Elton John (11)

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Literally invented the music to help you sleep genre with ‘Song for Guy’.

A whoops duckie, ooooh get the madam cunting please for Fat Reg, who, it seems is tired of tickling the ivories and putting on his makeup and Edna Everage glasses and transformed himself into an expert on deep sea fishing.

Following on from following the fleet and sucking a Fisherman’s Friend (many, many times) he has decided Boris has “fucked” the fishing industry:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1455460/brexit-news-elton-john-eu-fishing-quotas-withdrawal-agreement-fishermen

Who does this ridiculous old poof think he is?. Stick to your shitty songs and your hubby, Mr Furnish. I am sure you make him a duckie little wife.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

60 thoughts on “Elton John (11)”

  1. Fail dismally to understand whyReg is banging on about destroying UKs fishing industry. That pernicious deed was done years ago, cod wars, joining the fucking eu no government then or since had to rely on the “fishing vote” so basically up yours fuck off. To the best of my knowledge Reg was never of a nautical bent Pinner Hill Road is a fair way from the sea so he would not have imbibed the smell of drying tackle or dabbled with pots of winkles. As an aside my dear departed Mum went to school with Reg’s mum who was a very nice person. Reg appears to have been divaized during his career. Shame because by all accounts he was a decent chap even though good with colours.

  2. He may be averse to tuna, but ol’ Reg loves tons of slippery dick wrasse on his starboard while playing with his tiny dancer.

  6. This puffed-up cunt hasn’t made a decent record in 30 years. If you enter the terms “I hope you die of cancer of the clitoris” and “Elton John” into an internet search engine, you’ll see that he can be a nasty little cunt. Fuck off.

  7. A few years ago having some time on my hands, I was thinking about going to the local pictures to see ‘Rocket man’ for something to do. Just before I left the house I happened upon a news article in which the wee fat cunt himself , was reported to have been mouthing off about ‘idiot brexiteers’ who had the temerity to have a different opinion than him. At that point I thought, fuck off you obnoxious, bitter, vile, hate filled , intolerant cunt. Stick your film up your arse. I never went. Later I had the misfortune to watch ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and thought, this is a pile of fictitious wank. Elton’s shite film would have been the same no doubt. Cunt.

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