The Gays (2)

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Gayness.

OK, I accept that you are gay.
The fact that you have sex with other men is a bit of a clue, but being gay is not a fucking competition.
You don’t have to try to be ‘more gay’, there are no prizes for being ‘the gayest’.

You want equality but you live your life as if you are in a Carry On film.
You take your inspiration from stereo type gays like John Inman, Larry Greyson and Julian Clarey.

You have decided to adopt a lisp, you now walk like you are chewing a toffee with your arse and you collapse into girlish laughter at the slightest innuendo.

You are now more than equal because if a heterosexual man were to act in such an overtly sexual manner he would be arrested as a pervert.

Stop holding hands with your boyfriend and kissing him in public at every opportunity.
Normal couples don’t act like that, so why the fuck do you?

Nobody gives a flying fuck about your sexual preferences, so behave yourself and stop annoying the fuck out of me.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter 

122 thoughts on “The Gays (2)”

  1. My wife takes my arm a lot when we’re out in public, I tell her it’s not normal but she won’t have it. At least she’s stopped attempting to hold hands now. Hate public displays of affection whoever’s doing it.

    • Turning Japanese Ruff Tuff? Isn’t that a song?

      My wife assures me that signs of affection in public in Japan are highly discouraged.

      From memory cannot ever remember seeing any hugging even at Japanese airports. Just bowing.

      • my other half is thai and they are the same, no public affection.

      • Thank God for that Willie, I read that as “just blowing” at first.

      • Afternoon Willie, LL, wcm.

        Never been the touchy feely type me, even as a small child.

        Btw, our gay next door neighbours wouldn’t be seen dead holding hands or kissing in public. In fact if you saw them in the street you wouldn’t twig their sexual orientation.

        We also have a lesbian couple living a few doors down. Don’t know them well but reckon they’re likewise.

        In my experience the media camp stereotype is very far from the average gay.

      • Afternoon Ruffers, how are you getting on with your favourite Gay, Douglas Murray and ‘The Madness of Crowds’ ?.

    • @ LL

      Whilst on the subject, interestingly I did read a while back that if going out on a date with a Japanese girl, you would be more likely to receive a blow job than a kiss on the lips.

      Definitely my kind of girl.

      • Is that what happened on your first date with the Japanese Mrs Stroker?

      • Cannot tell a lie Ruff Tuff, had to wait for my second date.

        Flew to Japan for a naughty weekend in November 2002. My wife booked two upmarket hotels in Yokohama, one for each night. Knew we would be spending the weekend together but not sharing the same bed!

        Happy days.

    • That perm was a real winner down the Blue Oyster Bar back in the 80’s.

      • The Leo Sayer look was big in rural Northumbria back in the day LL
        Thats Dick just after hed finished milking a bull.
        😂😀👍

      • He was fighting off those lonesome young farmers with a shitty stick, Miserable.

  3. It doesn’t help with all the poofter characters on TV kissing, it’s not fucking normal, if gays like shagging other men that’s fine but don’t pretend it’s normal.
    All the mincing around in the stupid Pride events to demonstrate just how gay they are is a disgrace.

    Nature made two biological sexes, one with a cock and balls and one with a fanny, ovaries and a womb. Our natural drive is to reproduce, not to get a lump of shit on the end of a cock.

      • Not bitching but the LGBT this is never ending, ffs you can’t move without some fucker moaning on about LGBT rights, combine that with BLM and XR and it just pisses people off.

        ‘Sing if you’re glad to be gay’, no sorry just keep quiet about it and get on with your life, I don’t need to embrace it of give a shit if someone is gay.

    • Think racism wins by a whisker. Fed up with the media promoting and constantly banging on about racism. Clicked on BBC sport last night, three items about fucking racism.

      My feeling is that it’s going to do more harm than good, non racist people are totally fucked off with BLM and the like.

      FUCKING ENOUGH!!!

  4. Couldn’t agree more, Artful.

    I don’t see why the doughnut punchers have to tell every fucker that they take it up the chuff. I mean, I don’t go around in a T-Shirt that says ‘I love tits’ or a car sticker with ‘I love women’ on it. For a start, it’s nobody else’s business. And second, why the fuck would anybody else want to know what I like or do? I think it’s a lot to do with narcissism and attention seeking. They make out all this rainbow shite is about activism, but that’s bollocks. These cunts like Ru Paul and Graham Norton let everyone know they are fruits just to get themselves noticed. Would most of them survive on talent alone? I don’t think so. Most of the ones on telly (Carr, Norton, that mincer off Coronation Street) are only good at being poofs and would be nothing without it. So they milk it for all its worth and never shut up about it. Pathetic really.

  5. All the sugar puffs should live together, every time a cunt comes out send him there. No punishment food etc watch natural selection kill the fuckers off….No bbc headline gay parents about to give birth because on reality only Island the sugar puffs live happily ever after the die naturally. Die out Naturally. Attention seeking shit stabbers. Cunts especially Owen the cunt.

    • They would be a tad unfortunate if a plague of the old Arse Injected Death Syndrome were to rip through this gay holiday camp.

  6. Being disgusted by men kissing is perfectly normal. In fact its the only reason were all here. One of my bummer friends is disgusted at seeing non benders kissing. Makes sense. You never hear that point of view.

  7. Even Lego have now got a rainbow coloured ‘LGBT’ set for ale.
    A kid’s toy for fuck’s sake?! Unbelievable. Personally, I reckon getting little ‘uns involved and into this sort of thing is pretty sick and totally corrupt. The Creme Egg advert was bad enough. But Lego? They’ll be teaching primary school kids about buggery next. Well out of order.

      • If kids want to learn about buggery they have to have parents with enough money to send them to Eton… 😀

  8. I think it’s more of certain people choosing to adopt the media stereotype of how they’re supposed to act.

    Every gay/lesbian person I’ve met or worked with you’d never know unless you really knew them that they were. Dress and act like most people etc. I suppose some would claim they were ‘closeted’ but they’re more than happy to chat about their partners and not turn up to the pub not wearing full bondage gear.

    • I’m sure many gays hate the media types that play up to it and use it, Cunts like Norton and that mob are caricatures, professional pooves and bring it up at every opportunity. There was a gay couple who used to live near and they hated mincers like Alan Carr and John Barrowman. They told me and the Mrs that pricks like them give gays a bad name. And they despised that Sean cunt from Coronation Street. They never ‘advertised’ that they were gay and were both private and polite lads. Also they were a rarity in the fact that they liked decent music. Neither was into disco crap like Madogga, Kylie, and Cher. Usually so beloved by pooves.

  9. I am a reasonably tolerant bloke – you had to be to be in the RN, but at least those inspired by bumfuckery were reasonably discreet back then. What pisses me off is the number of TV shows given over to blatant displays of poofery, like Strictly Mincing, Drag Queens, even those perfect home shows have a pair of poofs in some episodes.

    I am surprised that when you see simpering queen Alan Carr, and pompous, prissy Peter Mandelson, carewor5n from years of having his anus reamed, it has not served as aversion therapy for young lads considering taking it up as a way of life. If my soon had told me he had homosexual tendencies, I would have shown him photos of Mandy (especially in moustachieod days) to try to put him off.

    Mind you if you are white and male and insist on being a Labour MP, being one of them is a distinct advantage – the Blairites would welcome you with open legs.

  10. My usual question again:
    If a gay man is supposedly attracted to other men, why do they act so feminine? You would think that masculinity would attract gay men.
    They all have some level of insanity manifested in different ways.
    So how gay are you really if you want your boyfriend to act like a drunk teenage girl trying to make a spectacle?
    Fuck off.

  11. I don’t gay if a man takes it up the bum from another man. I don’t need to know – it’s their life and they can do what they want. Just don’t rub my nose in it 🤮

  12. Manky cunts. If I ever see two creepies sucking face I make a point of letting out an eminem style.. eeeeewwww then look at the cunts like something vile on the sole of my shoe before pretending to heave.
    Manks.

  13. A fine cunting.

    And gay marriage is fucking bollocks too. They never stay ‘married’ for more than a few months in many cases.

    The lezzas are mentals and always fighting (proper physical stuff) and the male gays are promiscuous perverts, let’s be honest about it.

    They do it to ‘prove a point’ and show how ‘brave’ they are. It’s all for fucking show.

    Always is with these cunts.

    If you like sucking your own shite off another man’s cock, then who am I to judge you? Just don’t be offended if I refuse a swig of pop from a bottle you’ve just drank from.

    Oh, and I’m fucking sick to death of almost every TV show nowadays having gay sex on it. Fucking stomach churning. No warnings of course. You could be eating at the time, when two blokes suddenly go at it on the telly. They’ll warn you that a show features a woman cooking for her family (outdated apparently), but not when two hairy arsed blokes start bumming.

    Stop with that shite. And as for trannies is the schools…don’t get me started I may explode.

    All this makes we want to bring back the days when the gayness was illegal to be honest. They’ve taken the fucking piss.

    • I take it you’re not planning on coming out in the near future then Cuntybollocks? 😃

      • I wouldn’t mind if the cunts just kept it to themselves. It’s the constant need for everyone to give a shit and celebrate their sex lives that pisses me off.

        And having to see the gay snogging on TV. Fuck that shite.

  16. Be gay but don`t bang on about it. Be a vegan, but don`t bang on about it. I`m black and I don`t bang on about it; I just blend in.

  17. John Inman and Larry Grayson were okay. Even Liberace was good for a laugh.

    General public gays that want recognition for their Gayness can be tied up in a sack and thrown in the river from I care!

    Shut that door and fuck off!

    • Gays love me.
      Drive them wild.
      They offer to buy my skiddy undercrackers when ive finished a days work.
      Dunno if its my sophistication,
      My obvious metropolitan style but they go cuckoo for me.
      Might stop pole dancing down the Blue Oyster club at this rate…

    • Got to stick up for Larry Grayson – even though he played up on the stage – he wasn’t smutty or filthy. All seaside postcode humour and he did it very well. Apparently a very nice, down-to-earth and quiet man in real life. He kept his personal life very personal.

      I watched a documentary on him. Some of his one-liners had me roaring with laughter.

  18. My neighbours are snappers and best neighbours we’ve ever had
    Funny, polite and well educated they have no time for the likes of Norton and co.
    They don’t mince or wear Hawaii five O shirts, just two decent guys.
    Rather them than a Stanley or Jooooooish family any day.

      • Living where I do, I’ve a degree in spotting them. Been said here before, the secular ones are fine it’s the orthodox fuckers that are insufferable.
        My great uncle was an unorthodox one, he was a Nazi

  19. I wonder if Krav is reading this nom from darkest Bumholia. He didn’t like flamboyant Gays….or blacks, or Muslims, or…..

    • Wasn’t Krav the Crown Prince of Bumholia?

      Shame he went – he did contribute some good posts – even for a Gaylord!

      • He was always daggers drawn with B&W cunt so there was only going to be one winner there!😊

      • Yes you can only give people so many chances, its better when there is a friendly (sometimes) rivalry but always unite to cunt the bigger picture.

      • I always found his posts so repetitive. Plus, it was a load of bullshit when he spoke of a Nigerian nurse who “bullied” him at work.

  20. I once saw two blokes together wearing the exact same clothing. I asked them if they were a gay couple.

    Apparently, that was enough for them to arrest me.

  21. Dr Christian Jessen, gay sleb doctor, has today been ordered to pay Arlene Foster a record £125,000 damages for wrongly tweeting that she was having an affair. He said he did it because she refused to recognise gay marriage. He was given the opportunity to retract but refused to do so and ignored the court proceedings.

    Jeez – if you ignore these gays they sure become spiteful.

    • I take the piss out of them but ive nowt against gays really.
      Dont pay them much thought.
      But I like their money!
      They make good customers,
      Seem to always tip,
      Obviously im on about english duckies,
      Not those filthy foreign ones.

  22. A most prescient cunting, since Pride month will be here soon. I can just imagine the company I work for covering its logo in rainbow colours in July.
    Barclays did it, last year I think and lost business, stupid woke cunts.

  23. The main thing that makes my skin creep is when a gay refers to his partner as “my husband.”
    Fuck off. He’s no more your “husband” than Dominic Grieve is my Granny. No, hold on there, I can’t disprove that.

    • Yes that kind of blether is too much for me too. Rather than say husband he should just say “he’s the shirt lifter and I’m the biter” a bit wordy but leaves no doubt.

  24. ‘Cultural Marxism’ aka wokeness aka ‘social justice’ is not, nor ever has been, about ‘justice’, equality or anything constructive or positive. It has always been a crafted weapon designed to fragment and ultimately deconstruct and destroy western society. They have taken the common decency and tolerance of western civilisation and weaponised it against us. ‘Live and let live’ used to be the rule most lived by, now if you are not genuflecting at the altar of whatever oppressed victim group is flavour of the day then you are a ‘bigot’, ‘hater’ or (gasp!) a ‘nazi’.
    Do you honestly think the authors of this monstrosity give a flying fuck about homosexuals, wimmin, trans-people(!), da ethincs? The stupid numpties known as SJWs (social justice warriors) are the ‘useful idiots’ that Lenin referred to, and will be the first taken out the back and shot when the totalitarian nightmare they are unknowingly ushering in comes to pass.
    The reality is that a homosexual society is a dying society, it cannot regenerate it can only degenerate, ‘celebrating’ it is in effect, celebrating death. It is also being used as the thin end of the wedge to break down the last taboos. Remember, the ‘+’ at the end of LGBTQ is a placeholder. That is where the ‘P’ will go.

  25. I don’t give a flying fuck about gays, if a bloke wants to ram his cock up the arse of another consenting male that’s thier business, just don’t try to make out it’s normal behaviour.

  26. I also don’t care what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home, gay or normal, I’m just not interested in hearing about it.
    But that is the problem. With all these issues that are tearing the West apart, and it is only the West, nowhere else on earth gives a fuck, but here, you are being forced to have an opinion, and woe betide if it doesn’t conform to the new way of thinking. A gay bloke I know was going on about blowjobs the other day, and I asked him to keep it to himself. He said it was nothing to be ashamed of, and I agreed, but added that I didn’t want to hear about it, as it turned my stomach. He said that ‘wasn’t cool’ but I said seafood has the same effect, is that ‘not cool’ either.
    Stop forcing your fucking opinions on people who don’t care either way, as you will make them have to form an opinion, and it might not be the one you want.

    • One’s sexual proclivities are, and should remain, imo, a private matter. I don’t object to anyone informing me that they are gay or bisexual, but details beyond that are uncalled for unless I choose to enquire further.

      • Indeed RTC. I’ve never been interested in anyone’s personal lives, but most heterosexuals don’t instantly take offence when I tell them so.
        I don’t feel the need to go on about it, not because I’m ashamed, but it’s called a private life for a reason.
        Have some dignity for fucks sake! 🤣

    • I’ve had a gay acquaintance say in casual conversation “I’m looking for some hot man flesh”. I think it was his way of dropping the hanky. Ugh

  27. I have no problem gays.
    I was a greedy cunt as a youngster-often had 2or 3 girls on the go st any one time. Sometimes more.
    This lack of available wimminz probably lead to an increase in gay men in the 80’s/90’s.

    To all the homophobes out there, I apologise for this unforeseen effect🤔

    • “It leaves more rampant tottie about for us real men…” Blackadder II

      (and one day Ben Elton will be forced to apologize for writing that line, by the very people his champagne socialism enabled. The smug little cunt).

  28. Chase me Duncan. I dont mind gays great to work with and dam good to get drunk with. It’s the bull dyke man hating lesbians I hate more. Look like a man, hate men type.
    Cunts

  29. The new pickup line at gay pubs, “Pardon me, may I push in your stool?”

    • A puff and a lezzie are moving house. Which one gets away first?

      The puff because he had his shit packed the night before…

  30. What percentage of the British Adult population is actually homosexual?
    Has there ever been an evidenced based, in depth study?

    I only ask, as if the British media were to be believed, it must be 25% plus🤔

    • Traditionally 8% is the consensus figure cited. According to a 2008 poll, while only 6% of Britons define their sexual orientation as homosexual or bisexual, 13% of Britons divulged having had some form of sexual contact with someone of the same sex.

      • Thank you RTC.
        I imagine the vast majority are white males.

        Queen Victoria refused to acknowledge sapphics. Mind you, she was a complete cock-aholic 👍

        Why is domestic violence so common in lesbian relationships? Is it a resentment, leading to aggression based on the knowledge that motherhood might elude them?

        Are some men put off wimminz because if an overbearing, dominant matriarch?

        Perhaps some of the gay IsAC members could educate us🤔

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