Slapheads (2)

I am one. But I’ve been one for over twenty years. I shave my head every day because I like the look – I don’t want to look like Max Wall (I’ve think I’ve been here before but fuck it).

There’s a advert that’s boiling my blood. The cunt’s in the barber’s and he’s got a Tintin hair cut and won’t let his barber at it. Fuck the cunt. Strap him down, use a pair of clippers to take everything off, and then throw the cunt in a skip.

I’ve tried to find a link but I’m trashed so am finding it difficult.

BLM! Bald lives matter!

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

84 thoughts on “Slapheads (2)

  1. Pulling on the boots, threading up the laces
    Shaving their heads and strapping on their braces
    There you have a slaphead looking for a fight
    Slaphead slaphead running through the night

    Kick him if he’s yellow, kick him if he’s black
    Kicking till he fucks off and doesn’t come back

    Slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead slaphead….

    😀

    • In German you demand? Ooooo please yourselves…..🧐

      Wir ziehen uns die Stiefel an
      Und schnren sie uns zu
      Rasieren unsere Kopfe
      Und schlagen sie uns ein
      Das ist ein Skinhead
      Wartend auf den Kampf
      Slaphead, Slaphead,
      Ziehen durch die Stadt

      😀

  2. I know that he’s not the complete article, but have you noticed that Alexander Armstrong has got a huge circle devoid of hair on the top of his pixie-eared bonce?
    Have you noticed that during an episode of Pointless he uses the phrase
    “Thank you very much INDEED” at least a hundred times?
    Also when he asks a contestant what their job is and they come up with a really shitty /boring job like “well I clean toilets in my local branch of the British legion” or I work in a call centre conducting surveys about which brand of chicken nugget people prefer”
    the patronising cunt responds by saying things like “ooh that’s nice/ that sounds like fun” or “very good INDEED “

  3. 1st shaved my head as a teenager late 80s my mam went mad, still shave what little is left of it now my granddaughter calls me grandad bald

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