Fred Sirieix

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I would like to nominate Fred Sirieix.

He has presented countless cooking programmes, the face of M&S Gastropub meal deals and is currently presenting Snackmasters on Channel 4 where chefs make reproduction Wagon Wheels which are then taste tested by people from Burton’s Biscuits. I am not joking.

This faux-French cunt looks like a dodgy general builder or plasterer and has, as far as I can see, no chefing abilities himself. His accent keeps dipping in and out of a Birmingham accent or something. An ugly, talentless, shite-hawk of the first order.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

41 thoughts on “Fred Sirieix”

    • Brilliant! Six or seven noms a day and we start ST. GEORGE’S DAY with a fucking frog. Keep it up! 👍

      (We’re not allowed to speak, write or even think about SGD – hate crime dontchaknow! (or will be sooner or later) – DA)

  2. Never heard of him but sounds like another of those tedious purveyors of novelty cunt food that infest the tv schedules, like that other knob Heston Blommincunt. Wagon Wheel a’la tarte gratin sir? No – fuck off and give me a Tunnocks Tea Cake.

    • This is that mincing ponse who hangs out of Gordon Ramsey’s arsehole and that Italian surrender money Gino di Campashell on that telly box programme where that all go brokeback with each other around Europe.

  3. Looks like he should be on the Sex Offenders Register. For life.

    Never heard of him, but his name is cuntinental and he looks like a wrong’un.

    Let the cuntings be bountiful.

  4. Looks like rylan Clark’s sugar daddy, I bet his hoop is wider than the channel tunnel, cunt

  6. Celebrity chefs? Male cooks?

    Cooking is for women. This man is a gay.

    Fuck off.

    • Chefs or Cooks?
      Those that ruin food worldwide in the RN are called amongst other cooks.
      Or fitters and turners.
      Fit it into a pot.
      Turn it into fucking shite

  7. Never seen the appeal of cooking shows?
    Its always how to make some disgusting foreign shite.
    Don’t know who this bloke is but if hes french it stands to reason he’s a cunt.
    The French eat out of ponds mainly, tadpoles an that,
    Theyre depraved like chinkys.
    I once caught a Frenchie stealing fish out of my tropical fish tank!
    If I hadnt walked in when I did hed of cleared it out.

    • There are more frog-eaters in London than in any other city in the world. One day you’re a peasant pulling potatoes from the ground, the next you’re cooking duck á l’orange in a London cafe simply because you sound like you were in ‘Allo ‘Allo.

      It is I. Fred Sirieix, le cunt.

    • Greek are the same the cunts. Went there when young with my parents, cunts had traps in the front garden catching any bird from sparrows to blackbirds then Bbq them. Cunts.

  8. He is a snooty maitre d’hotel from France.
    An arse licking, funky, rifle dropper.
    He is also the side kick of Gordon Ramsey in some ‘travel’ adventures.
    He has therefore achieved a level of cuntitude that other cunts can only dream about.

  9. Waste of time cooking shows.
    Im lucky enough to own a tin opener and saucepan and within minutes can prepare a lovely meal!
    If people invested in culinary equipment like me theyd find it much easier.
    You dont need homosexuals and foreigners advice to eat well, most places in the UK have a chip shop.
    Avoid the chinky ones.

      • It’s even more unpatriotic when written in Chinese, but the little yellow fuckers know how to make a chip.
        Harry Ramsden can shove his greasy, soggy chips up his dung funnel.

        中國籌碼是最好的。

      • They cook em in bat oil Arty,
        Makes them crispy.
        Ive got to go have a lie down.
        I feel faint after your rampant endorsement of the yellow locusts.
        My grandfather served in the McCain Highlanders, for King Edward, if hed of read your flagrant propaganda for the Judy Denches hed of demanded you were shot at dawn.
        Never heard such seditious mischief….

      • With respect to your dad I think that the only possible way to decide the Chinky v’s English chip debate is with a punch up.
        Where and when?

      • Outside the chippy (english one) at 11.45am I’ll be dressed as John Bull you can come as Bruce Lee.
        歐事實上一篇是
        （Your getting battered)
        🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  11. I’ve only seen him in Gordon, Gino & Fred’s road trip thingy and he was fairly inoffensive in that. As it happens, I’ve just nominated those two aforementioned self obsessed cunts above.
    Right about the accent though.

    (And your nom has been processed and scheduled. Thank you – DA)

  12. I worked in a few posh kitchens during my youth(filthy places), chefs are pretentious cunts that have the same airs and believe themselves to be on par with the rich prats they serve. I much rather a filling pub lunch made by a grumbly old drunk cook.

    • Marco Pierre-White – you could say steely and determined but you could also say scary as fuck!

      • Interviewer to MPW “Is it true you made Gordon Ramsey cry?”
        MPW : “No it is not true, he chose to cry”

        Back on topic Fred Sireix is one of those cunts the telly has chosen to promote, a bit like that cunt Rylance Clark and Nadiya Hussain, both of whom have no discernible talent (Bake Off was fixed so she could win) , but fit a demographic. I suspect that Fred is being promoted as the acceptable face of the EU.

      • @Wanksock Chose to cry! Great quote 🙂

        This Fred chap seems to be a good maitre d; that’s just being polite, welcoming and a good organiser; I don’t consider that hard to do unless you are a moron. That beard says hello before he does.

      • Marco isn’t scary-he is just David Luiz (app)-wavy haired pin.ce footballer, in a pinny.

  14. If I saw that cunt working as a chef in a restaurant I’d leave sharpish. He doesn’t look like he knows what soap is the manky cunt.

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