Dead Pool [218]

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Congratulations to me i.e Shaun who correctly predicted the next dead dude: US talk radio conservative broadcaster documentary maker, author and protestor Phil Valentine who has died of Covid complications aged 61.Valentine had expressed vaccine scepticism however was said by his family to have changed his stance after falling seriously ill.No doubt his face will be plastered over the news for days to come.

On to Dead Pool 218.

The Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)If your pick has already been taken tough titty.Pick someone else as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot change your nominations during the pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken by someone else.

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool [218]”

  3. Fucking hell! Whoever heard of this cunt? Somebody is taking this game far too seriously. However, as there is no money involved I don’t give a rat’s arse.

    Here is the judgement from the Sarf Londonstabistan jury……

    Lord Hezzelslime
    Jimmy Carter
    Jimmy Greaves
    David Gold
    Johnny Mathis

  5. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    Fucking FIFA cunts

  7. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Never heard of him. Nonetheless, well struck our kid.

    Again.

  9. I’m sure he did his own research.

    Brian Blessed
    James Earl Jones
    Douglas Hurd
    William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Big fat Charlie Dimmock

  13. Eileen Ash
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Eddie Stobart.

    Nice work, Shaun.

    • Marky Ramone
      Clint Eastwood
      Sheridan smith
      Eric Clapton
      Yvonne Helliman

      • Sorry spelt Elliman.
        (Backing singer for Clapton and sung “if I can’t have you)

  14. Frank Borman
    Chris Cairns
    Joan Copeland
    Larry Storch
    Gloria Henry

    Good Shot,Shaun

  15. William Shatner.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Timothy West.

  16. These are the missus’ suggestions

    Betty White (golden girl)
    Harvey Weinstein
    Phil Collins (told her this is not a wish list)
    Bert Newton

  18. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies
    Bang on, Shaun.

  24. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Chrissy Hynde
    Derren Nesbitt

    Shaun strikes (yet) again…

  25. Arthur Scargill
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Denis Law
    Cardinal George Pell
    Ghislaine Maxwell

  26. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  27. Ben Needham
    Claudia Lawrence
    Mickey Green
    Suzy Lamplugh
    John Bingham, 7th Earl of Lucan

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