police fleet because of the ‘white supremacy’ ishoos generated by the viking longship coming at ya foresquare on the Rover badge. Trigger me timbers!!!
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Every last “officer” involved in this filth should be sacked immediately.
Replace all inner city police vehicles with armoured cars.
What a monumental disgrace.
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Its shameful.
Looks like something a children’s entertainer would pull up in for a 7yr olds birthday party.
Rather than pander to fashionable groups the police should be instilling the message of law and order with their vehicles.
Fuckin behave or else
We’re watching you you dodgy little cunt
If they thought that they got disrespected before they’ll get fuckin murdered now.
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If you saw this responding to a crime you would half expect the officers to get out wearing arseless chaps and leather hot pants with ball gags. The only criminals they will be arresting are those who are on the floor wetting themselves.
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I saw a very rare sight yesterday………two coppers on the street!! Yes, they were in the local petrol station, writing shit down in their little books. The cunts must have been robbed….two weeks ago!
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If the Krays were about today, being a couple of benders, the coppers wouldn’t be able to touch them. Talk about being born too soon.
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If I were to report any crime in the UK and the police turned up in that car, I would tell them to fuck off and send some real policemen.
Seriously…… ‘Fuck off you embarrassing, knee bending clowns. You are supposed to be responding to a crime, not turning up for a gay march’
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The mounted branch will be using unicorns from Oct 1st. What a complete goatfuck.
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As described below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJPUU_yLytw
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Eddie Murphy is right, those police sirens are far too loud and aggressive and might trigger micro trauma among the snowflakes.
They should just have some fa**ot on a megaphone saying…..”look out dear, can we come through if you don’t mind?
Thank you sweetie. Love you.”
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‘Here Come the Girrrrllss’.
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Brilliant stuff! Plush softy cop cars, for fatso layabouts. They had better take care they don’t get ketchup from their massive bacon sarnies all over the satin upholstery. If they did, they would get in big trouble with their lezza Superintendent.
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We once had a police force that went toe to toe with the IRA. We once had a police force who took on Ronnie and Reggie. We once had a police force that tackled the worst of England’s football hooligans every Saturday.
We now have a police force that turns a blind eye to peaceful rape gangs and prefers to lickarse pillowbiters and trannies instead of fighting real crime.
Not fit for purpose and a fucking joke.
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All the old gangs and firms from the 60s and 70s would piss themselves laughing at that ‘Pride’ police car.
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I thought The Police were meant to operate without fear or favour…if I’d been sexually assaulted by The Gays while taking a shit in a Public lavatory and the Police turned up in that bendamobile, I’d assume that they’d arrived to give The Fruity Gentlemen a hand…and a lend of their handcuffs and truncheon.
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You’d be hard pushed to find a public bog these days Sir Fiddler. You might find one or two in central Londonstabistan for the tourists but you’d have to pay to get through the door. Everyone is there to be fleeced these days, even the poofs and the druggies. Another part of England gone forever.
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Don’t they just shit in the street in London? Fucking Calcutta mutts
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How can anyone take these virtue signalling, bendy-kneed cunts seriously, driving round the inner city slums in their fucking Woke-GayPride-mobiles?
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Imagine this rainbow daubed poofmobile patrolling outside Old Trafford, Anfield, St James’s Park, Maine Road, Villa Park, Upton Park, Elland Road or the Den in the 70s or 80s?
They would take it apart and set it on fire within a matter of minutes.
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“The cars are on the normal police patrol in the communities to show them in turn that we encourage you to report yourselves. They should encourage our LGBT + community, but also other underrepresented groups.”
Sorry, but what the fuck does that mean exactly? Report themselves for what? Absolute fucking nonsense speak attempting to disguise the fact that it’s all irredeemable bollocks.
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I think that gayness trait, eating da poo poo, can cause brain damage, according to the esteemed Dr. Martin Ssempa.
The rozzers have obviously swallowed so much of it, that their press releases have become pure gobbledygook.
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I’ve not seen such a fabulous looking car since I took my children to the local library for Tranny story time.
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I bet the Armed Response Units are full of water pistols now.
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For the first time in my life, I’m ashamed to be British.
Just how far are we going to go to appease, & I use that word ironically, a minority group with big mouths?
Someone on here had it perfectly, along the lines of ” I know what my sexual preferences are. I don’t want to know yours”
When the fuck is someone other than IsACs going to say Fuck Off, we’ve had enough, you’ve had your chance and changed bugger all?
Well, me, right now.
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Will one of these cars be driven by those two annoying cunts off the Haribo advert ?
” We are the police ! ”
I can hear the Russkies and Chinks laughing from here.
Western Civilisation, going down the pan.
Get To Fuck.
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That’s probably how they speak when arresting someone for a hate crime whilst wearing their cock rings and butt plugs.
Evening Jack.
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Evening, LL. Bit off topic, but are you having any problems getting E5 petrol ?
I think you’re in a similar line of work to me and everything I’ve read about E10 fuel points to it being problematical for 2 and 4 stroke grounds maintenance machines.
I tried a couple of local filling stations today, no E5 !
Cunts !
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Yes mate a few of the usual places are a no go so might have to go further afield before the weekend.
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I was told to use Super unleaded in the brushcutters….saws alright with E10 apparently.
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You might have to have a bit tinker with the high and low screws too.
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I’d like to have a tinker with the cunts who implement this shit, with a fucking lump hammer.
Ethanol absorbs moisture faster than Fat Reg absorbs jizz. Let’s stick more of it in fuel systems.
What could possibly go wrong ?
Tossers.
Evening, Dick.
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……….https://images.app.goo.gl/suweRcy3qbng8NAe8
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Nightmare inducing.
Thanks, Dick.
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Evening,Jack,LL
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You beat me to it, Jack.
Was going to say that life imitates art, in this case the art being the Haribo ad.
I despair. Next step, plis cars will be flying a star-and-crescent on green flag.
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Many a true word ………….
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I’ve sometimes wondered if any Police read these pages…I can understand them not wanting to personally comment but it would be interesting to know just what “The Copper In The Street” actually thinks about initiatives like this.
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Interesting observation, DFF, I’d say, yes in all probability.
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GCHQ do and MI6.
But theyre all flaming homos.
Ordinary coppers probably despairs at this bullshit from above,
They read this theyd either laugh or their mums would have to give them a cuddle .
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I used to know a few Coppers…they were a pretty mixed bunch….some Cunts,some canny….had some interesting and illuminating nights out with them,that’s for sure.
Evening,J.P.
Evening,All
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There is a little public lavatory just down the road from Barnsley Police station. It is an old one so looks like a little ‘cottage’. There is a sign saying that ‘unlawful behaviour’ has been observed and the police are aware of it.
I suppose with their ‘Pride’ cars they’ll be meeting up there for ‘roll call’ soon.
Or turn it into a museum where ‘persecuted homosexuals used to have to meet’. But now they don’t because we live in more enlightened times they don’t.
It was famous in town for this sort of activity. I always thought that because of its proximity to the police station it must added to the illicit excitement.
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Evening,Miles.
The Council closed the public toilets in my local town a few years ago… said that people could go into shops and ask to use their toilets or use Pub toilets..can’t imagine that many old people relish that idea….still,at least the saved money enabled them to cobble a street…which 8 months later had to be “uncobbled” after several people tripped and were awarded compensation.
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They’re ‘recobbling’ the centre of Barnsley Mr Fiddler. I am thinking that the patterned brickwork is the new cobblestone. But they have filled in ‘Peel Street bogs’ as it was known. It was underground. Old porcelain cubicles. Old sturdy thick wooden doors. And above reinforced glass panels so you coukd see the feet of people walking overhead.
Like Freddie said earlier it is yet another loss to our way of life.
Yes and you could pay to go in the back (there was an orderly down there) to go in the back for a more of a wash and brush up if you wanted.
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There used to be an underground toilet in the Bigg Market,Newcastle…apparently it is now a trendy wine-bar…the name of one of the nearby Pubs has been changed too….The Blackie Boy is no more.
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Whoever thought that was a good idea obviously doesn’t have to ride around in one all day. Skummers have no respect for the fuzz these days, I bet they will piss themselves laughing when that ridiculous liveried pork horse turns up at a fracas.
Stop making non issues a fucking issue, or guaranteed they will become an issue again.
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Bound to go down well with the chiggun children of Peckham and Hackney, as well as carpet surfers of Hounslow, both demographics known for a tolerant attitude towards the LGBTQP menagerie.
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You see a police car your response should be panic,
Even if innocent, heart beating, sweat beading in your forehead,
Dry mouth, etc.
Good old school fear.
Aka Respect.
Not burst out laughing in disgust.
Modern police cars should look like something from a fuckin Batman film,
Like a armoured car.
Same goes for actual policemen.
Should be over 6ft
Able to handle themselves
Quick to stick the boot in.
Nowadays coppers are quick to use their truncheons
But in a Barrymore way.
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A police man when I was a child was a figure of authority and a person to steer clear of nowadays they have become laughable, this is what happens when you put women (the Dick) in charge of a body that needs to be robust and command respect.! How can you respect this, a Circus Jalopy filled with light weight pushovers, why not change the Police siren to the theme from the children’s 70s T.V show Rainbow and have done.!
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Zippy wouldn’t have qualified. He’s a bit too boisterous.
George and Bungle would’ve fit right in with the modern ‘service’.
Rod, Jane and Freddy are a Shoo-in, as they all went to drama school.
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I use to watch that has a kid, when a rainbow was just a rainbow and not a perverted symbol of sickness, the coppers in these cars will either be powder puffs or over aggressive bastards compensating for being forced to drive a fruit mobile. This shit is on parr with piss stain Biden pushing LBTQ…Whatever the fuck it is, in Afganistan total derranged BS, something is on it’s way for world to be this openly mad.
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