Dead Pool [210]

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Congratulations to Cuntamus Prime who correctly predicted the demise of veteran Liberal Democrat Shirley Williams who has died aged 90.Williams was a Labour MP and Cabinet Minister under both Harold Wilson and James Callaghan before leaving the party to form the “Gang of Four” who created the initially popular but ultimately ill-fated breakaway SDP party.Williams in later life after losing her second commons seat joined the Liberal Democrats following the breakdown of the SDP.She went on to become their leader in the House of Lords. Williams was also the daughter of Vera Brittain.

On to Deadpool 210

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [210]”

  1. Leslie Phillips
    Dick Van Dyke
    Bob Dole
    Jack Nicholson
    David Attenborough

  3. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Thelma Barlow
    Benjamin Ferencz

    Nice work, CP.

    • I completed the novella in the Greer nom for you. Might see if i can get it serialised in the Guardian

    • Clint Eastwood
      Beast of Bolsover
      Eric Clapton
      Alexi Navalny
      Harvey price

  11. Olivia Newton John
    Kenneth Cope
    Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt
    Jet Black

    Good shot, Sir Prime!

  13. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, CP.

  16. Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Brian De Palma
    Wayne Osmond
    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney

  17. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

  19. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Good shot CP…

  21. Arthur Scargill
    Cardinal Theodore McCarrick
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

  22. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, CP

      • I have got David ‘purple faced’ Attenborough, CG.

        I did a nomination about him a while back and realised how ill he looks so picked him.

  24. Ernie Reyes Jr (TMNT2)
    Desmond Tutu
    Ram John Holder
    Alan Oppenheimer (voice of skeletor)
    Buzz Aldrin

  27. Larry Niven (SF writer)
    Leslie Phillips
    Bill Pertwee
    Dave Lee Travis
    Prunella Scales.

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