Merseyside Police Goes Woke

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A “ello ello, what’s goin on ere then” cunting for Merseyside police cunts.

Liverpool, once the capital of tea leafs and nair do wells, is now obviously the paragon of a city with zero crime, well, apart from hate crime.

The Merseyside rozzers have made a pathetic video, claiming their commitment to the alphabet brigade by appearing, waving a fucking rainbow flag, whilst talking about their own personal commitments.

Mersey Police Full of Pride

My grandad was a copper, a beat sergeant, a big cunt he was, used to “collar” undesirables, walk into dodgy pubs to get information and generally get his fucking hands dirty.

THAT is policing, not this powder puffing, barnet buffing load of morons.

This country is truly fucked I tell thee.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

105 thoughts on “Merseyside Police Goes Woke”

  2. Liverpool is a right mess, go there on a Sunday afternoon and there’s still drunk slags hanging out of their dresses from the night before as kids come up to you trying to beg for fags.

    It’s the one place (bar Sunderland) I can never imagine the locals going woke.

  4. I heard the people of Merseyside hated the “bizzeeees!!!” and they were to blame for everything ever.

    If they’re trying to curry favour with the bin dippers by parading around in rainbow garb then good luck.

  5. Your average bobby, who just wants to get on with the job they joined, ie: to nick villains and help people, must fucking weep when they see shite like this. I’m being rhetorical of course as I speak to coppers a lot, and they’re as fucked off as much, if not more, than you.

    • I had this conversation with some work colleagues recently. Being a rozzer must be the most thankless job on the planet at the moment. No support from the Gov’t and barely any from the courts. Fuck this rainbow bollocks, when will one of them stand up and say fuck this shite let’s go a catch scum.

    • Spot on. In so many occupations the ordinary worker must cringe at the publicity stunts organised by management.
      If you want to get ahead wear a dress.

    • DCI@ The police were lost when they were re-titled a police “service” – they are NOT a fucking service – protect, serve and uphold the law, and leave your shift not giving a fk about a black eye because you collared some dangerous POS who will not be troubling decent people for a long while, and the satisfaction of dong the job right.
      Buses are services, the police are not.
      Betrayed by people who will never need to call them or see what their day involves (yes Cressida – I’m looking at you!) 🤬
      Once helped a copper at a serious RTA some years ago (very nasty, brain on the road) and he told me if he thought about some of the things he had to do at work he would just fall to bits so the attitude had to be “fuck it, let’s get one with it” – cold but necessary for sanity.
      Failed by rainbow fuckwits.

  6. I saw that”presentation”. It was enough to make you puke. I was in Liverpool back in 81, I would like to see these cunts deal with that scale of agro. Cunts every one of them.

      • 1971 “Stop in the name of the law!!

        2021 “stop in the name of love!”

        Dee do doh dem bizzies dont dey eh?

  7. What a load of bollox.

    These PC Plods should concentrate on protecting the community from crime and not virtue signalling.

    Trouble is they are too busy in the nail bar having their toenails painted with the rainbow flag to concentrate on crime.

    Could you imagine Dixon of Dock Green or Chief Inspector Morse putting up with any of this shite?

      • Id never of guessed in a million years!!
        Teenage boy in mask gloves and hot pants hangs round in caves with leather clad older billionaire?
        Swallows the frankenfurter?
        You sure?

      • Yes, we’ve known for decades, but it only became official a few days ago. 😉

      • Into the moderation penalty box with you Ruff!

        Boy wonder was always Batmans 2nd in command this is hardly a shocking revelation…

        Robin: Are you sure this isn’t gay bruce can’t you get catwoman to do this?! Ms. Kyle is busy so keep stroking just don’t touch the balls okay faggot?

      • However, Batman remains in the closet.

        Unlike Batwoman who came out in 2006.

        “At a relatively young age, Kate Kane, a young, wealthy, lesbian, Jewish socialite was traumatized by the kidnapping and murder of both her sister and mother. Left to live with her father, when she could she joined the Marines as a means to impress him. Unfortunately, Kate was discharged from service after she came out as gay. 

        “After her dismissal, she found herself at the wrong end of a mugging. Luckily, just as the mugger moved in, Batman arrived and rescued her. Sensing the thrill that comes with being Batman, Kate transformed herself into Batwoman.

        “Since coming out, Batwoman has become a trailblazer for the LGBTQ community.”

  9. On a tangential but related side issue, why do Bobbies dress up in all this clobber now? They look like something out of Starship Troopers.

    What’s happened to the good old traditional police uniform, with the hat and dark uniform with a silver chained whistle? Such a reassuring and very British look.

    • Funny that MMCM – I also thought that a while ago and did a little superficial research. Every police force in Europe uses a plain blue uniform, only having the full “starship trooper” look for the riot police. The UK coppers dress in black and most look like (or think they look like) Robocop. A shape of the authoritarian things to come.

      I used to teach my kids to respect the police, but now I tell them to just say nothing to them if they get stopped.

      • ‘A shape of authoritarian things to come”.

        I think you are right there, Lord Cuntingford. Clothes betrayeth the man.

      • Stun guns, machine guns, tasers, full body armour, armoured vests, knee pads, pistols, truncheons, rubber bullets……just to arrest some old man for the thoughtcrime of using the wrong pronoun to a tranny.

  10. Another national disgrace.
    To add to the ever growing mound of utter disgraces.

    The criminal element must be quaking in their Nike trainers and shellsuits.

    You reap what you sow.

    This country is finished.

  11. Good God that video is absolutely terrible.
    My face was contorted in anguish after watching as much as 20 seconds of it.

    Memo to copper in video – while you were waving that lovely rainbow flag about there was probably a grooming gang operating with impunity half a mile down the road or a granny being mugged.

    Fucking idiots.

    • Slightly related – a father stabbed to death in Chingford last night trying to protect his daughter from thugs. Nothing on BBC, so I can safely assume attackers were of colour. This is the reality of modern day Britain – virtue signalling over some puffs, but letting crime get out of hand. The rozzers will never investigate – the black “community” will clam up and even if they do identify someone, they won’t have the balls to arrest them in case in sparks another riot.

  12. One can imagine these prancing woke rainbow cunts having to deal with Liverpool vs Manchester United or Liverpool vs Leeds United in the 70s. They would crumble like white dog dirt. The noise alone would make them cry like babies.

    • Norman@ – Exactly – I went to a bloodbath, sorry “match” at Elland Road and for an hour after the police were being pelted with bricks and bits of scaffolding, road sign etc – everyone had a mess around and a bit of a brawl (back then the coppers were big Yorkshire fuckers who thought nothing of steaming in – they got respected), the worst were dragged off to the vans and everyone one else went home for their tea.
      The halcyon days of my yoof 😢
      Coppers shouldn’t be soft and politicised.

  13. Fuck me, I’ve just watched the video. An absolute disgrace.

    “I pledge to counter negativity in all its forms”

    Get to FUCK

    • I look forward to seeing them counter the almost 100% negative opinion of homosexuality amongst the Moose Limbs.

      • I suppose it’s one of the new thought crimes which must be expunged by correct thinking and correct speaking.

        Once again George Orwell, writing 73 years ago, hit the nail on the head.

      • He was indeed a liberal and a democratic socialist LazyBiscuits, but in the best meaning of the word.

      • Wasn’t a slight. I just find it funny when daily mail comment types quote a book they’ve never read and assume it’s about one thing when it’s not. Or they watched the terrible John hurt film.

      • “I thought Rashford didn’t have his best game today.”

        “You have the right to remain silent…”

      • Honestly it won’t be long until thought crimes really are a thing. Well, they already are, but I could see “being anti-taking the knee” becoming a crime at some point.

    • Does that mean I can’t say that i don’t like creamy sauces, because that’s negative?
      The state ,the government,is promoting madness and putting people in positions of power not because they are the right person due to ability, they’re being put there because they are saying and behaving according to government pc woke guidelines. This doesn’t happen in the private sector because that’s a business. Only in the state sector where there is no mechanism for failure so no one is held to account and weakness and failure are seen as being desirable. All to appear inclusive and ‘ nice’.
      Pathetic.

  14. Fatso tranny police cunts, what the fuck must the application form look like? In olden times you could not get in the then ‘Force’ if you wore glasses or were a midget. Nowadays, the more fucking disabled and mentally ill you are the more likely you are to get in.

    Imagine the interview -‘Can you scoff four Big Macs and fries at one sitting? Check. Can you run five metres in under ten minute? Check? Can you see me? Ever been a murderer? Oh, well that need not be a bar to entry. Excellent, nice nail polish by the way sir.

    Fuck off.

    Good morning, everyone

  15. Most of those cunts sounded out of breath and knackered just from waving that pooftah flag about. Fuck knows what they’d do if they had to chase after some scally. What a coincidence that the Chief Inspector of Diversity, Inclusivity blah blah woof woof just happens to be a black Wimminz. That’s right you’ve got your nice cushy job dear so just say something nice about the gaylords ok?
    Jesus fucking Christ! What a fucking farce.

  16. Serena Kennedy-Chief Constable, you are a cunt fuck off 😂

    And you look like a sack of shit, tidy yourself up!

  17. Have we got any tranny coppers in this country, there must be one surely? If not there fucking should be. What are these Chief Inspectors of diversity and shit doing about it?
    What ever happened to that Peaceful copper bitch shouting about free Palestine while on duty and in uniform? That one seems to have quietly faded into the background hasn’t it?

  18. They stick their cocks into the intestines of other men and get shit all over the place. The law now means teachers have to teach kids that ‘they/them/their’ are not plurals, but singular. Kid asks why, teachers now in an awkward position (if they’re not fully libtarded and not all are) of having to tell them about two men can love each other etc. And about the many ‘genders’. Kid asks if he’s gay because his best friend is a boy. Teacher has to say they don’t know. Kid ask parents. See the can of worms with this shit?

    So yeah, excuse me while I don’t fucking celebrate all that.

    Catch some robbers and shoot some stabby stabbies instead of making fools of yourselves. It comes from above indeed, but you hardly ever see them making cunts of themselves like the officers above, do you?

    Think about what you’re promoting too.

  19. It’s the cunts in the senior ranks. They arent real coppers and you can now enter at a senior rank with zero experience.
    Values are fucked up for these cunts. Stuff that matters not a fucking jot in general gets prioritised over real crime because it trends on fucking twatter.
    Hate crime? Hurty feelings? Fuck off and investigate a burglary, robbery, assault. Things that really count.

    • “Ferree, cross the Merseey” – sinks due to bullet holes by rival drug gangs..
      Police wave rainbow flags in response”..
      Got relatives in Liverpool (the Welsh side of the Family by jingo!) – horrible slum run by gangs.

  21. I bet the two wimminz are lesbian ladies, and baldy man taking most of the flag looks like an uphill gardener to me.

  22. George Carter, Dirty Harry, ED 209, RoboCop. Proper Coppers. Not these fucking wet farts. I bet they don’t even spray mace anymore, probably Paco Rabane nowadays.

    • ED 209 identified as a non-binary cybernetic automaton that squealed like a pig when it fell down a stairwell.

      (I know that film too well).

  23. I fail to understand the link between this police ‘service’ that many of us think are there to serve and protect citizens of the UK (but we know this isn’t the case) and the celebration of a male inserting his penis in the dungtrumpet of another male.

    It is simply a non sequiter and as relevant as police overtly and conspicuously celebrating fly fishing in Lake Windermere or celebrating the classic Suffolk Punch lawnmower.

    Rainbow flag indeed. Do what you are paid to do by the taxpayer. Silly fucking cunts.

    • You’ve probably heard about this but the Police have been after Alex, made his life hell, at the behest of the BBC. He seems a good lad and his videos are 👍

      The video you posted: Hadn’t heard about the white lad being murdered in Batley. Another northern Labour council with racist Ropers running the show.

    • Full on Brainwashed bunch of spanners. Ive had a day of it today, im going to sit in a dark room and calm down. No TV and a bottle of Vodka for me.

      • He is a bit odd CP.

        And he makes me laugh with the stupidity of this once great country that is now a fucking basket case.

        And he also makes be extremely fed up with seriously depressing shit that I knew nothing about.

  25. In the picture on the left is that Harry Maguire?
    I wondered what happened to him after he left Leicester…..

  26. Patel and that fucking Jellyfish ought to be doing something about this shit instead of riding around in limousines with 24 hour security following them around. They don’t live in the real world so don’t give a fuck.
    Total cunts.

  28. Couple of years back I questioned our local force outside city hall with the gay flags and queer signs. I mentioned my displeasure and how they should concentrate on crime instead. I was told to be more open minded and preached by some woke police idiot telling me how homophobic is a systemic problem. I said well if that makes me a homophobe then I am a screaming gay one then. He went quiet and didn’t know what to say. I said it’s lovely how know we are being lectured by progressive straights about the problems of homophobia . Who had thought that there would be a time when us gays are implicated in these identity politics crap. Virtue signalling and so fake and cringe.

    • I love that “systemic”. See also “systemic racism”, another nasty little meme to make us all feel ashamed of being us.

      If it’s “systemic”, then it’s integral to the system. Great. The system was fine before you started fucking about with it. It coped. These cunts, from the most high-minded motives, but from a position of total ignorance of human behaviour, want to replace it with a system which is doomed to dissolve in anarchy and violence. Not great.

  29. Merseyside police have probably worked out that botty bandits and trannies generally do not commit much crime.

    But neither do the Chinese communities.

    When they finally work that out perhaps they will make a video of themselves ‘yellowing up’ with slitty eyed makeup.

  30. Scouse bummers as cozzers? Jimmy Corkhill and Elton Welsby (is a wanker) would have a field day.😉

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