This post has nothing to do with the TV show Friends, I just used to fancy Jennifer Aniston.
In life it’s often said you know who your friends are during times of crisis, unfortunately for me this particular friend caused my crisis without me even knowing.
When I was turfed off my farm in Rhodesia in March 2001 by Mugarbage’s bully boys, I remember taking my phone book with me to keep in contact with “friends” in Rhodesia, one friend and my closest neighbour I remained in contact with would give me updates on what was happening after my departure.
He even went with a camcorder to film my former home to send to me, I still will never go there even though I visit my daughter in Borrowdale periodically, I never venture back to my former home<
One day another friend I was talking to informed me that for the purposes of the cunting, that Mr Sly had been allocated some more land, I thought how has he managed this, especially as he is white.
My friend also informed me it was 200 acres of my former home, which really puzzled me, to cut a long story short this snake was a member of ZANU- PF and was rewarded for helping get me out, when I heard this I went into an apoplectic rage, I having a tobacco farm and not a livestock enterprise sealed my fate, hence to say this cunt is now off my Christmas card list and scribbled out of my phone book, the moral of the story is, be careful who you trust they’ll shake your hand and stab you with the other, I curse the cunt to the grave, fucking snake!!!
Nominated by: Captain Quimson
Money and women! One or the other, or both, a sure fire way to bring out the dark side of someone in even the longest friendship.
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There you go Captain, that’s how people are and they always will be. That’s why I prefer animals.
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Jennifer Aniston can suck up my cream anytime she likes.
Bonnie Langford too.
Death to Denmark.
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The horn, Mike?
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From Jennifer? Yes.
Bonnie? Absolutely.
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Didnt know the thugs of ZANU-PF had whiteys in their ranks. I wonder if he also is involved in violence and murder on the streets?
I lived in Durban when this shit went down and I couldnt believe the ANC let it happen when they could have reined it in. This was just after Mandela retired and that monkey in a suit Mbeki took over. It’s been downhill ever since with no sign of the ANC curbing their savage, corrupt instincts.
RIP SA and Rhodesia.
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Oh yes CC, they’re are a few turncoat whitey’s in Rhodesia, Eddie Cross being one, and that’s before I mention Dr Timothy Stamps!
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CQ@ – I imagine these traitors live in very nice houses.
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oh dear – just seen admin’s note below. Please delete my post then.
As long as you’re not advocating full on race war or violence/genocide on masse it’s fine. Depending on context. As you might have noticed we pride ourselves on allowing as much free speech as possible. – DA
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“Freed” African Country filled with savages run by corrupt tribal leaders who keep power with violence – where have I heard that before?
Commie Bob sure did a hell of a job in Rhodesia (in stealing all the money, turning the bread basket of Africa into a war zone where white farmers are undergoing both genocide and ethnic cleansing and handing over productive farms to bone idle violent drugged up teenagers with more idea how to operate an assault rifle than farm machinery) – now get ready to hand over your money to the other mental Bob as there is civil war (yet a fucking gain) in Ethiopia so we are about to get all the same famine bullshit.
A quick reminder – Ethiopian population in 1984 – 39.37 million, Ethiopian population at the end of 2020 – 115 million, the “biblical famine” clearly did fuck all to thin them out.
Think we may have found a strong indicator as to why some are going hungry.
Drop condoms and birth control pills instead of food aid.
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No point, Mr Fox…there’s no way an african man would use a johnny.
I mean, they are a group of sub-human savages who think that raping a baby will cure them of AIDS.
Fucking cissy AIDS. What a letdown. If it would have done its job properly, it would’ve wiped out all of the moon crickets, all the heroin addicts and all of the p00fs by 2010.
So come on, chi1nky scientists…stop making “Spice” and “flu” and start on the follow-up to AIDS:
“AIDS Part II – Return to the Dark Continent”.
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TtCE@ – Agreed Thomas – nowt for it then, we need to pull my Lancaster out of the hangar, get DCI to dust off his flying suit and carpet bomb the bastards! 😀👍☠
Right as this is the third post in about an hour about this (nothing personal Vern, I’ve already warned Norman and didn’t see Thomas’ post) we don’t advocate race war or murdering other races here. It’s in the rules. This applies to all. Have your opinions all you like and feel free to post them, just don’t advocate violence or especially war on any demographics. We’d quite not like to get kicked off WP. Thanks.
For a better example “I’d like to kill the x demographic rapists in this particular case that’s in the news” fine. “I’d like to nuclear bomb all of Africa because they’re black” not fine. It’s all about context… and not advocating genocide. – DA
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Because there is a whole industry around the whitey helping the blacks. Medicin Sans Frontiers being a case in point – how many blacks have the top jobs in that lot? Not many. I heard a puke making advert of theirs on the radio last night. If the useless African cunts can’t feed themselves, then surely it is just Darwin in action?
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Nobody,be they friend or family,is totally trustworthy…they’ll all try and fuck you over if there’s something in it for them…best to get in before they make their move and fuck them over first.
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I had some good friends since school and for a long time after. At some point those friendships faded out because they moved away or had a family. Friendships come and go but family is forever.
I have my friends at the social groups these days. They are good places to make friends.
Keep your chin up, Captain Quimsom. Get out and about when you can. I know you’ll make friends with someone. 🙂
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Two instances that I know of where one long time friend has shafted the other.
Our bathroom was refitted many years ago. Two middle aged guys recommended to me, did an excellent job. Knew each other from primary school and worked together as a team for many, many years. Split everything 50/50.
Found out years later that they had gone their separate ways when one guys found out that his partner (who was responsible for the quoting) was telling him a much lower figure than received by the customer, thereby actually keeping a larger share for himself.
The other was when my late wife and so stayed in a B&B in Bournemouth in the 1980’s. Got talking to the owner, he informed that his best friend from primary school, who he had grown up with and gone into business with, one day suddenly disappeared taking absolutely every single penny and more out of the business leaving him with significant debt and on the verge of bankruptcy. He said using a private investigator found out the guy had fucked off to the USA.
Both instances were perpetrated by a lifetime friend. Reckon this sort of thing happens a lot.
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Good Lord Captain, A sorry tale indeed. Don’t worry Karma will come a knocking for your former friend.
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If your a man and think you have more than three friends your delusional.
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Absolutely one hundred percent agreed.
When my mother passed away, my friend of over twenty years -actually, he was more like my brother – contacted me just before the funeral and assured me he’d be there. He was good as his word and the first person to offer condolences to my family and myself. He told me that whatever I needed, he was there and he’d be there until I told him to go.
After their service, he asked what we had planned and I told him we just wanted to go home. We’d all gone in our own vehicles as we couldn’t afford funeral cars. When we arrived home, he was a no show. Considering the situation, I couldn’t be bothered to try and contact him at that time but did so the next day.
Long story short; I didn’t hear anything from him for the next six months.
Turns out this CUNT, whom I had embraced as my actual brother through every aspect other than blood, had entrusted implicitly, had held his hand and helped him out when life had dumped a ton of shit in his lap, had reciprocated every favour, was doing the dirty behind my back with my long-time girlfriend and hadn’t followed us home on the day of my mother’s funeral because he’d skipped off to have a cheeky fuck while I was grieving over losing my mother.
It made sense to me then that she’d phoned me on the morning of the funeral to say she was ill. I had no reason not to believe her.
I’d have laid down my life for this guy if he’d asked me to. Now I wouldn’t feed him my shit if he was starving to death.
Friend is just another word for fool.
Cunts.
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Fucking hell, they don’t make snakes that low.
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Holy fucking shit.
This thread is Luke that show, ‘The Street’.
Seriously though, that’s a fucking awful story. You’re well rid of both cunts.
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Dante put the treacherous in the 9th circle of hell, the lowest.
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I reckon you can count friends – real friends who are four square – on one hand.
Women play a big part in the break up of friendships too, no matter how long they’ve existed. The lads I have seen desert their mates because they shack up with a tart or get married. Two very famous instances are Yoko Fucking Ono and Megain Markle. But there are others. Apparently Paul McCartney had to ‘discard’ long time friends like John Dunbar, Barry Miles, Tony Bramwell, Peter Asher and others because Linda Eastman thought they had too much influence over him. One of them (Brian Epstein’s assistant, Alistair Taylor) called her a control freak starfucker. While another (Bramwell) said he didn’t speak to Macca for thirty years, because Linda blocked every attempt to make contact. She was as big a cunt as Yoko Fucking Ono.
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I always fancied a ding dong with Courtney Cox back in the day.
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What a snake.
I hope a monkey bites his ears off.
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I have acquaintances.
Ethel calls me Billy no – mates.
Get To Fuck.
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Sorry to hear your story, CQ. Anyone that sides with ZANU PF must indeed be a 24 carat cunt, particularly if he’s white. ZANU PF have destroyed a country that could have been very prosperous, if only Mugabe had kept to his original promise of working with white landowners. But no – he quickly succumbed to the traditional African practice of cronyism, corruption, demagoguery and brutality.
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And that terrorist cunt Mandela wasn’t much better in South Africa. I have mates who lived there, and they say the rise of the ANC ruined the place. Apparently the darkee is now favoured over the white man at every opportunity. Some black person will get a top job – no matter how shit they are at it – over a white bloke who is qualified and more than capable. Sounds like South Africa has been taking lessons from the BBC.
I hope – somehow someway – you get your own back on that slippery cunt, CQ.
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I no longer have any friends (just lost touch) and can honestly say it doesn’t bother me in the slightest.
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What a fucking cunt, CQ.
We can only hope your ex-friend receives a visit from the ZANU-PF monkeys in the future when they fancy helping themselves to a bit of his ill-gotten land and prosperity.
Mugabe was an utter fucking ringpiece. That cunt ruined all Smith’s work and turned Rhodesia from the breadbasket of Africa to the basket-case of Africa.
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Had to let go several friends go this past year due to this corona bollocks. When people go psychotic what can you do except either wheelbarrow them to the nuthouse or walk away?
People think it’s extreme, but as I explained to another friend; If we’ve come this far in one year, what on earth will the public – my friends – allow to happen next? Believe absurdities, commit atrocities.
And when I’m being loaded on to a cattle cart for being a subversive twit, will all my friends then have my back? Like fuck they will!
People suck. Being nice and amicable means jack shit if they’re two-faced morally bankrupt hollow shells of humsn beings who will sell you out to save their own skins.
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I’m lucky, in that none of my friends are Covid conspiracy nutjobs.
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One big happy hysterical circlejerk of psychotic delusion and denial. About as authentic as Madonna’s tits.
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One big happy hysterical circlejerk of psychotic delusion and denial.
That describes perfectly the behaviour of the two people I’ve chosen to avoid lately because of their tinfoil hattery. I haven’t come to blows with them, or argued with them in any way, but they are like a stuck fucking record, constantly bleating about covid, vaccines, elites, sheeple etc. It’s a vocabulary picked up on these balloonhead conspiracy sites, and like a visit to a supermarket, they went in looking for something and came out with a load of shit. Concern about vaccines turns into full blown crazy world, and they start talking about baby blood, and how that b movie they live is basically a documentary.
The rest of my mates all have their own thoughts and conclusions about what’s going on, some I agree with, others I don’t, but we are all respectful of each other’s opinions, as you should with proper friends.
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Questioning Covid and not wanting to take part in an experimental vaccine, doesn’t make you a nutjob.
There are more holes in the plot of this virus narrative than in a particularly bad episode of Emmerdale.
The black death it certainly is not though the BBC and Sky would have you think otherwise.
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I’m lucky, in that none of my friends are retards who ran down to the vaccine centre for an experimental vaccine because Matt Hancock and Lenny Henry told them to….
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Big Chunky and J R Cuntley,
I have had both jabs (Astrazeneca).
Could you please explain what possible medical issues I could have in the future because of my course of action?
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I can’t be specific Miles but the governments yellow card reporting scheme might be of some help.
They’ll tell you about the reported 1500 dead, those who have had strokes, heart attacks, 200 have gone blind, deafness, Bells Palsy, other partial and total paralysis.
Hopefully you’ll be okay.
The information is out there….
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@ JRC 4:53pm – What a truly bizarre notion! Matt Hancock and Lenny Henry could not have figured less in my decision get vaccinated.
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I saw Elton John promoting the vaccine on the TV, maybe it was him who convinced you..?
If not, who.?
My doctor is not having it, neither are the other two doctors who are in the surgery. He said it’s a clinical trial, why would anyone take it until all the data is in, which is in 2023. Just wait….
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Thanks for that JR.
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Fat Reg? Not on my TV.
This may be hard for you to get your head around JR, but not everyone bases their decisions on what mindless celebricunts say or think.
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What convinced you then.?
Are you in your eighties with at least 2 serious underlying health issues. No?
Then why take it.?
This may be hard for you get your head around Ruff, but Boris and the government dont give a fuck about you.
At the moment I’m undecided whether your obedience to government should be admired or scoffed at.
No offence….
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And I don’t give a fuck about the Government, apart from looking forward to seeing the back of them.
You want me to name the medical professionals I know personally and have trusted over the years? To what purpose? I made my own informed decision and that’s all you need to know.
I’m not interested in playing your silly game JR. If you don’t know or understand the arguments in favour of vaccination by now, you likely never will.
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Your a smart bloke Ruff, your posts generally show that, but you probably didn’t need this jab.
What the government and media are doing is coercion.
They’ve had your pants down….
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On the other side of the coin, who convinced people not to have it? That camp is full of trustworthy knowledgeable people……🤔
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Dr Mike Yeadon (ex Pfizer VP)
Professor Dolores Cahill
Dr Sherri Tenpenny
I’ve read papers and seen these experts in their field give interviews regarding the vax and the advice is give it a wide berth….
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Completely agree Ruff.
What’s really disappointing at the moment is that some posters in the area of vaccinations, research and lockdown are lumping all the views together without appreciating that this is a broad area where views can vary greatly from person to person.
How the fuck IsAcer’s can suggest that anyone would be influenced by the views of any ‘celebrity’ twat mentioned here, is beyond belief as most people were prompted to join IsAC because of these self same cunts!,
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I take your point Bertie but all I see is celebs and TV doctors (paid by the media) saying get the jab whereas experts in this field (who are not given a voice in the media) say avoid it.
What am I supposed to think under the circumstances.?
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Totally agree JRC
There is one narrative and that is the only one that’s been rammed down the publics throats 24-7 for 18 months.
The experimental vaccine propaganda alone would be enough to make Goebbels and the Nazi party blush.
Any medical experts who have dared to question this have been completely marginalised and dismissed.
Why???
Why only one narrative and one that seemingly cannot be questioned?
What kind of society do we want to live in?
A free society or a defacto medical tyranny?
I know it’s only my opinion and who gives a fuck what I think but I will say that this is the biggest crime against humanity ever conducted and I live in the vain hope that the perpetrators face justice.
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It’s a personal decision
I certainly won’t be expressing my view
It’s early days
No one can be sure
I’ll take my chance
Come what may
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It’s very satisfying when a former friend turned cunt, dies a particularly unpleasant death, especially if they’re of no great age.
The obituary notice leaves one with a warm glow.
Though not as warm as the cunt who’s going to be ovened.
That’s the ticket.
Good afternoon.
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I have quite a few friends, but only two mates.
Weve been mates 46years, since starting school.
Ive kept their secrets, never grassed on them, always had their back, and theyve done the same for me.
Nothing worse than disloyalty or treachery.
And it should never be forgiven and always repaid.
Sorry to hear the above Capt Quimson.
You deserve better.
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Same here, MNC. One lad I have been close pals with since childhood. A local hard case and his cronies were going to give him a leathering at Moston Brook School and he was distraught. I got him out of it and I hid him from the cunts when the time came. It blew over and he never got the bashing. He’s never forgotten it and we became great mates.
It’s the same with us: no grassing, covering one another, no backstabbing, and never go after each other’s birds.
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Norman@
Thats how its done.
Not asking much to not shit on mates is it?
👍
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My own sister denied that she had a brother to ensure that she benefited in full from a poorly worded will.
I still can’t trace the cunt, but when I eventually do, I will put her in a coma.
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Give her hell, Artful.
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Sorry to hear of your plight Captain,
FWIW , my own father went to sea with shell oil (tankers)
It was a little after WW2 1950 . He was a ships engineer and worked his way up.
His own father was dead but his mother was still alive.
He sent a substantial amount of money home monthly for 10 years to his mother as she had no other form of income bar one unmarried son living at the home.
When my father got married he gave up sea after seeing the world and everywhere else
The mother died and the remaining unmarried son stayed in the house
The remaining siblings signed the house ownership to him as he had sweet fuck all
When that son died he left lock stock and barrel to his niece ,the cunt
So as other posters were alluding to it’s just not friends it can be family and it hurts
I have to say this soured my fathers retirement it ate at him
I hope you are lucky and move on from this .
Don’t let it eat you
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P.S I know this in no way compares to what happened to you in your home place 🤝
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Good old Rhodesia used to breadbasket of Africa now it produces nothing but Aids and inflation.
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A radio phone in on Friday and the topic was revenge on disloyalty.
Bloke phones in and says after discovering his girlfriend had been cheating on him during weekends away for years.
He took her to the airport for her so called business trip then returned.
Disassembled the bed, took up the carpet and flooring and then removed a section of central heating pipe. This was summer. Put everything back in place, packed his bags and fucked off.
Along came winter.
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Dear Quim I`ve just read a book by a Zimbabwean journalist called Peter Godwin entitled “When a Crocodile Eats the Sun” that gives a harrowing description of the atrocities committed by Mugabe´s thugs against white farmers. Their lands, property and equipment were stolen, their crops and animals destroyed and tens of thousands of black workers lost their jobs and livelihoods. Farmers were routinely murdered and their killers went unpunished. The writer´s own sister was among those killed. You´ve probably read the book but other ISACers might be interested.
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An old mate of mine had this so called great friend who he happened to think the world of.
He used to visit my mates house, go for a couple of pints etc, the usual stuff.
Turns out he was knobbing his wife behind his back for 12 months pretty much under the poor cunts nose.
She ended up leaving my mate, took his 3 kids and shacked up 3 streets away in a new pad with the so called friend.
5 years later the so called friend dropped dead one day while at work.
Funny how things work out sometimes.
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The lowest type of cunt. Makes you almost believe in Karma, but all the people I know who died well before their time were some of the nicest I’ve met, yet all the cunts I’ve ever come across will outlive us all.
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Funny you should say that about the biggest cunts out living good people.
There’s a particular notorious criminal from my local area who, from my own experience is by far the biggest cunt I’ve ever known of.
A heroin addict career criminal thug.
A complete soulless rotten to the core cunt in the days before heroin addiction struck as well.
A lifetime spent in and out of jail for crimes ranging from the petty to the nasty.
The ultimate burden on the taxpayer.
The type of scumbag cunt who burgled houses in the run up to Christmas literally thieving presents from under the tree and selling them for smack money.
Befriending, abusing and robbing off vulnerable souls.
The type who’d slash his mother’s throat for a tenner.
I could go on and on about this bastard but I’m sure you get the sentiment already.
A truly repugnant individual who just somehow seems to go on surviving when compared to some of the people I’ve known who were a hundred times what this aforementioned cunt is that died through accidents, cruel illness or suicides.
It just doesn’t seem fair.
I was only mentioning hypothetically to a friend the other day that the recently unveiled George Floyd statue was the equivalent of having a statue of this other cunt sat in the local park on a bench as well.
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Like cockroaches, they would probably survive an atomic war.
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As someone once said, ”Good friends help you bury a body… Great friends bring their own shovel and don’t ask any questions.”
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My best mate of 25 years fucked me over severely before never speaking to me again despite me trying to get in contact with him like an utter mug for years after.
Contacts me out of the blue the other month, he has had a massive stroke at 45 years old and is basically fucked, his gf has left with his daughter and I’d imagine he’ll be found dead in his flat in the next few years.
Oh well…… remember kids, be nice to people when you are on the way up as you may want their help when you’ve had a massive fall from grace like this.
I went to see him just the once, he’s acutely disabled and pretty much the only words he can say are yes and no but his brain is so fucked usually to things that make no sense.
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Haven’t really been fucked over by mates, apart from a few times trying to get money back. Now, I don’t lend any cunt money.
Women are worse. Once did everything I could for an ex when we were both young 17/18 year olds at college. She was hot, but a total bitch and her family threw her out for being so fucking horrible. My family hated her too (think of a Tracy Barlow type, but hotter and nastier). All my mates hated her and she’d lost all her mates. I stuck by her, and told my folks I was willing to go and live on the streets with her. I wasn’t going to let her do that alone. It wasn’t blackmail, I meant every word and my folks knew it. They caved and agreed to let her move in until she found somewhere.
She managed to get housing benefit as a student (due to her situation) and she found a shared house. I then found out she’d been shagging blokes after finding a few letters in a drawer, when we’d both found our own place after finishing college and finding work. It’d been going on for over a year.
Really graphic stuff in those letters to two different lads. That was the end of that.
I heard she ended up getting back in touch with family and then they fucked her off again. As did the few friends she had.
I look at it now as a great learning experience. If everyone hates someone, including everyone in their own family, then steer well fucking clear. Luckily I was young when I learned this lesson.
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