Never has irony been more prevalent.

It’s hard to believe that these loons are still around in the 21st Century. The shocking fact is that flat Earth beliefs are gaining traction, mainly from conspiracy theorists and pseudo-scientists – the types that think the Apollo Missions were faked and that Elvis is alive and working in Burger King. For instance, In 2017 the US rapper B.o.B started a crowd-funding campaign to raise $1 million to launch a satellite to seek evidence that our planet is flat. The campaign fell flat.

Apparently 7% of the Brazilian population – some 11 million people – believe that the Earth is flat. This has been attributed to a resurgent evangelical Christian church. Religious fundamentalism is spreading these ideas in Islamic countries too. In 2017 a geology student in Tunisia was intending to submit a PhD defending her work on a flat-Earth model. These views have also been fuelled by You Tube and Twitter.

There are a number of flat-Earth theories. Some propose that the Earth’s edges are surrounded by a wall of ice holding in the oceans. Others say our flat planet and its atmosphere are encased in a huge, hemispherical snow globe from which nothing can fall off the edges.

To account for night and day, flat-Earthers think the Sun moves in circles around the North Pole. Another idea suggests that the Sun and Moon are 50 km in diameter and circle the disc-shaped Earth at a height of 5500 km, with the stars above on a rotating dome.

Many flat-Earthers also reject gravity, suggesting that the flat Earth is accelerating through space up at 9.8 m/s2 to give the illusion of gravity. The adherents of these views believe there is a massive conspiracy, involving NASA and the astronomical community, to cover up the existence of a flat Earth.

Some may think Flat Earthers are harmless eccentrics. They’re not. They are dangerous. Before long they will be combining with proponents of intelligent design to push the frontiers of scientific illiteracy even further. Soon they will be saying belief in a round Earth is a colonial and racist imposition, dreamed up by white men.

A bunch of flat headed cunts.

https://www.tfes.org/

They also believe Australia doesn’t exist and is a fictional place manned with actors pretending to be from there.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2018/apr/15/australia-doesnt-exist-and-other-bizarre-geographic-conspiracies-that-wont-go-away

Nominated by – Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Unfortunately I can’t give this piece of shit his moment in the sun, but he cannot go unnoticed for his deeds.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9737671/Illegal-immigrant-raped-brain-damaged-woman-caring-fathered-son-jailed.html

There are so many things wrong with this story it’s hard to know where to start.
Illegal immigrant from Ghana get employed by some council to care for a brain damaged woman, who he goes on to rape, resulting in the unfortunate woman becoming pregnant and having a child.

This utter vermin, an assistant pastor with his local loony chapter, then tried to blame lodgers for his crime, and also found time to threaten the woman’s family before he was finally arrested.

In court he eventually showed some remorse, and mentioned his religion and his work with the church. Through an interpreter mind, as even though he’s been here illegally for 21 years, and told the employer he had excellent English skills.

Sentenced to just over eleven years, he’ll be out in six at most, and it doesn’t mention anything about him being deported on his release, and even if he did, some cunt would probably try stopping it.

How the fuck did he get a job with a council, especially one working with vulnerable people? I’ve worked for a local authority, in not quite an intrusive job like this and I needed a CRB check, which should be the minimum.

And, no one knows his name, or what he looks like, so he can drop back into society with no problem whatsoever. Where is the justice in any of this?

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye (I totally knew that and didn’t forget)

The Tour de France sign bitch.

This idiot desperate to appear on TV caused a mass crash that could have killed someone just to get attention.

If that isn’t an indication as to how far we’ve fell as a society I don’t know what is. Plus police are having to look for them! Fuck me why didn’t she just stay there and admit she fucked up?

https://amp.theguardian.com/sport/2021/jun/27/tour-de-france-latest-crash-caused-by-a-fan-is-another-on-a-long-list

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Seconded by: The Big Chunky Cunty

Additional minor cunting for the three-star general, Gilbert Versier, who was there and said it was “like a war zone” with the same ‘chaos’ and ‘moans’.

Bitch please. A few weedy cyclists all clattering into each other, getting 5mph road rash and mangling their super expensive bicycles is not a war zone. It’s a bloody hilarious outcome and I bet even God laughed at it.

No, the other kind of cunty scooters.

Electric scooter riders are cunts

Completely unregulated for now for of transport for kids and cunts, its bad enough that they weave in and out of traffic causing mayhem and accidents and where are they when theres a problem ….fucking gone faster that a recently landed immigrant gets to the benefits agency, unless of course you manage to hit one of these fucks and then its ooh my neck and back i may never be able to work[ not that most of these cunts work.

Today Mrs Fugly and i are driving to out place of torture for the day, we are coming up to a junction so luckily going slow when this fucking scooter already doing some speed zips from the pavement one side of the junction to the other pavement on the other side, right across the front of the car, like i said luckily we were going slow or these fuckers would have been on the bonnet.

Yes you read that right, it looked like some slag underage mum, you know the type, shallow end of the gene pool [fick as shi] and her no doubt fatherless brat on a fucking lekky scooter together, its bad enough that she is a fuck knuckle but what chance has this kid got in life, honestly i think natural selection will probably have sorted them both out before the end of the week, so they cant go on to spawn another 20 or 30 kids between them……and good riddance.

Now i would normally say where are the Police?, why are they not confiscating scooters and handing out fines, but now i realise, its quite a good way of culling cunts , so long may it continue,

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Black holes exist in this picture, but are rather low on the totem pole of ‘would’.

Cornell University are cunts.

Apparently they have created a new course examining the links between naming stellar phenomena and racism. Essentially they are saying that naming black holes as such is racist. Just to emphasise the teaching, a couple of rappers will delivering part of the course. Well that’s all right, then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716851/Are-black-holes-racist-Cornells-new-race-cosmos-course.html

Nominated by: Dark key cunt