Dead Pool [216]

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Congratulations to Shackledragger cunt who correctly predicted that former US Defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld would die. We hardly knew you Don, RIP and watch out for those planes.

On to Dead Pool 216

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [216]”

    • You seem to spend a lot of time on here cfc. Nothing else to do with your time?

      • STILL trolling TBRILW about Deadpoolgate, General? Isn’t it about time you buried the hatchet?

        Good grief lad, let it go – there are far more important things to worry about.

        A friendly reminder about the rules for all. We are NOT having a repeat of yesterday on here. Do I make myself clear? – DA

      • Yeah, probably Ruff but it’s fun to poke the bear sometimes.

      • In case you didn’t notice, I was quoting your own words back to you.

      • I’m in the very fortunate position of being able to spend my time as I wish, Pike. Make a success of yourself and you’ll have similar choices and it’s got to beat sulking for a living😉

  3. In there Shackledragger.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Patsy King
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Anna ‘Ohhh! Arthur!’ Karen

  4. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck Shackles

  6. Freddie Foreman
    Dominic Chianese
    Paul Sorvino
    Eddie Richardson
    Ryan O’Neal

  9. Charles Kay (actor)
    Milton Johns (actor)
    Roman Polanski (noncey film director)
    Alejandro Jodorowski (non-noncey director)
    Owen Luder. (brutalist)

  10. Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Ash
    Thelma Barlow
    David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz

    Nice work, Shacks.

  11. Dan Castellanta
    Julie Kavner (basically already dead if you look at her)
    Nancy Cartwright
    Yeardly smith
    Harry shearer

  12. Clint Eastwood
    Alexi Navalny
    Marky Ramone
    Sheridan smith
    Beast of Bolsover

  13. Pope Benedict
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Willie Nelson
    Billy Connelly
    Tom Smith ( rugby )

  14. Tommy Steele
    Imelda Marcos
    Rodger Whittaker
    Dougie Squires
    Moria Anderson

  15. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Shackledragger.

  16. Frank Borman
    Norman Lloyd
    Joan Copeland
    Larry Storch
    Gloria Henry

    Good Shot,Shackledragger.

  17. Irene Papas
    William Russell
    Robert Fyfe
    Roger Corman
    Mário Zagallo

    Good on ya, cobber.

  18. Tariq Ali (60’s lefty agitator)
    John Bird (Actor)
    Michael Aspel
    Frank Ifield
    Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)

  20. Bobby Charlton
    Denis Law
    Olivia Neutron bomb
    Rupert Murdoch
    Henry Kissinger

  22. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  25. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

  26. Top shot shackle.

    Geoff Boycott
    Andy Bell
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Tossvikg
    Billy fucking Bragg

  27. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  30. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Prunelle Scales
    Ringo
    Lyndsey Buckingham

    • Ringo’s in better nick than Macca. Ringo will probably be the last Beatle to croak.

      Mind you, I bet Pete Best will have a laugh to himself if he outlives the lot of them.

      • Apparently, they are playing Paul McCartney songs 24 hours a day in Mark Chapman’s prison cell, in the hope that when he is eventually released, he will be so fucked off with the cunt that he will go for the double.

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