Paul Roberts

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This isn’t actually Paul Roberts, but it is a soy boy according to Google image search. If you know who it is you get a prize*

This soy boy archetype Paul Roberts warrants a well deserved cunting, then force fed 4 pints of full cream milk. Judging by his reaction to his child being denied soya milk, it will probably kill him:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2021/06/24/vegan-dad-couldnt-sleep-because-daughter-couldnt-take-soya-milk-to-school-14821352/amp/

What an utter bellend. Forcing his child into veganism is bad enough, but the fact this cunt was losing sleep over it just makes me wonder how he copes with life in general? Heavy gas bill – Full on counselling, Stranger knocks on the door – Police called, restraining order and full on counselling, family bereavement – Spontaneous combustion?

Kid should be taken into care before this limp wristed twat fucks her up completely.

Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus

Seconded by Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Hi all, now this really an cunt of galaxy proportions, this father suffered from sleepiness nights because his daughter was not allowed to have soya milk at school,there really are no words for this waste of a father, you would have thought he had other things to worry about, like his daughter crossing the road safely, or not being accosted by strangers, but no this cunt was more worried about soya milk, ffs, this father needs his testicles removed and should not breed, what a cunt, here is the link below

*You don’t get a prize it’s famed conspiracy theorist and perennial looking like he’s about to cry at any time Paul Joseph Watson!…

Well I know who he is…

75 thoughts on “Paul Roberts”

  1. Watson does some good stuff on youtube.

    Not saying he doesn’t, but he does appear on the first page when you Google image search ‘soyboy’ so I thought it was amusing. – DA

    • thanks DA – I was wondering about the connection. Thought maybe you’d been infiltrated….

    • And how do “men” like this reproduce in the first place? ….he must have balls the size of peanuts.

  4. He certainly looks a bit of a jessie (Mr. Roberts, not Mr. Watson – the latter is a a Brexiteer with a strong dislike of wankers on the left, so he is one of us). Mr. Roberts, I suspect, is one of them

  5. Kids need proper nutrition whilst growling up, proper milk rich in calcium for strong bones.
    This is child abuse by ducky daddy!
    Force feed the cunt chopped tripe and tattoo the McDonald’s logo on his forehead.
    So hes shunned at vegan cult meetings.

    • MNC@ – This low class Man baby would never be allowed in my exclusive gentlemens club – “no baseball cap, no entry”!
      Well, back to work cleaning out this cess pit – I am starting to regret taking up JTC’s offer of a 2 for 1 deal at “Sir Fiddlers world of upper class experience” – and what are all these signs saying “MOD Firing Range”?

    • A vegan diet inhibits the natural development of a child. Soy is especially nasty as it has oestrogen in it which will accelerate the sexual development of a girl or retarding that of a boy, shortening the childish naivete of girls (stealing childhood innocence very much gets on my tits)and inhibiting the masculinity of boys seems to be right up the wokenvolk SS’s street.

      • I don’t mean to be a dick but I used to hear that put about alot on the carnivore/anti-vegan Youtube channels I used to watch (Frank Tufano, Sv3rige etc) but if memory serves, I read somewhere that that belief is based on bad science/methodology…….. but don’t hold me to that.

  6. “The little shitweasel”! As PJW often says..
    Does this inconsiderate parent not realise that soy milk causes global warming amongst LGBTQ antelopes,?
    No consideration some folks! 😀

  7. Another fucking cry baby who has been allowed to stay up far too late and gets very irritable. The father not the child. You can bet that this self absorbed attention seeker is well pleased he is all over the papers. Right on comrades!

  8. What a weirdo. Enforcing his unnatural and weird ideas on a child. It’s child abuse. Daft cunt.

  9. I know a Paul Roberts – he’s definitely a cunt, a whitey cunt who speaks with a faux Jamaican accent, but he’s not a lefty woke cunt like this cunt so probably not this cunt and he wouldn’t know soya milk if it dribbled out his wretched old bellend.

  10. Another conniving weakling.
    Note his delight that the taxpayer is now subsidising his idiotic beliefs.
    Oven.

  11. Anthropologists believe cooked meat was the catalyst that caused our ancestors brains to grow by a third and gave us the intellectual powers to become humans.

    These dumb vegan cunts only possess the capability to ponder the ethics of eating meat because their ancestors began eating cooked meat. Ironic.

    • Morning Sixdog.
      I read that too,
      It also did away with getting troublesome parasites compared to raw meat.
      When our ancestors harnessed the power of fire and started up the world’s first BBQ,
      The first vegan threw on some corn husks and invented popcorn.
      But he died that autumn from exposure,
      Wouldn’t wear fur.
      Neil Oliver told me.😀

      • Morning Miserable.

        Our ancestors yes. They are rewriting Evolution with this new find in China. ‘Dragon man’ they call him.
        A big massive skull he had. We must have descended from him with our tremendous brain and huge mental capacity.
        See he’s not related to the Neanderthal line from which RT, Gutstick come- they had much smaller heads.
        Its a North/South thing.

      • Morning Miles,
        I wouldn’t like to think im the descendant of a chinaman though,
        Although I do have a fondness for pot noodles?

        Homo erectus?!!!
        Ducky darling!!!

    • True although that’s not the only reason for our large brains.

      Even before persistence group hunting with spears, slaughtering animals or even cooking/pulverising meat there were a few other things that happened in our lineaege which helped us develop larger brains such as members of the early genus Homo who used group strategy and primitive weapons to scare off predators, steal the prey carcas and use rocks/basic tools to break open the bones for the marrow fat and the skull for the brain matter (60% of the brain being fat).

      There’s also the malfunction in the human version of the MYH16 gene that gives us much smaller, weaker masticatory muscles than the other great apes but which eased pressure on the temporal region of the skull allowing for greater cranial expansion over time. If you look back at hominin skulls, none of them in our direct lineage have a sagital crest down the middle of the skull and there is a good reason for that. The mutation probably happened around the same time as the split from Chimps.

      Then there’s another gene mutation in the Human lineage involving a protein regulator/tumour surpressor deactivation in relation to the GADD45G gene that caused a growth increase in certain regions of the brain………. but also increases the risk of brain tumours so giveth with one hand, taketh with the other.

      And last of all there’s the NOTCH2NL gene which allows for increased neuronal density.

  12. How do you identify a vegan? Just wait 5 seconds they’ll be sure to tell you. I’ll get my coat…

    • If ‘they’ are also transgender, which do they tell you first?

      PS – bet Bonnie Langford would like some Evil pork meat in her gob.

      There has now been 1 *scratches out* 0 days since someone mentioned Bonnie Langford. – DA

  13. Assuming this glans-headed arsehole holds down employment, I do feel sorry for his employers.

    I can just imagine this militant arsehole going off on sick leave due to stress as a result of colleagues wearing leather shoes and belts or his office being within 1000 yards of a McDonalds.

    Baldy, whining cunt.

  14. I wonder what variety of “milk” Mr Roberts favours?
    Man-milk, is my guess🤔

  15. I bet the Cunt has a mullet-style wig and one of those little trailers that he puts the unfortunate brat into when he goes on one of his highly suspicious pushbiking weekends…I bet the wife is a frumpy affair too…and probably beats him.

      • HBC@ – I would not recommend it – on my “holiday” at Fiddler Towers I found some bicycle frames and some skeletons in the cess pit! 😱🏃‍♂️

  16. I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to breast feed his kid. Take the child away, lock him up for a month and see if he can man up.

  17. The teacher should help this child by secretly putting gelatine and blended liver in the soy milk.
    Drop of pigs blood in all kids milk I say.

  18. What a cunt. Roberts that is. Make him work in a slaughterhouse.

    Paul Joseph Watson ok by me, I don’t always agree with his speeches but he puts out some good stuff

  19. No such thing as “soy milk”, milk is a product of the mammary gland of mammals, I believe these substitute to sanity “milks” should be referred to as nut juice or deforestation juice, what an utter cunt, he needs a much needed sjamboking!!!!

  20. Well if this liitle girl hasnt got enough problems in life after being sired by this limp wristed, weak arsed, costume of a man, the mother must have unhooked him off the back of the bedroom door one nite when she was horny.
    Anyway the kid from the shallow end of the gene pool if this dad gets his way with denying her the kind of diet everyone needs to not grow up with soft teeth and bendy bones and have to breath from an oxygen cylinder, honestly the kindest thing to do if/when this happens is just put her down.
    Now and then you hear about bell ends who get a dog and want it to be vegan, i honestly think the lack of certain foods in the diet damage the brain and thats why these fuckers think like this……cunts one and all

  21. This is the type of cunt that probably suckled on his wife’s tits when they were full of milk so as to protect to little cunt (little Britain: bitty…).

    I am surprised the father was able to get it up to fuck his wife in the first when he is obviously such a limp fish.

  22. Milk is available free to key stage 1 pupils. The following years kids on free school meals will continue to get it. Reason being a lot of them don’t get breakfast. Kids (not on free school milk) that continue to get it have to pay.
    Reading the link and comments by the Vegan society makes me fucking sick.

  23. This could have all been avoided had this cove simply attended Sir Fiddlers exclusive private school – rugby and having head shoved down toilet, cold showers and a five mile run before assembly!
    Disappointing excuse for a Man is this one.

  24. No such thing as “soy milk”, milk is a product of the mammary gland of mammals et seq

    What about coconut milk, Harvey’s Bristol Milk¹ or indeed Harvey Milk, Capⁿ? Or for that matter Semih Kaplanoğlu’s eponymous film, also from 2008?

    What of Milk of Magnesia, Under Milk Wood, The Milky Bar Kid, the Land of Milk and Honey or the Milky Way? Sorry to milk it, but surely you concede these are legitimate usages of “milk”?

    I’ll stop short of calling Paul Roberts a milquetoast however, as that is a hideous Americanism.

    ¹ a less sweet version of their famous “Cream” brand variant, long discontinued (I think)

    • Morning CS.

      You are the milk of human kindness!

      Or the Milk Tray man, can’t decide.

      • ROFL Coconuts (talking of divers milks) is busy with the tickies again, I observe.

      • RTC@ – Us classy folks call milk “Chateau De Moo Moo”!
        Check out how much land and water is needed to produce a ton of soya.

      • It would appear so!

        Pardon my slow wittedness, but who is ROFL Coconuts?

      • The above reply @ 9:50 is to CS.

        @ Vern – Can’t say I give a rat’s behind, tbh. Why don’t you enlighten us?

      • As Archivist-in-Chief you surprise and disappoint me in equal measure. “ROFL Coconuts” is self-evidently an anagram of “Coolforcunts”. He became overly excited a few months ago, as you may recall, and changed his “handle” to a quote from a C16 poet, viz George Herbert.

        You may recall that I briefly commented under the nom de guerre Alice Donut by way of gentle satire. Donut likened the contributor to an ortho chromatic photographic emulsion which had received too much light and he/she/it has since abbreviated this to TBRILW, in a quest for popularity and pithiness.

        [He/she/it is one of quite a number on here who appears over-enthusiastic with the “tickies”. I realised this on an amusing occasion when I was up half the night with shoulder pain several months ago (and when ROFL was the only other online) as he/she/it up-ticked his trolling rejoinder 53 times in two minutes. One had one’s suspicions before, but that was a “QED” moment.]

        Not sure all is entirely well upstairs, tbh, but he seems to fit in well on here. What a load of old bobbins.

        Yeah I’ve noticed some of the odd upvoting that appears magically in minutes sometimes too. Not that anyone on here should care about upvotes. It’s not a knobbly knees contest. – DA

      • Doesn’t add up. Why would he want to give 12 tickies to a friendly reply to one of your posts?

      • It doesn’t add up, RTC. Caught boring is simply obsessed with me.

        Ticks? as if anyone cares ffs 😂

      • Perhaps it wasn’t Coco the Clown in this instance, Ruffers; indeed if he is or has been recently online (wrt isac) he is certainly ‘biting his lip’ with uncharacteristic reticence.

        As I said, he is by no means the only «tickie-faerie» but he is surely a “prime suspect”. Other than avid archaeologists of the site, I’m fairly certain nobody gives a flying fuck. I was merely sharing that personal experience of the 53 upticks with Charles, the Curious Curator.

      • @ CS @ 10:50. What is this, 3-2-1?

        You are Ted Rogers and I claim my £5

      • Certainly more chance off having fun if you’re off, CB 👍

        Thanks for all the shout outs btw, which certainly prove you are in no way absolutely obsessed with me 😉

  25. Splendid morning hereabouts, squire – how is it in your neck of Milk the woods? Milk of human kindness? “What a load of ole squit”, as they say in Ipswich!

    I’m certainly not the Milk Tray Man, that’s for sure; I wouldn’t be seen dead in a black roll-neck. MILCK (aka Connie K. Lim) has her moments though. You should ‘check out’ her music in a fallow moment.

    • CS@
      Awhile back you put a link on too a song, 1930s type thing with dancing skellingtons!
      I enjoyed it immensely.
      But forgot what it was?

      • My analysis is that it has more in common with early Ragtime: stuff like this.

        There is a musicological consonance with a variety of later genres I agree, and one could easily argue that even the likes of Pee Wee Hunt, Jack Hylton and Benny Goodman were mere refinements of those heady and doleur-suffused nėgroid-spirituals from the Cotton Plantations of Tennesse… but I must stop short there.

        I can actually feel myself disappearing up my own arse. I’m also going to fuck up my appearance on behalf of some proper cunts this afternoon if I don’t stop prevaricating and familiarise myself with their fkn deposition notes right now.

        I removed my link, still like the song you recommended – DA

  26. Sounds like a right feeble little git. The type who always had a note to excuse him from swimming or cross country running because he had a weak chest.
    The bloke in the picture ,Watson, would agree with everyone on here. He’s a pro brexit anti woke commentator . He regularly shreads the lefties on line.

  27. Soya milk is fucking evil, tried it once made me gag. Also it is environmentally disastrous, large swathes of forests cleared to grow the fucking stuff. Vegans serve no use to the human race. Cunts.

  28. Force feed him something from McDonald’s and kick him down the street.
    Milk is milk, everything else is a pathetic substitute, with catastrophic environmental consequences the vegan twats who drink it don’t care about.
    Fuck, I hate vegans. Vegetarians are fine, but vegans are all cunts.

  29. Funny, I came across one of these soyboy wankstains in Tescos yesterday. Could spot him a mile off: man-bun, knobhead beard, stupid Timmy Mallet style specs, dickhead shorts, flip flops, ‘Maharishi’ written on his T-Shirt (really). The full works, a complete identikit cunt.

    Anyroad, this plank was putting his shit on the conveyor belt thing. Stuff like Tofu, vegan cheese and (wait for it) soya milk. But he totally ignored me and others behind him and didn’t put the next customer barrier down, even though there was more than enough space for it. The pig ignorant libfuck bellend just stood there, yattering on his phone with his other hand on the conveyor belt, not giving a fuck. Until picked up the next customer sign myself, and slammed it down nearly taking the cunt’s fingers off. Needless to say, snowflake soyboy wasn’t happy (when are they, eh?), but he was no threat. I just told him his hand shouldn’t be on there anyway and to get himself some manners next time he came in. Mincing little cunt.

  30. I’ve not tried soya milk. The fella in the nomination, is he a spokesperson for it?
    He doesn’t sound a very good one. More likely to put me off it.

    I like a little bit of soya sauce when cooking a stir fry, mind you.
    I like milk and cheese. I could be vegetarian but not a strict one as I like to eat meat. A big casserole of meat and vegetables.

    Afternoon all. 🙂

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