(Schofield, about to stab his wife in the back – Day Admin)
Handbags at the ready girls for an Oooooh-get-the-madam-,duckie cunting for make-up entombed nearly 60 year old “new boy” of the LGBTQXYZ “celebrity” world.
The mincing presenter of daytime (and evening) ITV shows has been given an award at the LGBTetcetc Awards for “bravely coming out” on live ladies TV last year.:
What the fuck!. It must have been obvious years ago when he was a children’s TV presenter that he was an uphill gardener, and the fact that he has spent years doing wimminz things on TV every morning, as one of the girls, was also a very big clue.
However, apparently his adoring fans were shocked and surprised when he made the revelation on tarts telly last year, which tells you something about the dumb twats who park their arses in front of the TV in the mornings. What does the award look like, I wonder, a limp wrist crafted in gold?
Anyway, the audience at the event clapped and cried, and Phil (will he change his name to Phylis?) just cried. I imagine his wife of many years just cringed. Oh the emotion, duckie.
Nominated by: W.C.Boggs
He bravely came out so his boyfriend couldnt get to the papers first. Fucking wretch.
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Is what actually happened š
Devious arse fiddling cuntš
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My sister’s a TV make-up artist. Apparently it was well known that he’d been bumming one of the studio runners, so came out to avoid a potential scandal. He’s not liked, I’m told.
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Disgusting trick to play.
Stringing his missus along for years. (Although I suspect she knew?)
What is this award for, cheating on your missus for years and coming out as a Fudgepacker?
It only goes to show that any behaviour is a cause for celebration when it is linked to this MGBGT+ business.
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Almost as irritating as that cunt Lineker.
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I remember listening in to my wife and her mates blathering on about this cunt and how brave he was. When I asked my wife how she would feel if I declared that I was a secret pillow biter, I was met with blank looks and silence. That silence was only broken when my wife said, āwell thatās different innitā. āHow the fuck can it be?ā, I asked. āCoz it isā, said one of her mates. And this, fellow cunters, is a prime example of the low intellect level that the likes of Phillipa and his programs aim at. Because Schofields publicity machine says heās actually brave and not a degenerate, they believe it. Yet, to my wife, Iāll always be a cunt, no matter what I do. Whereās the justice in that?
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Time for a new wimminz in your life!!!
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Youāre not wrong there. But all wimminz are mental arenāt they?
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The telly people are better than the loikes of us.
*tug forelock*
‘…the loikes of us’
*all tug forelock*
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Dirty old pervert. He only came out because the young lad he was all over was going to sell a story. The smug cunt is lapping up the attention. Can’t stand him. Someone get him on a plane to Afghanistan.
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Superb idea Rob ; plane to Afghanistan – push him out at 20,000ft without chute – cheer up the Afghans … and most of all us.
Can’t stand the shallow fake poncing cunt & never could. Fortunately our paths have never crossed, as I doubt I could stop my fist from burying itself in his smug gob.
Only use for him is as pig food, the wanker.
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Excellent nomination and the hypocrisy of women with this is something I often mention.
That bloody advert. Hello Philip Schofield here. Have you been bumming men behind your wifeās back for the last 20 years, because I have.
Heās so brave, no heās not. Heās a cheating cunt. If it was other women heād been shagging there would have been no sympathy. Itās pure and simple devious cheating.
But women and double standards always get me. How they all love George Michael. He was a troubled poor soul. If Iād driven a car ripped off my tits on drugs and alcohol and exposed myself in a public toilet, I would have been a cunt and a prevert. But not dear George.
Hypocrisy with Schofield is the same.
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Little Phil thinks he’s wacky. As do the twerps who employ him to appear in their commercials.
But he’s not. He’s just an incredibly irritating member of the Guild of Uphill Gardeners.
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His behaviour is disgusting. People praising the cunt for selling a lie for decades until about to be outed. Society chooses strange heroes these days.
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90% of people are, sad to say, morons.
Accept that fact and life becomes manageable (depressing, but manageable)
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I hate the way he is all over the TV now under the assumption that people actually like this talentless twat.
Some people say heās only pretending to be gay so he can get to see Holly Willoughby naked.
Who would blame him, would love to have a go on that.
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The Sudden Gayness is the least controversial thing about him.
https://www.thesteepletimes.com/movers-shakers/the-phil-matt-show
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Yes, a true TV prostitute. Into everything, like a dog’s dick. Crap car adverts, crap artis-anal gin adverts. Boy, what a heap of cunt. He makes me think of what the bus-driver’s son would look like, if he used whitening soap.
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Brave? Pathological liar and cunt. I wonder how his wife feels knowing he exposed her to AIDS and fuck knows what during their marriage.
Isnāt it funny how if he had been sleeping with other women, and left his wife for one, heād be vilified, yet fuck a load of strange blokes and heās a hero. What kind of upside down world are we living in?
Heās always been a creepy cunt, and now we know why.
Fuck off Filthy Phil.
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Soldiers are brave..
combat pilots…
firefighters..
SAS … all brave
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Schofield is a cowardly spineless fucking weasel. To the bonfire with the likes of him …
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A toad of a human.
King George(?) liked to think persons such as this shot themselves.
Perhaps if they were all put on an island things overall would be much better?
An island a long way away.
South Georgia would be perfect.
Then napalm it.
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I have on several occasions encountered gays who for some reason think this is not obvious to everybody else. One chap , who I had worked with for about a week, was making cryptic references to his other half repeatedly so I politely acknowledged that I had guessed this was a man. He was flabbergasted and said when had I guessed? I said, about two minutes after you walked through the door, luckily he found it funny. He told me a story about his coming out- when he was in college the counselling people had given him a book to help with accepting your sexuality – one suggestion was to face a mirror and look yourself in the eye and say “I am Gay!, I am Gay!” over and over again , getting louder and louder. So he did this in his bedroom one evening, and someone next door banged on the wall and shouted out ” we know , every fucker knows, shut the fuck up”!
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Absolutely vile, as the wokies say. Except in this case they donāt. Yes, if he had been knobbing a young vulnerable female employee he would have been sacked, slaughtered in the meeja and you would never hear of the cunt again. But because heās arsefucking a boy heās a fucking hero and even gets an award for it! You couldnāt make this shit up. The world turned upside down indeed.
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And the award for cheating on your wife by bumming blokes for years goes to…
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It shows more bravery to NOT come out as LGBTBLAHBLAHBLAH or show support for all the other woke shit. Life is like a damn minefield anymore.
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I wonder what his wife and kids think of the dirty shit stabbing cunt? I presume publicly they have to swallow it or the wokies would be after them with the usual standard lexicon of abuse.
The whole situation surrounding this cunt makes me fucking sick.
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He gives me the fucking willies (thankfully not literally mind) and looks exactly the sort to have āquestionable materialā on his laptop as does that wholly unwholesome, all around creepy looking mutherfucker, David Walliams.
Shudderā¦.
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Yeah I think Abi Titmuss was a ‘beard’ for Walliams. She didn’t hang around very long.
No wonder he ended up playing Frankie Howerd in that crap biopic.
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So a straight male celebrity who has an affair with a tart behind his wife’s back is an almighty cunt? While Philip Schofield takes it up the bat cave from other blokes behind his wife’s back is rewarded.
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Is he a [pillow] biter or a [shirt] lifter? Iād suspect the latter as it, presumably, would be more predatory. Question is was the studio runner the first to get his āattentionā or the first threatening to ārun and tellā?
So, how come he ends up a hero when the likes of Harvey Weinstein end up vilified and imprisoned having picked on female juniors rather than male ones?
It must be a āwoke thingā perhaps? It certainly wouldnāt make any sense to Mr Spock.
When I listen to the radio and an ad comes on for Cinch it makes me cringe but the lead character has, as far as I know, always been honest and open about his sexuality and doesnāt cheat on his partners. Then comes the adā for āwe rip you off for any car dot comā and I have to switch station sharpish to avoid the temptation of putting a lump hammer through the set when this cunt opens his mouth.
Total cuntš
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Powder puffing, barnet buffing, gofer fiddling, fudge packing annoying cunt. He should be put in the cube with the Taliban, see how many lives heās got left after trying to complete a hole in one.
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Bung Phylis Schofield in the oven
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Being a tad careful about any accusations, it’s fair to š¢š“š“š¶š®š¦ that he likes the young ‘uns…
Also, as he looks the sort to be an appalling deviant, perhaps it’s time for the police to forensically test his entire forearm to check for Stuart Lubbock arse DNA?
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Yeah, Michael Buggermore, thereās another filthy, degenerate cunt. If he didnāt do it he fucking knows who did. Awright! Cunt.
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Selfish cunt. Never once thought of his wife. Poor bint is left knowing she has lived a lie for years and been deceived by this ducky.
Odious little creep.
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He is not alone stringing along a wife when bent. Total selfish 2 faced cunt. She should have cut is appendage off. Sick of the of the adverts of him telling you about the thieving cunts We buy any cars, at a rediculous price. Fuck off you fucking cunt.
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Lord Adonis is a very good example of somebody who pretended to be straight to aid his career, then went his career went tits up, and he was reduced to pleading to “Rejoin” he announced his was a lavender marriage.
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Horrible little cunt, should be mounted shitbox first on a burning totem pole
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Canāt we have a crowd fund to send him on holiday to Afghanistan? See how fucking brave he is over there.
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I was amazed when I heard Liberace was gay, Schofield not so much. His wife must have known, “Just taking the dog down the heath for a few hours dear.” Phil comes back covered in semen and human excrement the next morning, “But Phil we don’t have a dog”
Purely hypothetical question, what if it was revealed that a famous celebrity groomed and fiddled with a minor, would they get to keep their obes and awards etc? Will write to Rolf Harris, he should know.
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Oddly, I misread obes as “oboes”…
Rolf should’ve lost his oboe, and his didgeridoo too.
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….o r Didgeridon’t….
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Schofield, eh? If this grotesque bummer had groomed 17 year old girls and got them top jobs at ITV just so he could have his evil way, the Me Too mob would be going fucking apeshit.
But, because he is a rampant fruit and it was a young lad he was messing with, it’s viewed by the woke psychos as ‘brave’. Absolutely sickening.
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A total cunt and part of the perfect sociopathic double team with Holly Willoughby (yes I still certainly would) who sat grinning like a demented Cheshire cat while he confessed his penchant for youthful male arse to their braindead audience.
Imagine the reaction…
Holly – “Phil here has a confession to make”
Phil – “yeah thanks Holly…. Yeah I’m basically bored of the missus of 27 years and I just want to bang loads of different young chicks from now on”
Suddenly he doesn’t sound so stunningly brave for some reason.
Cunt
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‘there were an enormous amount of rainbow arms outstretched to catch me when I reached the bottom of my jump’. Oh ffs! Where do these sleb cunts get this vomit-inducing pish from?
A fucking prize for coming out?
Ok, I’ll admit it after all these years, and it’s taken me all this time to come to terms with my identity, but I’m *gulp* straight (bursts into tears).
Where do I collect my award? Does the prize include cash?
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No Ron, you are clearly a homophobe, as you have confessed to not taking cock, and are, technically guilty of hate speech.
Thames Valley CID will be around to charge you later….
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Never liked this fella, and heās become more of a cunt over the years. Playing princesses with Holly on this morning but always with this cuntishness about him.
Would love to bang Holly, though.
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