Elton John (11)

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Literally invented the music to help you sleep genre with ‘Song for Guy’.

A whoops duckie, ooooh get the madam cunting please for Fat Reg, who, it seems is tired of tickling the ivories and putting on his makeup and Edna Everage glasses and transformed himself into an expert on deep sea fishing.

Following on from following the fleet and sucking a Fisherman’s Friend (many, many times) he has decided Boris has “fucked” the fishing industry:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1455460/brexit-news-elton-john-eu-fishing-quotas-withdrawal-agreement-fishermen

Who does this ridiculous old poof think he is?. Stick to your shitty songs and your hubby, Mr Furnish. I am sure you make him a duckie little wife.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

60 thoughts on “Elton John (11)”

  1. Good Morning Everyone

    It is difficult to believe anything Fat Reg says after he won a libel case against The Sun for suggesting he might be a little bit queer.
    My cousin was on the committee of a local sports venue which was responsible for organising an Elton John evening. Amongst his numerous demands was that his dressing room should be painted pink and that it had £800 worth of flowers in it.

  3. Reg like all celebs is a expert on everything.
    Although to be fair this budding Jacques Cousteau did discover the Chocolate Starfish and the spotted Underpant Shark,
    Both off the coast of Brighton.
    If in doubt on a subject,
    Phone a celeb.
    Nice head of hair hasnt he?
    Marvelous.

  4. Just ignore him. It’s his time of the month again.

  5. Self-important old arse-bandit should stick to worrying about The Aids and other Gay death causes. He’s unlikely to die of a fishbone stuck in his throat but a 12 inch Mandingo whopper cutting of f his air-supply is a distinct possibility.

    He should also worry about Hamster Transmitted Sexual Diseases.

    • Gays dont eat fish.
      True fact.
      Cant stand the taste,
      Reminds them of lady parts.
      If you have gays congregating at night, committing sinful acts in the bushes of your garden or outside loo,
      Just sprinkle a doughnut with tuna flakes.
      Hey presto!
      Wont go within 100ft of it.
      Although knowing some of you
      If you want to attract them ?leave a frankfurter and a kylie CD and itll be like Barrymore’s pool party.

      • Fat reg is a super homo Sir Fiddler somehow he became auto immune to all the aids gay stds in 70’s 80’s that were killing people like freddie mercury off. Elton should set up a onlyfans were he does a a double anal gangbang with 4 black cocks

        Set the goal to a million in a month and he could even suck cocks for charity to fundraise it the fucking bastard

  6. This be-wigged old bore should ignore playing cod-politics and concentrate on his proper job: penetrating other buftîes.

    He could also fall back on his other skill: initiating Super Injunctions to prevent the public knowing about his “exuberance” in his living room thst eventuated into discharge that resembled pea ‘n’ ham soup. Allegedly, naturally

    Morning.

  7. He is right about one thing though: ministers DO lie to the public every day and we know they are lying and are apathetic.

    He should go and visit Grimsby though-now a shithole with the unhealthiest people in Britain.
    Thank you god that, EU cocksuckers👎

  8. Just another example of a celeb (yeah whatever) thinking that :-
    1 They actually know something
    2 Joe public gives a fuck.
    Four eyes fuck off you daft old grandma. Cunt.

  9. Reg says the government lie to us everyday. Very true Reg but what about all those years you lied to Renate, pretending you were a normal dutiful husband while sucking cock and bumming blokes in your dressing room every night?
    Poor girl. That wasn’t very nice was it Reg? Still, when you’re as rich as fuck the whole world revolves around you doesn’t it Reg?
    You fat cunt.

  10. Has anyone heard him try to sing lately? He’s even worse than macca these days retire or fuck off.

  11. Fat Reg likes a sailor?
    Well knock me down with yet another “shittest film of the year” statue awarded to David Furnish!
    Pay your taxes wiggy – that will buy a few fishing boats.
    As Miss busty would say – “what a total twat”.
    She aint wrong.

  12. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, it’s what makes him, who has been sheltered from reality for the best part of fifty years thanks to a successful music career, think he has an authority to speak on such matters, or that anyone in the press thought his opinion mattered. What the fuck does he know about fishing or politics? If I needed an opinion on how to get sweetcorn out of my Japseye, then he might have something worth listening to, but anything else?

  13. Narcissistic has-been publicity seeking fat poof states the bleedin’ obvious and gets what he wants – who would have thunk it?!

    • RTC@ – That’s no way to speak about Keir Starmer! (who, to avoid legal complications, I am sure is a wenching brawling hairy chested Mans Man) 😀

  14. The only fish that Dame Reg can speak with any authority on is the strong odour of which, mixed with that of olive oil, that Elton and his hubby, David Furnish enjoyed during their alleged threesome.

  15. Judging by the amount of gayers in Aldeburgh and Southwold, I’d say they probably breed in water.

  16. Reg normally gets a hit out of a royal death,
    And surprisingly seems to of missed a trick with Prince Philip?
    I was expecting a cover of ‘im forever blowing bubbles’?😁

    • Morning MMC, I’m bloody well hoping that fat Reg gets to perform one of his jolly tribute singles after Me-aghain and the Half-Blood Prince meet with a hilarious “accident” when their plane mysteriously goes down halfway over the Atlantic.

      • Morning Thomas.
        Like you id relish Harry half-blood and sparkle in a aviation accident.
        But id want them to survive.
        Or at least sparkle.
        Trapped on a desert island for years, with just Harrys head for company.
        Cackling under a palm tree
        “I was a princesss wasnt I Wilson?”

  17. This fat cunt should take a dip in the Sea of Japan.
    Then a whaler can haul him in and chop him up.
    Corpulent sushi with AIDS anyone?

  18. Is this mincing cunt still sucking cock in Vegas?

    Move aside Captain Pugwash, Semen Stains is here…

  19. Not only have I been disturbed earlier than normal yet again, I have now been accosted by a photograph of this fat sulking poof! What a ghastly start to the day!

    Good fucking morning!

  20. Reg you are far older than your hair and teeth so don’t talk to us about misrepresentation.
    Ok cunt?

  21. I fucking detest this deviant cunt and his shitty music.
    Years ago he was playing live in the football stadium very close to where I live, it was a summer night and we were sat in the garden. All you could hear was this old fruit warbling his shite songs so I rang the stadium and asked them to turn the music down, she replied “It’s Elton John playing live”, I said I know and I fucking hate the fat phag so turn the cunt down. She didn’t but I did enjoy venting my spleen a bit.
    If you pick a selection of wank celebrities to have in a car crash, this cunt would be the first one I would shove in.

  22. What is worse his love child with Renata is now leading the push for Scottish Independence. If you look at google images and type in Nicola Sturgeon Mum, tell me its not Fat Reg.

    He really does look like some over the top fussy old granny moaning and bitching about the flower display and David not cleaning out the paddling pool.

    The old tart should stick to what he is an expert at bumming anyone in sight.

  23. Vast Reginald fishing? Surely fishing is too manly a pursuit for pop’s favourite fairy?
    Mind you, Reg probably likes sailors or fishermen. Just like Morrissey has a fetish for boxers and gangster types.🤢

    I await the re-re-re-re release of ‘Candle In The Wind’. With (yet again) modified words as it becomes a ‘tribute’ to Megain Mantis after the Firm finally tire of her once and for all.

    • Norman@ – Hopefully old Dwightys next single will be titled “Megain in the woodpile”! 😀

      • First verse could be…

        ‘Goodbye Megain Markle.
        Glad I never knew you at all.
        You thought you were royalty,
        but you really were fuck all.

        You crawled out of the woodwork.
        Wanted the British to love you to bits.
        But they instantly tumbled,
        that you were just a snake with tits.’

    • Norman@ – “Candle in the arse”! 😀
      “Goodbye chubby Reg, the AIDS it finally got you and all”..
      I see our combined musical efforts making us millionaires Norman!

  24. Fucking hell this is exciting!
    I’ve been waiting for Fat Reg to give us his thoughts on the state of the fishing industry for years. His views on the British farming industry must surely now be awaited by the govt. with lip-quivering anticipation.

    Arrogant fat cunt.

    • I’m waiting with baited (anchovies) breath for his declaration of how to best adjust the large hadron collider to better unravel 12 dimensional strings. Elton?

      • If he mishears that as large hardon collider, he’ll be right onto it.

  25. RK@ – Just wait until “Reginald the rectum ripper” gives us his thoughts on the amount of litter on Hampstead Heath and the appalling condition of public toilets..
    I recall my late Mother referring to Elton John as “that dirty shit dipping swine” – we were quite shocked as the Mother was never rude, but still pissed ourselves laughing!

    • I remember being at Old Trafford for a league cup tie against Watford (4th October 1978). They beat us 2-1 and I saw a squealing Elton John leaping about in the director’s box.

      I recall my dad saying at the time ‘Bloody hell. It’s like he’s being taken up the arse’.

      Uncanny….😉

      • Even in the 70’s it was a Chinese whisper among fans that he was gay due to his aversion to female fans and groupi3s He didn’t fully come out til 1988

  26. This dodgy as a nine bob note should stick to what he knows best. Singing bland, insipid shit. What a full weight cunt he really is.

    • It’s gratifying to see that Sir Reg is a true fisherman’s friend and that he’s willing to bend over backwards to support our sailors.

  27. Anyone remember Rock Profile with Jamie Theakston and Matt Lucas (as Elton)? Went something like this…

    JT: How much is a pint of milk Elton?
    EJ: £10?

  29. mogsrus.org posted this a few days ago: “We see the Preening Poofter, Elton John, has seen fit to start rubbishing something that was voted for, and has happened – Brexit. Since he spends most of his time in LA with his wife David, we don’t quite understand why he’s found it necessary to do so. Anyway we’d say to the Swaggering Shirt-lifter – keep your nose out, you know nothing – certainly doing gigs in Europe won’t matter, since the Gap-toothed Gaylord is way past it anyway.”

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