Poor old Madonna. The old tart just doesn’t get it, does she?
Encased in her bubble of self-delusion, and no doubt egged on by sycophantic hangers-on, she can’t help but flaunt herself as if she’s still the outrageous, sex-on-a-stick pop and style icon of the 80s.
Sadly no; to the amusement of cunters everywhere, her antics grow increasingly laughable by the week. Take her BDSM-themed appearance at the recent MTV Video Music Awards. What a ridiculous, cringe-inducing spectacle.
Still, at least I was able to amuse myself for a while trying to figure out where the flesh ends and the silicon begins. Her face looks like a death mask, her tits are positively pneumatic. Oh, and have a look at those arse implants. Jesus, I wouldn’t, not even with somebody else’s.
A word in your shell-like, my dear. Growing old is part of life, as is learning to grow old gracefully. Still, if you want to act like a twat and give us all a good laugh, then I suppose that’s your prerogative.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
I dress like a 50 year old bald father. Why? Because I am exactly that. Comfort over style. I haven’t resorted to velcro shoe fasteners yet but I’m sure I will at some point. Reading glasses are next. I am invisible to young ladies and I am ok with that. I accept reality where Madonna clearly denies it.
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I dress like the singer from Judas Priest.
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Rob Halford! Gay as a fucking maypole apparently.
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No apparently about it – Halford’s well and truly out, but doesn’t seem interested in making a big deal of it. In most interviews he’s always much more keen to espouse his his love of metal.
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Only poofs now buy Madogga records and arse lickingly refer to the old hag as ‘My Queen’.
Anyone else in their 60s who went about like she does would have been sectioned by now. If she was some mad old tart who flashed her saggy bits in the middle of a shopping centre, they would lock the old witch up. But because she’s rich, famous and Madogga she gets encouraged. One thing’s for sure, if the old slut is cremated, she’ll go up like a kite with all that silicone, fiberglass, and flammable plastic. Let’s hope it’s soon, eh?
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The fire brigade had better be on alert, that’s for sure.
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Overrated talentless spunk bucket.
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The cunts who call her a ‘champion for women’ are fucking jokers…
Simulates rape and S&M in that crappy ‘Sex’ book, basically operated as a prossie with a record contract, has had numerous ‘terminations’ yet buys black babies, and collaborating with a convicted rapist (Mike Tyson). Yeah, a real champion of women, that….
Madogga is a fucking slag and a total cunt.
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She has a head on her like a chewed up minty. Also makes Kate price come across as a virgin, Madonna is a dirty old whore.
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I find her disturbing and I get a big whiff of sinister.
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The film “Death Becomes Her” comes to mind.
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Haggard and talentless and that was 20 yr ago
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Apparently a lot of Gen Zs have never heard of her!
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Overated cunt in nearly way papa don’t preach and like a prayer was 3 decades ago FFS had she retired 10 years ago but the cunt refuses to age
What ever happened to raising Malawi? saving the poor children like Michael Jackson type delusional savior cunt saving the Africa didn’t last long for madogga?!
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I think the old slapper buys these black babies to make up in some warped way for all the ones of her own that she’s disposed of over the years. She’s had more abortions than anyone can count. Madogga is simply a revolting human being.
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