emergency cunting for Phil the royal who has died.
BBC already pushing that he was immigrant who had to escape his country. yada yada.
Nominated by: the cunt of montybisto
(This is a pretty pisspoor nomination in terms of narrative and structure, but we’ll go with it because its a major headline. So go wild – DA)
He was an example to all immigrants. Of humble Greek/Danish/German/fuck knows stock he showed that through sheer hard work you make it to the very top.
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This nom seems an appropriate time to ask admin if we can have a ‘was a cunt’ section for decreased/historical cunts.
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This nom should be for the BBC then!
The BBC is full of slitty eyed, tanned, gay, lez, trans, soy latte drinking, child loving, diversity loving, extinction rebellion, Burn loot murder marxist terrorist supporting, Antifa, English white indigenous people hating far left scum!
You can have that one on me, Phil, you beloved casual racist. Your are wise words will be sadly missed. RIP.
(There will be a lot of heated debate either supporting or criticising the Duke, and/or the media. So this nomination, such as it is, is here for cunters to vent either for one side or the other. We would rather let cunters let off steam here than take other nominations off-topic. Thanks – DA)
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I agree entirely, DA.
I don’t think they’ll be many here criticising Phil though. The Count’s wording, albeit strangely concise, suggests the BBC are stirring up shit as usual, so as far as I’m concerned this nom is about them.
Prince Phillip is uncuntable!
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One of my non-MSM news websites is Al Jazeera, as they offer some fairly balanced reporting. But even they are not averse to digging out old shit about the “racist” Duke, even though the cunt hasn’t even gone cold yet!
https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2017/8/13/the-priceless-racism-of-the-duke-of-edinburgh
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The guy who wrote that article is an Iranian cunt. The article is full of vile bilious woke shit and should be used as kindling for Prof. Hamid Dabashi to be burned on.
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if i am Iranian you are welsh daft cunt
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Never minded him, he gave the royal family a bit of colour.
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Boom boom
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Id like to nominate the Prince as the greatest hero of ISAC. A fearless shutting down of wankers, a refusal to accept bollox, lies and dogma. I would elevate the Royal cunt to a saint of ISAC even though he is a man God on Tanna. Id like to have him as my God. Il happily spread the good news. Bet he pops up again on Tanna in three days.
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I would second that, far to steamy for Goggle box, I liked him.
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I just hope this nom doesn’t give anybody slitty eyes.
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Fuckwit Harry was responsible for driving him to an early grave.
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Early? Fuck me, Bertie what would be your definition of late?
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Paul – I reckon Phil had another 20 years in him if it hadn’t been for such an uncaring grandson!
😊
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Grandson, Bertie?
Halfwit’s grandfathers were John Hewitt and Earl Spencer.
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Sorry, I just can’t endorse this cunting. If we had another Phil in the William/Hewitt Jr generation, we wouldn’t have had the Markelsnake shitfest that we are all so fucked off with hearing about.
Phil apparently said to Hewitt (about his impending marriage to the snake) that actresses were for stepping out with, not marrying. The old boy had his head firmly screwed on. You are seeing the start of the demise of the Royal Family as we know it. Once Brenda is gone, we will have the silly cunt jug ears and successor, the bald environmentalist/mentalist. Fucking whoopee.
Besides, Philly’s gaffes were legendary. I have a book of them – The Duke of Hazard. A corking read on the sofa with a fine cognac. Well, I will be raising a glass to the old boy’s memory.
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Quite agree – Prince Phillip was the antithesis of woke. Will Markle sink as low as to try to grab the headlines from this? Time will tell…
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Sure as eggs is fuckin eggs the ginger cunt and sparkletits and their whole PR machine will be planning a response AS WE SPEAK! Fuckin sickening
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The cash registers are already ringing. Opportunity knocks.
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Markle will bide her time. But will then do interviews to suggest she was racially abused by the Duke etc.
She’s a cunt of gargantuan proportions should this ever come to pass!
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She won’t have a bad word to say about Phil. Her game is to divide and rule. Note how she had nothing but praise for the Queen in that Oprah interview, while at the same time the two of them slagged off Prince Jug Ears at every opportunity.
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Hear hear, Paul!
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I will be raising a glass or five to the memory of a man who’s comments regarding the members of other ethnic groups behaviour and practices must have caused the members of his entourage to suffer agonies of cringing whilst their arseholes resembled trumpeters lips. Who will tell the cargo cult islanders that their God is deceased?
I may not be the greatest fan of the royal family but the Duke of Edinburgh was something else RIP.
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Bravo Paul.
Bravo indeed.
As soon as I got in from my hike I raised a glass to the Prince.
A man’s man.
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Christ all fucking mighty the BBC never miss a chance to tell us about immigrants and how wonderful they are. He was one example from a different era and from the Greek Royal family not a free loading Muzzie from some sandpit of a country that has given fuck all to civilisation. Greece is the home of democracy and their contribution to civilisation is immense. BBC can you all just get on the same plane and fuck off to Asia some place? With any luck the tableban rag heads will shoot you down. Cunts.
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Well, now the Duke has died one of the only good royal remaining is Queen Liz.
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Anne’s not a bad egg.
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Her too. Forgo about her.
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Phil The Greek was definitely not a cunt.
As Paul rightly noted this is the beginning of the end for the Royal Family as we have known it.
The stoicism and level headedness will give way to wokery and loony environmentalist rhetoric very shortly.
People like Phil just aren’t produced anymore.
The pearls of reality and wisdom will disappear with his generation, – and are irreplaceable, particularly in the public domain.
I for one will miss the gaffes, and his ‘couldn’t give a fuck attitude’.
I just hope Old Maj can hang on for a few years.
Someone needs to keep that Markle skank in check.
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Immigrant my arse!
He was a direct descendant of Queen Victoria, for fucks sake.
As British as any other member of the royal family, post 1066!!!
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He definitely was, C-G. What I’m worried about is who’s going to arrange the car accident for the conniving MarkleSnake now that Dukey has alighted this mortal coil?
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Good grief so the old cunt has finally stopped arguing with the boat man and crossed over. Wish he had gone out in a whiff of racist glory but there you are. He has given us all two fingers and is doubtless enjoying it all from the top of Mt Olympus or wherever it is that Greek Gods in dirty flasher macs go.
The old cunt has left us to skid about in streets running with memorial masterbation. Fuck him and those brain drool cunts already queing to get the best spots to view God knows what. Eachother I suppose because nothing has been announced yet.
Intend to black out this foolish world once again with a barrel or two of me single malt. Whoosh started to mix in me head with the laughing gas already. Happy funeral.
And while I am at it don’t forget me Nicholas Witchell cunting dearest Admin – oh so topical re the Dook.
Just seen the death notice posted on the Palace gates by two fillies in black covid masks. Fuck me. .
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here here!
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So who is going to be the first sleb to go on twatter and use the R word about Phil? (swiftly followed by the world’s most insincere apology ) Who is that desperate for attention at the moment?
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Linneker …..he’s cunt enough to do it .
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Brace yourselves for the imminent arrival of MeGain and the halfwit. She will be dressed in black, oozing faux sympathy with that extra overdone solemn face pulled straight out of a B move actresses repertoire.
Not only will she be unwelcome, she will be unwanted and will revel in every second of being the poor mistreated outcast because she is ‘black’, apparently!
Fuck off!
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already read that meagain and halfwit cannot attend funeral due to covid restrictions and ‘doctors advice’.
they got that in swifto.
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Just wait and see Monty, just wait and see 😉
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I had a high regard for Prince Philip – ex Navy, called a spade a spade, never pretended to be anything he wasn’t.
If only the Markle cunt had come along ten years ago he would havw told the old lapper where to go, and Harry would have pissed in his pants if he had got a Duke of Edinburgh bollicking.
I liked him – what I don’t like i the whole of the BBC radio and TV network cancelling their programmes for the rest of the day to continue their fawning – the Duke would have hated that.
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agreed.
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A proper prince. A straight talker, and stout prop for Her Majesty for well over 70 years. God bless him and her both.
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Oh,and the BBC should fuck off, cunts.
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Big Phil did his bit against the Krauts in the war. The Beeb are scum.
And just watch the Markle Serpent slither out and cash in. Sure as shit is shat.
I just hope the royals now declare all out war on Sparkletwat and Halfwit of Hewitt.
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Exactly, he served in the Royal Navy from 1940, so what he has made a few gaffs, he was born at a time before the world of fucking woke took over the asylum.
All these cunts who bang on about racism, for fuck sake he was born in 1920, the art of being offended hadn’t been invented back then.
No state funeral, I guess only family and a couple of politicians, I wonder if the Markle bitch will dare show her face.
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I heard the old cunt berated the British tabloid press for publishing his “Aborigine’s chucking spears at each other” comment on a tour of Oz claiming he did say it yes, ‘but they shouldn’t of heard him!!!’ CUNT
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The BBC and their ‘migrant’ crap.
I think after living in Great Britain for 80 odd years and living the life of service he did, he more than qualifies as British. Phil was British, so bollocks!
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Who’s saying he wasn’t British? Millions of similarly 1st generation immigrants have become British over the years.
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The usual unwashed lefty tossers, RTC. Sing the praises of a cunt like Chiggen Floyd George and get all offended about ‘racism. Yet they want Boris to die from Covid and revel in Philip’s demise.
Just like all the cunts who say ‘The Royalty are Germans!’
Only thing is, the cunts that say this are Anglo Saxon, Viking, Norman, Irish and so on.
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Little bit wankyfest in here. None of us knew him beyond the image which, afterall, is what royalty is all about.
Niether here nor there. Maybe he was alright, fuck knows. But I’ll not produce tears for anyone from an institution that’s more tight lipped than a nuns fanny.
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For a lot of people I suppose it’s another part of Britain dying. The Britain so many grew up with and the old place we knew and loved. Him and Liz sort of represent what the UK used to be. When it had respect and could look the rest of the world in the eye. I suppose Harry Hewitt and his snake represent what Britain is now. Which, of course, is a nation of woke BLM/Floyd worshiping shit and cunts on the BBC who sneer at the Union Jack.
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But how accurate is that image of britain though, and is it worth grieving for? It’s sad people base their identity around an institution really, one which is largely pomp and pageantry. I mean at least with the church the peasant worshippers get something in return.
How are they any different to a 15th century Kardashian family though really? I mean they’re the OG celebrities, people we’re told to worship because we’re told to. Why? What for?
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I don’t think people necessarily identified with the Royal Family in past Britain.
It’s more that people, through association, are reminded of the good times from the past.
Life was slower, roads were not overcrowded. You could pick up a loaf of ‘ovis from the corner shop and wolf whistle a pretty girl. But most of all, Islam had very little influence on this beautiful sceptred isle.
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Quite so Chunky. How do we know he wasn’t a cunt? Prince Jug Ears certainly thought he was, after forcing him to go to that beastly public school Gordonstoun, and leaning on him heavily to marry Princess Died. And he made it public that he’d been vaccinated.
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Everything is a lie apparently. Except ghosts, they’re definitely real.
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There’s a ghost in my fucking house. Fact.
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Is it Mark E Smith?
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No, it is the original – R Dean Taylor.
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Except that R Dean Taylor is still alive…
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Admin, given previous comments and as a long time contibutor to the fun on this site (I know get fucked for greasing) I have to say that the death of the Dook is a moment in history almost like no other in recent times. As an ancient old cunt I have measured my life against the time served by Her Majesty and the Dook. They have always been there and likely soon they won’t. Feels a bit wierd in a way.
May I suggest a memorial page therein loyal cunters may leave simple heartfelt messages of condolence and fealty – plus a few gags. I remain your faithful and respectful sarvint (me 18th C spelling)
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Bath any chance Sir Limpy?
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I think the Duke of Edinburgh Award was s good thing he started.
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Fucking loved him not a woke bone in is body. Fuck those that call him racist. Fuck em high and dry. RIP sir.
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Best driver in the family wasn’t he and didn’t want any Cunt to chauffeur him around his estate when he could drive himself right up to the last. Big ups to him and I hope he gets a good send off.
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I liked the old bugger. Always spoke his mind without compromise.
Wouldn’t surprise me if he was a regular contributor to this site. Let’s see if any regular stops appearing…
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I’m betting it’s Dick Fiddler.
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It’s fucking not.
Although I take no pleasure from him dying,I care about his death as much as he’d have cared about mine.
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A message from the grave! Miracles don’t just save Lazarus
Welcome back from the dead Dick! ⚰️
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#MeToo Dick.
PS: Good to know you’re still with us. 🙂
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My money’s on Sir Limply Stoke!
😊
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If it’s Sir Limpers he must have risen from the dead: been posting all day, last posted just over an hour ago. 😃
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Your right! However, he did fit the profile!
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Evening Ruff one.
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Evening Bertie. I also thought it might be Thomas the Cunt Engine, but he coincidentally posted around 2pm, after not posting for yonks.
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He may have been a bubble but he went to school in this country and fought for this country. I read earlier that he was mentioned in dispatches at the Battle of the Matapan. Now, when I was a kid there was a pub round the corner called “The Matapan”. It had all these photos of the battle inside and on one wall there was a big Union Jack 🇬🇧. The same flag that is now burnt by w*gs in school playgrounds in Londonstabistan.
There are immos and there are immos.
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I remember the “Battle of the Matapan.”
Last Christmas it was. I queued up for 3 hours at the sale to buy
a few pairs of socks and a lousy pair of jeans.
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What a poor Nomination.
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I don’t think the Cunt of Montybisto appreciated the gravy – t
of the cunting.
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Where is the crackers?
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Other poor nominations are available. George Harrison for instance.
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brevity deliberate, the volume of posts apparently more interesting than the nom.
see my previous noms for wordier efforts.
Thank you.
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Top bloke, served his Nation and the Crown.
He once said in 1988, ‘In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.’
The usual internet ‘soshul meedya’ sites are already spewing their bile and joy at his passing.
‘Oderint dum metuant’, you piss-the-bed cunts.
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