Dead Pool [218]

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Congratulations to me i.e Shaun who correctly predicted the next dead dude: US talk radio conservative broadcaster documentary maker, author and protestor Phil Valentine who has died of Covid complications aged 61.Valentine had expressed vaccine scepticism however was said by his family to have changed his stance after falling seriously ill.No doubt his face will be plastered over the news for days to come.

On to Dead Pool 218.

The Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)If your pick has already been taken tough titty.Pick someone else as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot change your nominations during the pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken by someone else.

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool [218]”

  1. Leonard Fenton ( dr legg )
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  2. Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond
    Brian De Palma
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

  7. Some wishful thinking death list nominations, unfortunately limited to five, when there are thousands to choose from:

    Meghan Markle (She’s a cunt)
    Harry Hewitt (He’s a cunt)
    Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor (She’s going be a cunt)
    Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor (He’s going be a cunt)
    Diane Abbott (She’s a cunt)

  8. Fuck a duck, had a nap and there’s a new deadpool.
    Bert Newton
    Kamal
    Mohammed Mahatir
    Maria Venuti
    Uncle Jack Charles

  9. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  10. Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    Sonny Barger
    Bert Bacharah (Fuck knows if I’ve spelt it right)
    Keith Allen.

  12. Lionel Blair
    Jim Dale
    Naga munchetty
    Russell Grant
    Norman tebbit

  14. Billy Bingham
    Mary Quant
    Len Deighton
    Gerald Sinstadt
    Marion Ross (Happy Days actress)

  15. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

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