34HH Boobs “are lovely” says GP

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GP Tells Woman – Don’t reduce your boobs

The doctor involved in this story should be fucking ashamed of herself…there is nothing “lovely” about the tits on this woman…I have seen more appealing udders on a Jersey cow making it’s way into the milking-parlour.

Big perky tits are fine,,,the half-deflated zeppelins on that tart are not.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

56 thoughts on “34HH Boobs “are lovely” says GP”

  1. I feel sorry for her. She would be an attractive young lady if she had anything to smile about. If the doctor thinks that a pair like this is ‘lovely’ then perhaps they could sew the fuckers onto her and see how happy they make her.

    Morning Dick.

  2. The GP is a fucking idiot!

    The poor girl seems to have a genuine justification for a breast reduction, which is more linked to her future health than anything to do with vanity. And yet the GP dismisses her with half-witted compliments.

    Twat

    • Ive known a woman since she was about 16, now in late 40’s who has suffered the daily pain & discomfort of extremely large breasts. NHS system in Scotland bullshit / stalled her with reluctance to do anything until they had stopped growing.

      Once they had stopped growing, they then spent any consultation time by delivering fear / 100% negative views & about complications from any surgery to get rid / scare her off.

      A decade and a half on still suffering, she has woke up and realised they bammed her off with bullshit in her younger years.

      If only she could have afforded to go private, I bet she would have received a more positive & encouraging view, probably from the same moonlighting cunt of a consultant.

      It’s high time these lying fuckers made a choice where their life yalty lies and faced a choice of working for public health or private health and ended this ‘double shifting scam’.

      I speak as a variety crime and f one in f these pricks who following my surgery, fucked off to the nearby private hospital before I had even come round. I never saw this cunt to discuss the procedure until over 5 months later. Im in a worse state now than before I went in, but being his last NHS operation of the day, I’m sure his mind wasn’t distracted or focussed on getting up the hill to meet his first private patient ‘on time’..

  3. Doesn’t look happy does she?
    She looks a lot like Benny Hill!
    Benny Hill with massive floppy tits.
    I’m into big tits but not like these, right mess aren’t they?
    That doctor must be fuckin crackers!
    Those zeppelin are putting strain on Bennys spine,
    No one likes a hunchback with massive tits.
    Well, maybe Quasimodo..

  5. Why do you have to torment an old man at this time of the morning with big funbags like this. It makes me into a quivering, lascivious old man, who immediately starts thinking of the unspeakable depths of depravity that I would like to sink into with my lovely Lisa. I shall have to make her my muse, and tear her away from her bunch of communists, race baiters and poofters, and her constipated old woman of a leader.

    I have been thinking about it for some time, but my son is in the music promotion business (not pop shit – just as well since Ed Sheernan has foresaken popdom for Ipswich football club). I am going to suggest he repays me for all the years I took him to his football and swimming clubs when he was a teenager, and funds my new venture – The W. C. Boggs Latin American Big Band. I will employ the lady in the photograph as my maraccas player. Xavier Cugat used to hold his chihauhua when he conducted his orchestra (don’t worry – they can’t touch you for it!) – no prizes for guessing what I would be holding.

    Big jugs

    Nurse – the screens!

  6. Plus being a bloodnut.
    Plus her left arm looks noticeably longer than her right too.
    Her surname isn’t “Merrick”, is it?

    • If the doctor said no to a reduction, Benny should show some initiative.
      Go private, pay for it yourself.
      Wear a crop top and wash car windows for a tenner.
      Loads of deviant’s out there would like to see Bennys massive tits all soapy and wet pressed on the windscreen.
      The doctor would be a regular!!
      Shes lazy.
      Money to be made if she really wants it,
      Stop frittering money on expensive bras and save up.

      • Morning MNC, she ought to say that she feels uncomfortable in her natural body and fancies being a bloke, then she’ll get her udders sliced off with a hot cheese wire posthaste.
        The NHS is full of insane socialists who support this sort of nonsense.
        Although this might be the wrong direction; it’s usually cissies turning into transbumders that are indulged.

      • Morning mate,
        Yeah, say she identifies as a bloke and theyll fast track her.
        Ive been studying the photo Thomas and those jugs have a strange look to them dont they?
        Big blue veins and bit withered.
        Looks like a stall at a village fete,
        ‘best marrows’.

  7. How is it that chavs can get massive fake boobs installed gratis by the NHS to assist with their self esteem / lapdancing career, but this poor girl can’t get a reduction even though those bangers must be destroying her back?

    • Same as fat cunts who are told they need to lose weight. They go away, lose 10 stone and have 5 stone of excess skin which the NHS won’t remove because it’s cosmetic. Perhaps they could ask them to make the excess skin into a massive pair of tits for this cunt GP.

  8. With those pendulous gams, she should mooove to India where she’d be worshipped.

  10. I wonder if she got them out for the doctor? If you were a male doctor, I wonder if asking to see them might get you in potential trouble nowadays? Maybe even for women doctors too? Imagine asking to see a peaceful woman’s baps? The whole family would charge into your surgery with machetes.

    Fuck knows what happened with regards to ‘baps out’, but the doctor should’ve listened and had a look.

    One look at those and only an idiot would say that she doesn’t need surgery. She’ll be polishing her shoes soon with those things.

    • Yep; the GP probably was trying (albeit awkwardly) to offer the lass a bit of encouragement. I bet if it has been a bloke who’d said that, mind you, he’d be out on his ear by now.
      Good luck to the girl, I think she genuinely needs some help.

  11. Although with the Wokyo Olympics taking place, I have come up with an idea.

    If Team GB can make her a Wonderbra (maybe Balfour Beatty could help?) then she could win gold in the women’s 100 metres.

    How so? Well, you are deemed to have crossed the line when your chest does. It’s why the runners ‘dip’ at the end.

    She could just stand there smoking a fag and take one step after the gun goes and her nips would’ve stopped the clock.

    • Plus she could marry some of those Siamese Twins that used to be popular and rest her elastic jugs on their heads.

      • Or get Warwick Davies. You could also clone the cunt to make more tit stands™ and sell them to the NHS to issue as support aids.

  13. I agree with the GP, I do find this young lady and her knockers “beautiful”.

    But then again I don’t have to haul them around all day.

    Bet the spire at Chesterfield is straighter than her spine.

  14. I love a big pair of Knockers , bigger the better. But her tits have gone way to far south.
    They look like a litter of puppies have been suckling on them round the clock.

      • I bet my LIsa has nipples like acorns, just waiting for my tongue to gently flick over them, promoting her heavy moans as she whispers demands of the most lewd and suggestive nature…….

  15. ‘But women pay thousands to have huge tits’
    ‘Yes doc, but they’re mental and I’m not, so book me in for a reduction or I will drop one of them on your fucking head’

  16. Why are the nips pixelated, as if it makes any fucking difference.
    Ptosis (saggy tit syndrome) is usually tested for by using the pencil test, fuck me, she could use a broom handle and still be in the shit. If I were you love, I’d use them to your advantage, drug smuggling, shoplifting, or keeping stuff warm for an autumn picnic.

    • It’s an old censorship rule. You can’t show more than 1/4 nipple on women before it’s classed as porn.

  17. Of ISAC’s two resident preverts [names redacted on legal advice] I suspect that only one will get the horn as the other feels that anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

    My ex-fiancée Fanny Fiddler was up to a RR-Cup at the time of our unfortunate parting of the ways.

    • You’re sure that wasn’t Mr/Miss Fiddler him/herself smuggling two sacks of flour, held in place by a bra borrowed from the enticing Emily Thornberry?

      • Just imagine if our Emily went to her GP about her sagging buttocks, and they printed a picture of them – her arsehole reamed by Lammy’s you-know-what!

      • The quicker thornberrys tits get down and cover them disgusting feet & cankles, the better. HD TV capabilities and the parliament camera operator is a cunt for even capturing footage of these. Her feet look like she’s been making three daily trips to the local bison piss pond without Hush Puppies. There is less cracking on the fucking Bonneville salt flats than this cunts trotters and I bet a tortoise would beat the cunt on a race on them salt flats too.

  18. Poor woman tucks these into her knickers. By the time she is 35, these puppies will be down to her knees.

    The GP sounds well meaning but a bit of a foot in the mouth moment. Why Benny Hill went to the press and bared her cod roe bags, when she is so ‘sensitive’ about them is a mystery.

    • There’s always the publicity means a chance she’ll get funding for a reduction, can’t say I blame her.

      • I fucked up that sentence, it should read:

        There’s always a chance the publicity means she’ll get funding for a reduction

      • She’s had them out in public now for all to see. If I was her, I’d just do a few photo shoots with them big tit only porn sites where she doesn’t have to expose her lower body..
        In years to come, people wouldnt associate her with the porn model as her chest will be much smaller. Time to cash in and fund the private op.

  21. My good Lady Miss busty has a most entertaining and huge pair – but they don’t end up round her waist when the scaffolding comes off! 😀
    She needs a device that resembles an articulated version of the Forth bridge when she goes running or to the gym, and often has an aching back so I sympathise with the Woman in the nom.
    But PLEASE – put the fkers away love!

  23. I had a mate years ago who ended up pulling one of these women in a night club.

    You would never have known to look at her in clothes, however he said the bedroom experience was like nothing he’d ever encountered or thought possible and only finished the job as he was in to far and wanted to spare her feelings. He said the best way to describe it was to imagine your wife lying in bed totally covered by the duvet and you look ft the duvet from the foot end enough to get access, then shag her while continuing to hold the duvet up. He said it was like a fucking freemasons apron, only bigger.

    • This comment was in reply to Moggies comments about excess skin at 07:29. How it’s ended up down here and not being posted as a reply to his comment I don’t understand?

    • Fuck me, I lost my erection when I saw those. They’re enough to put anyone off. Reminds me of a film I saw at the cinema decades ago starring an ‘actress’ called Chesty Morgan. I didn’t have a wank that night.

  25. She really needs a reduction; poor thing is deformed. I hope she gets the cash for it to have it done or appeals. The doctor is a massive cunt.

  26. Poor, poor cow… No pun intended. I am surprised she doesn’t have to walk on all fours.
    The medic is a berk, given all the mentalist surgery going on, cocks being turned inside out & c.

  27. Jesus Horatio Hornblower H. Corbett Christ. Good job I haven’t had my dinner yet.

    As New Order once said, everything’s gone green… Including my face.🤢🤢🤢

  29. As a connoisseur of big boobs even i have to admit these have gone past the point of usefulness and are now, as the brickies would say, smashing her knees.

    I prefer them (Lucy) Pinderlous, rather than Pendulous.

  30. I threw up a bit in my mouth after seeing that. So, dear NHS, please have some decency and help the girl out. You could use the money you save from doing transgender ops on the undeserving snowflakes who identify as whatever. Cunts.

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