The Fourth Plinth (4)

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All those egg boxes and not a single egg between them.

The winning ‘art’ works have been announced.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57699300

London fucking deserves this.

We have:

Antelope, a sculpture by Kambalu, restages a 1914 photograph of Baptist preacher and pan-Africanist John Chilembwe and European missionary John Chorley.
Chilembwe has his hat on, defying the colonial rule that forbade Africans from wearing hats in front of white people.

And:

Teresa Margolles’ work features casts of the faces of 850 trans people, most of whom are sex workers

(looks like an egg box to me, but what do I know?)

It appears people voted for this shit. (I wonder who?) What ever happened to actual art? This week alone we have had a statue of the Princess of Hearts which has been described as looking like Clare Balding with some jockeys. Now we have this woke shite taking the place of a cherry on some cream.

I vote for a statue of the blessed Bernard Manning who did more good and actually cheered people up rather than po faced garbage.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

45 thoughts on “The Fourth Plinth (4)”

  1. It’s prejudice WHY they won’t use my offering – a large nude of the lovely Liza Nandy, her knockers fully exposed to the elements – the nipples like acorns.

    On second thoughts perhaps it was a bit too much to have Kim Leadbetter kneeling at her feet with her outsize dildo in her hand.

    Back t the drawing board

    Good morning everyone.

  2. Apparently this hat wearing preacher cunt chopped off a whitey’s head and then preached a sermon with it next to him on a spike. The BBC and Suckdick Khunt forgot to mention that.

  3. Ten past seven, and we’re already at the tits and dildo’s stage.
    Put up a statue of Enoch Powell saying ‘ Told you what would happen. But you wouldn’t listen ‘
    Morning, Boggs.
    Morning, all.

  4. Sooties, hermaphrodites, and egg cartons?
    Bout right for London.
    Id have a statue of Mike Reid eating jellied eels myself.
    Modern statuary is rubbish.
    Although I do like the Frank Sidebottom one.

    • Frank Sidebottom was just a silly but funny man. I loved his act. Some absolute cunt set his statue on fire about 3 months ago.

      • The movie Frank was utter shit and a total waste based on the book about him. He wasn’t a prima della obsessed with art music he was a mad lad from timperley.

      • Agreed.
        He was Chris Seivey and a nice slightly eccentric bloke.
        R.I.P

  5. Statues of Ron Jeremy and John Holmes crossing swords would be my choice, after all they brought much more joy and happiness to the community than any of these miserable lefties 💪💪💪

  6. Well I’d have liked to see a statue of His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hajj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular….and I’m sure Idi would have had quite a chuckle at the thought of him sharing the plinth with the death-masks of 850 sex-mentals.

  8. Trannie brasses and somebody who chopped honkies’ heads off.

    Like was said, ‘London deserves this.’

    I’m in agreement that there should be a 500 foot statue of Enoch Powell with the legend ‘Told you, you stupid cunts!’ on it.

  9. If the morons who choose these statues are determined to go down the woke road, let’s have a statue of homosexuals being thrown from the plinth by devout and peaceful Muslims.
    This can be followed by women being stoned for daring to have an opinion.
    The plinth is in London after all, the capital city of Islamistan.

  10. I second the idea of a statue of big Bernard, maybe somewhere in the Manchester area say Oldham!!

    • If I had my way, the fourth plinth would be used to behead Suckdick Khunt in front of paying onlookers.

      • What a fundraiser. Would make that Captain Toms fundraising look like pocket change.

    • What can you say? Savages supporting savages in my eyes. Fucked is an understatement.

    • The carefully compiled list of recent immigrants from Africa to whom individual ballot forms were sent, perhaps. Little-known election + secret ballot + good organisation = the triumph of the cuntmost.

  13. The fucking blitz did less damage to London than these fuckers. Fuck off Khan, you utter cunt.

    Good morning, everyone.

  14. It’s actually quite fucking annoying and demonstrates the dumbing down of the British people as well as a total disregard of important history.

    To be honoured with a statue in the centre of a major capital city is a huge achievement.
    But now, taking pride of place in a square dedicated to the greatest ever naval hero is a pile of shit with the faces of sexual deviants plastered on it.

    Shame!

  16. I think the Fourth Plinth should be a huge gigantic great big fuck off Coronavirus vaccination pass.

    Just as an unpleasant reminder to the people that 21st century dystopia has officially arrived.

  17. I just hope this disease stays within the M25 and doesn’t spread outwards with the rabble coming for our homesteads, like in SA. Bloody disgusting doesn’t even begin to describe it…

  18. An absolute fucking disgrace.
    Par for the course then.

    Lord Nelson would have laughed in their faces.
    Then run them through.

  19. Suprised the winning statue wasn’t Jimmy Saville, redplendant I’m she’ll suit, jewellery and a large cigar, with children of different ethnicities around him.

    Or

    Stephen Lawrence, complete with Architects drawing board and a halo.

    Or

    Of course, George Floyd, nostrils flaring defiantly at The other statues, bucket of chiggun at his feet, pistol tucked into his waistband, a copy of the Koran in one hand, whilst he does a black panther salute with the other.

    Fucking anti-British, and Western family, cunts👎👎👎

  20. Underneath this statue should be the words

    ‘London is no longer an English city’

  21. ‘Ibrahim Mahama’s proposal is based on grain silos constructed by eastern European architects in Ghana during the early 1960s. They were abandoned after the country’s first leader, Kwame Nkrumah, was overthrown by the military in 1966. The brutalist concrete silos on his fourth plinth scheme are inspired by a structure in his home town of Tamale’

    Damn and blast I was rooting for that one.

  22. These superb pieces force us to ask questions of ourselves, challenging our assumptions and values, both as individuals, and as a society as a whole. Indeed, the most important function of art today is not to amuse or tittilate, but to educate and inform an otherwise unthinking, indeed, illiterate public.
    Or something…

    *Sigh* morning all.

  23. I can remember doing a works trip into London many years ago and sat on the coach next to me was an girl across from our Australian office on a sixth month secondment. Kept asking me what all the buildings were. When we got to Nelson’s column I said ‘that’s like my dick on a good day. Long, hard and got some bird’s shit on it’. She did laugh to be fair.

    Actually why not put a pigeon statue on the plinth to represent the immigrants who have contributed so much. They walk around like they own the place, scavenge and shit all over you as well.

  24. Instead of this utter shit, and because the cunts are obsessed with slavery, how about Rear Admiral Joseph Denman. Commander of the West Africa Squadron, who did more to end actual slavery in the 19th century than all the virtue signalling cunts put together are doing to end it in the 21st

  26. Our decadence is complete. If a credible far-right party were to emerge here, and evade the Establishment’s controls, I would now unhesitatingly vote for it.

  27. Just had a brill idea re the fourth plinth, few years ago one of the entries for the Turner prize was a golden sculpture of a human arse with golden hands on each buttock as if about to give a brown wink to lucky viewers. I am almost certain that this piece was earmarked as the members chamber entrance during the refurbishment of the house of cunts but was vetoed as not being obviously gender neutral. So there you go problem solved a rather nicely shaped arse that sums up the vitality/diversity etc of London today.

  28. Ahhh, Chilembwe. Lovely fella, it was he arranged to have Livingstone decapitated in front of his children. Pity there isn’t a statue of the Selous Scouts hanging him upside down by the bollocks, that would be a fitting adornement to Trafalgar Square…

  29. Given the number of turkeys voting for Christmas, I’d suggest a statue of Bernard Matthews…

  30. Prince Philip,
    riding an elephant (rampant),
    with a Bren gun in each hand,
    Electrified.

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