Madonna (9)

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Poor old Madonna. The old tart just doesn’t get it, does she?

Encased in her bubble of self-delusion, and no doubt egged on by sycophantic hangers-on, she can’t help but flaunt herself as if she’s still the outrageous, sex-on-a-stick pop and style icon of the 80s.

Sadly no; to the amusement of cunters everywhere, her antics grow increasingly laughable by the week. Take her BDSM-themed appearance at the recent MTV Video Music Awards. What a ridiculous, cringe-inducing spectacle.

Still, at least I was able to amuse myself for a while trying to figure out where the flesh ends and the silicon begins. Her face looks like a death mask, her tits are positively pneumatic. Oh, and have a look at those arse implants. Jesus, I wouldn’t, not even with somebody else’s.

A word in your shell-like, my dear. Growing old is part of life, as is learning to grow old gracefully. Still, if you want to act like a twat and give us all a good laugh, then I suppose that’s your prerogative.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

65 thoughts on “Madonna (9)”

    • I saw her in the paper with her latest ‘boyfriend’. It looked like some care in the community helper taking some eccentric old biddy out for walk.

      “I used to be relevant once you know dear, I can still do the splits too”.

      • Shes a disgrace.
        She should be sectioned.
        If my granny had walked tound dressed as a gay SS officer like Mad Donna does?!!
        Well, the shame ..

        If she wants attention remake the Golden Girls or CoCϛn.

  5. Morning Ron. Agree with everything. Point is without a ton of make-up she looked like a raddled young tart when she was younger anyway (not that the make-up did THAT much!). Now she just looks totally ridiculous – puts me off my cornflakes!

  6. I have a brother afflicted with the gayness who went to see her live about 5 years ago.

    He said she turned up about an hour late and then told the audience to fuck off if they didn’t like the wait. Even he was pissed off with her.

    They should’ve all thrown bottles of piss at her. She’d have probably drunk ’em all though.

    • Highly irreverent, but makes me think of something else on YouTube – “Daddy, I’ve done a poo for you.”

  9. Imagine tenapads stuffed under that gear of hers and the stale aroma of piss as she hobbles along the stage, probably giving out silent farts of rancid onions.

    Not so much Like a Virgin, but crusty old hag!

  10. Ages not with grace, Lots of young men with odd names buzzing around like flies after shit. Happy to make a complete cunt of herself. Total bubble mentality as stated earlier. Of course the public Madonna could be an Android?

  12. You’d have to be a totally desperate cunt, devoid of any moral fibre, to stick your winkle into her suppurating, stinking, flappy old burger.
    Oh ! You’re forming a queue.
    Dirty cunts.
    Good morning.

  14. Didn’t she buy a pickaninny or two with her ex Guy Richie ?
    Fuck knows how he put up with her for so long.

  17. Imagine my horror when I thought that I had inadvertently wandered into Madonna’s recording studio…the squealing,the rancid odour,the gaping piss- flaps,the bizarre contortions..and then imagine my relief when I realised that I was actually at the local abattoir watching an old sow get it’s throat cut.

  18. Morning all.
    She’s reduced herself to something of a sad spectacle imo. Her antics reek of desperation. Equally sad are those twats in the media going on about how ‘brave’ she is (usually wimminz I think), ‘blazing a trail’ for women, what have you.
    On the other hand, she provides a rich source of material to piss-takers everywhere, so she carry on as long as she likes as far as I’m concerned.

  20. Never liked her. Really early in her career she was the sort of bird you’d bang around the back of the local football club disco.

    Never understood why people think she’s such an icon. Now it’s like seeing ya gran trying to be sexy, fucking cringe as the youth might say.

    • It’s bizarre tho; her face would curdle your milk, and honestly, those tits look like a couple of helium filled balloons. And that arse…
      And yet she’s being lauded by many for her ‘daring’ and ‘self-confidence’.
      What the fuck are these people on?

      • Like most edgy anti-establishment radical pop icons of yesteryear, they’ve all conformed in old age in order to retain their crumbling popularity, maintain their tumbling bank balance, and saddle up to whatever is trending these days – in this case all things Woke and VS.

        She said fairly recently that she wouldn’t let children behave the way she did back in the day. Socially unacceptable.

        Two-faced hag!

  25. She now looks like a cross between Barbara Cartland and Nicki Minge.
    Another Pete Burns silicon freak.

  26. I’d have happily given her the mutton cutlass back in the day but this now vile old whore frankly disgusts me.
    Her desperation to stay relevant and her pathetic myriad of ‘shocking’/edgy/fucking crass tactics to appeal to the yoof of today are deserving of nothing but contempt.
    Fuck’eth her and the horse she rode in on! Get to fuck you old cunt.

  27. She had a ragged looking, hirsute, bearded clam at age 18.
    Goodness knows what horrors lurk in her knickers, in 2021😢

    Nothing more embarrassing than the Auntie at a family gathering who dresses and behaves like a teenager*

    (*as a randy teen, I did bang a few “older sorts”-a great education for a young man👍)

  28. Even when young, she always looked a bit second hand.
    Like something the dog had been chewing on, but couldn’t bring itself to eat.
    Because even dogs have some standards…

    • I’ve never had a wank over her. She’s never been young and fit as far as I’m concerned. Not my idea of a good time.

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