A pair of blue and gold starred bloomers, made out of a moth-eaten EU flag, please (assuming she can wear them, rather than granny heavy duty Tenaladies) for this elderly old tart, who has a face as contorted as Lord Adonis’s overused ringpiece.
The old hag 69 (she says) is delving into her ancestors background to become an Irish citizen, so she can “become a European again” Who gives a fuck:
The BBC on their Wireless 4 news at lunchtime were obviously deeply pleased and moved with the old hags declaration.
An old woman, whose one “skill” is to write crap and get it published reminds me of the Nancy boy MPs, who want to be European, because they seem to think, it gives them some sort of “cool” cachet – puts them one up on us commoners.
I hope the old cunt does go and live in Southern Ireland and we never have to hear her drawl again.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
And seconded by: MMCM
I would like to second this nom as Hillary Mantel makes my blood boil.
Just a few of her gripes about Britain
– Brexit.
– It’s a monarchy and she will “breathe more easily” in a republic.
– Brexit.
– The English abuse “exhausted refugees” as they scramble up the beach at Dover.
– Brexit.
– The UK is an “artificial” construct (unlike the EU).
-Brexit.
– Her fantasy of killing Margaret Thatcher never came true.
– Brexit.
I genuinely think this woman is as mad as a box of frogs.
Good riddance you goofy looking old sow. And don’t forget to hand your dame-hood back at passport control.
Yet more by – Captain Magnanimous
When this rancorous horrorshow isn’t attacking royals, she’s calling anybody who criticises parasite Markles a raaaycist. Now, five years after we escaped the Reich, this rancid scary Mary is attacking Brexiteers. Christ’s coddled codpiece, the old witch must have a new shite novel to plug.
Apparently this stewed prune is a “Dame” and is thinking of moving to the Republik of Ireland as she’s so “ashamed of Brexit Britain”. Who in their right mind would want to live in Oireland? Even the Dinghy Illegals give it a miss.
I’ll chip in to her fucking off if she promises not to write any more dross that’s subsequently made into dreary TV starring pompous fops.
As Henry VIII might have said to Mantel in one of her tedious books, “Thou art the rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended my nostril and thy face could sour ripe grapes. Get thee gone thy rotund, venomous toad.”
Mantel, thou art a cunt.
(According to her Wiki page, she has a CBE and DBE. One assumes, therefore, when she fucks off to Ireland (a republic) she’ll give up her “evil” gongs and become an ordinary pleb!? – Day Admin)
The e and a should be switched around.
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Fuck off love, but do it quietly. Self loathing crone, hurry up and take as many of these EU koolade swiggers with you, as you will not be eligible for NHS treatment, and you can all sit around in Dublin hating the British with your new countrymen, who will secretly loathe you, as nobody loves a traitor, wherever they end up.
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She won’t be able to use the NHS, so she will have to pay for her own pile ointment and suppositories, rubber knickers and support tights. Let’s hope she has a rtdy sum tucked away…..
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Spot on, GJ. Like all these self important cunts, she should either shit or get off the pot, but whichever, just do it without all the fucking theatrics.
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Indeed.. Never ceases to amaze me how many coming scurrying back to Blighty for treatment when the shit hits the fan.
Same cunts that love to give it large,
and delight in putting Blighty down at any given oppo,
The plastic paddies and the ex-pats in Dago-land are the biggest pisstake rs.
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She’ll probably do an Emma Thompson – fuck off to another country because of horrible Britain, realise the grass isn’t greener on the other side, but covered in shite, and will sooner or later end up back here again as her “safe haven” rather than fucking off to somewhere else!
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Or as in the case of Our Emm, sooner rather than later!
Another sleb (make that slab) who’s earned fame, fortune and a damehood from this country, and now can’t wait to tell us all how bad she thinks it and by extension are.
Fuck off to Ireland and don’t come back.
Mad as a box of frogs? Certainly, and fucking ugly as one as well.
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If that cunt.. (our Emms).. lived on the local council estate, she’d have been sectioned years ago.
Same for that fruitcake Jolie, what is it with these actor types?..too much money and time on their hands , the fuckers wouldn’t survive a week in the real world
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Is this cunt the long lost sister of Hillary Clinton? That same overbite and arrogant countenance.
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Fuck me. How can anyone be so ugly and only have one head?
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Her other head’s wedged up her arse.
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What the fuck has the eu got to do with being a European. Silly old cow.
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Exactly. The classic ploy of the anti-Brexit moaner is to conflate the cuntish EU with the wonderful continent that is Europe.
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Either that or they are 🐖 shite thick.
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Oh yes!!!
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‘bye Hilary, try not to slam the door on the way out.
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Put her and other remainer refugees in dinghies and point them at France. Two of them leave for every invader they insist we let in.
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One of many slebs who promised to fuck off because of Brexit but not one of them has. It’s not that these cunts love the EU so much , they hate the working class with a passion and the fact we didn’t vote the way they told us really pisses them off. That’s why they just can’t let it go, they can’t let it lie. Remember the kid who threatened to take his ball home if he had to take his turn in goal?
That’s the remoaners…..posh little wankers who get the hump when they can’t have their way.
This posh, spazzy looking old bag is no more moving to Ireland than I am. Which is a shame….she can fuck off wherever she likes as long as she stays there. Oh….and she can take the exhausted refugees with her. I’m sure after she’s told them about all the shit white people who live here they won’t want to stay anyway.
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I’m still waiting for Yasmin Ali-Baba-Brown to fuck of. She promised she would if Boris got elected.
Lying cow.
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She’s now admitted that she ‘regrets’ saying that. On reflection, she’s another fat gobshite who’s come here as a ‘refugee’, and has earned a cushy living for donkey’s, abusing the country and telling us how ‘racist’ we all are.
Alibaba-Brown is one of the most irritating and insufferable cunts alive today. She should be on the wall; no, make that up against it.
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Maybe not leaning against it though, the fat cunt would knock it down
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I’m not surprised she regrets it. She’s looked at the options and decided the UK isn’t so bad after all. Mouthy gobshite.
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Up against the wall, with a blindfold and last cigarette, would be better…
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Talking of “the wall”, this should be Hilary Mantel [2] as the foul-smelling, hypocritical witch was done last year.
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Yasmin ‘Chief Jawa’ Alibi Brown?
‘Yasmin, what do you have to say on this headline?’
‘Wootini!’
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Has Andwoo Lloyd-Wubba ever threatened to fuck off? He’s another cunt that wouldn’t be missed.
These remoaners make it all about Europe, so why doesn’t she fuck off to Belgium?
Oh, I forgot. It’s a shitehole.
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Spot on Freddie son
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My piss is at boiling ooint just looking at her. But then when she speaks…
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Remove her citizenship and fuck her off.
Happy to help.
Good afternoon.
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All you need to get an Irish passport these days is a tenuous, remote connection to Ireland and, more importantly, no shame.
Even John Le Carre did it shortly before he died. He was so mentally unhinged by Brexit that he died an Irish citizen – a truly cuntish act. But he was still a great novelist and I will continue to read him.
I won’t read Mantel, whose novels are turgid and unreadable. In Wolf Hall she makes Cromwell look like a twentieth century wispy-washy Liberal with a bad conscience for doing the King’s bidding. In reality he was a total cunt who would have had no such modern pansy-boy misgivings.
Mantel has benefited from living in one of the most civilised and humane countries which respects individual liberties (traditionally, anyway). The self hatred of some British “intellectuals “ astonishes me.
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Also, if Mantelpiece says she can “breathe more easily in a republic”, why did she accept all those honours from the Queen?
Rancid old hypocrite.
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I very much hope it falls into a peat bog and is never heard from again.
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So its taken her 5 years to come to this decision then?
If she was truly pissed off with result surely she could have packed her bags and fucked off way back in 2016!
I suspect this is just a bit of grandstanding – as if her “gesture” will somehow convince the government and the nation that “Hey! We were so wrong about Brexit now that she is leaving. We need to keep people like her, therefore scrap the last result and have a new referendum instead!”
And why fuck off to Ireland, which is just across the road, figuratively speaking! Why not fuck off to some shit-hole EU country in central Europe?
Moreover, isn’t Ireland a member of PIGS, and is in huge debt to the European Central Bank, and Germany is totally pissed off with bailing those countries out?
Yeah, good luck with that, darling!
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She’s breathing ok in this photograph-
https://www.thebookseller.com/news/mantel-receives-damehood
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More’s the pity…
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She looks like Mick Hucknalls Nan-Nan. Ugly cunt.
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In a practical world, pretentious cunts like this would be rendered down, into industrial lubricant.
She’ll never fucking leave, the self promoting old crone.
That’s some fucking overbite.
Is it part human ?
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She has absolutely no intention of leaving. It’s all to promote and flog the new tat this vinegary, old bag has shat out. I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and STILL shit out a better book.
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I think partly human but, looking at her in profile, she also appears to be partly pelican.
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She looks like one of those hybrids sculpted by Patricia Piccinini;
https://www.pinterest.fr/pin/357825132871836252/
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Throw her to the wolves
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Isn’t that Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo from the 70’s kid’s show H.R. Pufnstuf?
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Nasty, saggy old unpatriotic hag, who had fantasised about assassinating Margaret Thatcher. How the fuck did this minger get a Damehood with such extremist views?
Just fuck off to Ireland, please. I for one won’t miss you. Cunt.
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I still can’t get over how ugly this old carthorse is.
Mantel? Her face looks like a bubbling tectonic plate.
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Fucking state of that…. I’d heard of her before but didn’t know she was that grotesque. 🤢
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Horrible old european trout, I would pay good money to watch a hyena bite her cunt until she bled to death.
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The hag doesn’t look like she’s struggling for breath kneeling in front of Charlie the Chimp getting her gong. In fact she looks like she is about to suck his winkle the hypocritical old witch. Of course Charlie is married to a horse so this old cow’s gnashers won’t frighten him.
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She reminds me of those monster ball heads from the 90s
https://www.geekalerts.com/creeperz-monster-head-stress-balls/
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Where did she get that fucking wig from? Is she wearing it for a bet?
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Yes she is.Ugly old trout
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Maybe Elton John gave her a new hairpiece while they moaned about Brexit, yet neither will fuck off. At least Elton Cunt’s flowers might have cloaked the smell of mouldy butter escaping from Mantel’s front arse.
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Nice cunting Heir Capo, she looks a Spitting Image puppet.
The micks can fucking keep her.
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Yasur save me from this witch, this thripence farthing for a gob horse toothed banshee has made my bollocks shrivel and given me nightmares. As tolerant a society we are, treason is unforgivable. Burn her.
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Fuck off you ugly fucking cunt. With my absolute blessing.
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Hilary, I just want you to know that you are my number one
For the next Deadpool noms.
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Uglier than Jimmy savills 1973 dirty wank sock.
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