Levar Burton – Klingon Kunt

This is the arsewit who used be on children’s sci-fi programme Star Trek: Next Generation wearing a hair band over his eyes. He then went on to host a children’s TV reading programme. Now he’s pro cancelling books.

On a recent interview with the yeast-ridden hags on The View he said, “In terms of cancel culture, I think it’s misnamed. I think we have a consequence culture.”

He is certainly in the running to win this month’s Irony Award. His slogan was “Reading is Fundamental.” Well, except if it’s Dr.Seuss. whom he was in favour of cancelling.

Despite his book programme, Burton is famous for many other hits including, Star Trek: Next Generation, the film Star Trek: Generations, as well as Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, and Star Trek: Nemesis.

Perhaps he suffered from oxygen deprivation when he was Trekking. Nonetheless, I shan’t be lectured to by somebody who pretended to fly around in a spaceship doing wobbly-camera, we’re-under-attack-type acting for viewers who were under-16, nerds, or virgins.

Captain’s Log stardate 17052021: Set your phasers to “Cunt.”

https://www.salon.com/2021/04/27/levar-burton-schools-meghan-mccain-on-the-view-its-consequence-culture-not-cancel-culture/

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

70 thoughts on “Levar Burton – Klingon Kunt

  1. Warp speed! don’t rainbow read me nigarrrrrah!

    (as told to Eric Andre)

  2. The sci-fi version of stevie Wonder.
    Bet no kid ever asked for the action figure of this cunt.
    Cancel culture and book banning?
    Alright Lever or whatever the fuck your called, im game!
    All books in brail-banned
    To kill a mockingbird-banned
    Heat of the night-banned
    How to train Labradors-banned.
    Fuck you🖕
    What authority have you got?
    No way capt Kirk would have anyone disabled on the USS Enterprise!
    Specially some blind cunt shooting his phaser everywhere!
    Fuckin liability.
    Levers uppity because he cant see, wait till someone tells him hes black!

  3. They had shoeshine boys on the Starship Enterprise?

    Well, you learn something new every day.

  4. “Beam me up Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here. They’ve cancelled all the books.”

  5. Does he know he is blek? Always thought star trek was unbelievable, I ask you, spooks working in space in the future? It’s like Mohamed eating a bacon sandwich , where are spooks in space going to get kfc?

  6. Burton goes much further back than kids sci fi films. He was the young Kunte Kinte in “Roots”. That is so old that Millennials and assorted snowflakes probably think he was a real slave back in the day. That gives him some real authority among the young and dumb.
    Imagine that…….a real geezer torn from his idyllic African home and brought in chains to raaaaaaay-sist Amerika!!
    I am Mandinka!!

    • Do you think the chains he wore were the driving force for Bliks adorning themselves in precious bling and other metalware? If so, thats another thing that the Honkies kickstarted for them. No need to thank us Kunte and Co. Youre welcome.

  7. Pretty much the entire cast of Next Generation seem to have developed into utter cunts.
    Patrick Stewart= cunt
    Will Wheaton= cunt
    Marina Sirtis= cunt named after a shit car
    Johnathan Frakes= really shit film director and fat git
    Brent Spiner= debased himself in that truly shit Independence Day sequel…

    And so on…

    • The best thing any of them ever did was Marina Sirtis getting her tits out in Death Wish 3. Top film that Bronson shooting the population of a small town for 30 minutes at the end.

    • Best space film was Barbarella. I recall catching it for the first time as a 14 year old in my bed late on a Saturday evening.

      Mind you, I didn’t make it past the opening credits and never saw the film itself.

    • Put them all on one of Richard Dogface Branson’s galactic jets, including him too, and set a course for the centre of the Sun.

      Make it so.
      Engage!

      • Didn’t she reveal her (marvellous) breadts in an historical film whilst being whipped by Faye Dunawee?

    • Patrick Stewart is a thick as fuck cunt as he was happy to appear in a fake news propaganda video in which he claimed the human rights act was responsible for giving us the right to a fair trial and banning torture. Daft up himself cunt.

  8. “What you doin’ wearing white man’s technology boy?”

    (Police chief Gillespie, Sparta Mississippi)

  9. I wouldn’t let Tarry-Toots go into space. The Little Green Men have held off from attacking us so far but by the time Astronaut Rastus Um’Bonobo -Treeswinger has raped the Little Green Women,forced the Soup Dragon to cook fried chiggun, stolen their starships and blamed them for “muh struggle”, I wouldn’t blame the Martians if they wiped us out.

    • One lazy shuffle
      One giant leap for mankind.

      Can you hear me uncle Tom?

      • The last war of the worlds was done by the BBC. You can imagine how that went. Think I lasted 10 mins in.

      • Heard all about that.

        I was foolishly looking forward to it, but after reading the reviews, it just seemed to be about woke issues rather than the fucking war with the aliens itself. Got battered in reviews everywhere so avoided it.

      • An absolute bastardisation of a classic. The only thing it had in common with the book was the title.

      • “No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.”……..

        ” Gibbus dat Chiggun “

      • Referring to the infamous radio broadcast that sent masses of daft Septics into a panic DCI…

  10. If you don’t like something don’t watch it. Fucking snowflake cunts

    • Another piece of black filth. Round em all up and fire up the oven uncle Terry.

      • I did this about 20 years ago. Two birds stuck in the traffic on Chelsea Bridge, one of them drops an empty fag packet out of the window. I picked it up…..”excuse me” I says, “I think you may have dropped this”, all sarky like. I got told to shove it up my arse.
        I would never do that today, you just don’t know what kind of headcase you are dealing with on the street, as evidenced by this charming story.
        What a cuntry.

    • Fucks sake. She needs someone to kneel on her kneck until she stops twitching. Balls to Dolly the sheep, Derek Chauvin needs to be cloned and cloned and cloned and….

  11. I wonder if Levar Burton would be so keen on cancelling repeats of Star Trek TNG and him losing around a million Dollars a year in repeat fees?
    How about humans cancel wokeflakes, commies and chippy racist fuckers?

  12. Another Z-Lister trying desperately to remain relevant. You could probably hire him to come to your kid’s Star Trek themed birthday party for a bargain. The color of his skin and a few trekphiles are all that gave him a job in show biz.
    So no cure for blindness in the future? Have to wear a girl’s headband to see?
    Fuck off.

    • Along with Marina Sirtis, he was the least convincing actor in Next Generation. Totally dispensable.

  13. For year’s there’s been a Star Trek TNG meme called “Shut up Wesley!”………. I anticipate a rebranding of that meme in the near future.

  14. I attended a Star Trek convention in the belief that it was a Star Wars convention, wearing a Chewbacca costume, Wookiee mistake….

  15. Crap at acting. Unconvincing in character….So how the fuck did he land the role ?

  16. Is there a single fucking black bastard celebrity that has NOT jumped on the fucking band-wagon?

  17. Anyone seen the ‘Noms’ page!!! Another satisfied customer🤣🤣🤣

    • “SirCuntsALot

      May 28, 2021

      Is it me or you?
      Clearly, isac had become a cozy little club where only preferred cunts are allowed to post stuff. Whilst I admire some of the posts, well they give me a laugh anyway, even the blatantly racist bullshit raises a wry eyebrow, I’ve decided that you are all indeed total cunts. Fuck all of you in the arse. Cunt off.”

  18. What’s this fella doing in this nomination? He should be looking at the electric car nomination, using his skills as chief engineer of a starship and find a more efficient and less polluting way of powering vehicles.

    p.s I’ve always like Star Trek TNG. It has better story than that Dog awful Alex Kurtzman bullocks.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5h2NZZeaI

  19. I hate anything with that baldy liberal turd, Patrick Stewart in it.
    Star Trek was Jim, Spock, Bones, Scotty, Uhuru and the rest.
    TNG my arse.

    • To be fair, Patrick Stewart was excellent when pissed up and fat-cunting James Corden at that awards show.

  20. Sirs:

    I always thought that thing over his eyes was an air filter

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