Dead Pool [214]

Congratulations to Lord biryani who correctly predicted that veteran actor Norman Lloyd would be next to conk out at the ripe old age of 106.Lloyd enjoyed a career lasting over 90 years and was known for collaborating with Alfred Hitchcock.He is also remembered for his roles in St Elsewhere The Age of Innocence and the Dead Poets Society amongst many others.

On to Dead Pool 214

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

58 thoughts on “Dead Pool [214]

  1. Jimmy Carter
    Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Greaves
    David Gold
    Gina Lollobrigida

  2. Irene Papas
    Robert Fyfe
    Roger Corman
    William Russell
    Mário Zagallo

  3. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  4. Gerry Adams
    Barry Manilowe
    Michael Douglas
    Gerard Depardieu
    Shirley Maclaine

  5. Billy Bragg
    Jeff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Fucking Toossvikg
    Anthony Lynton Blair

  6. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  7. Eileen Ash
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Thelma Barlow
    David Hockney
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work, Lord B.

  8. Bert Newton (should’ve kept the leg)
    Kamal
    Maria Venuti
    Mohammed Mahathir
    Donald Rumsfeld

  9. Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt
    Jet Black

  10. Alan Oppenheimer (voice of skeletor)
    Norman Tebbit
    Buzz Aldrin
    Kris Kristofferson
    Desmond Tutu

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck Biriyani.

  12. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkle.
    Timothy West.

  13. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Lord B.

    • Clint Eastwood
      Alexi Navalny
      Marky Ramone
      Beast of Bolsover
      Sheridan smith

      • Alexi Navalni! Hah very astute Miserable and by several decades the youngest nommed today!

  14. Petula Clarke
    Frederick Forsyth
    David Essex
    Joe Bugner
    Gloria Hunniford

  15. David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    David Irving
    Alex Jones ( conspiracy twat, not one show host)
    David Icke

  16. Betty White
    Gene Hackman
    Bob Barker
    Dick van Dyke
    Priscilla Presley

    Good Darts Lord B

  17. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  18. Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma
    Khaled Mashal
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Wayne Osmond

  19. Arthur Scargill
    Mark Weber
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

    • Such gentlemanly behaviour, Ruff.
      However, I’d say rule 5 invalidates the offer to relinquish your claim on Irving.
      “Nominations can ONLY be changed if some cnut has beaten you to it”.
      The timestamps show you claimed Irving first so I think GJ should be the one to nominate a replacement.
      Rules is rules.

  20. Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    June Brown
    Septic Tank Blatter
    Slick Woods

  21. Jack Nicholson
    Leslie dingdong Phillips
    Jack Nicholson
    Frank Williams dads army
    Richard O Sullivan

    Well played, LB.

    • Upon checking to see if somebody had said woman I have noticed I have Jack Nicholson twice! Swap one jack Nicholson for Sasha Johnson 😀

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