I’m not sure who I am cunting here as there seem to be several cunts involved in the recent adverts for Walkers Max KFC-flavoured crisps. Are Walkers Crisps cunts? Is Gary Lineker a cunt? Definitely, yes. Are advertising agencies and casting agencies cunts? How about people who take offence at anything – are they cunts? Ohhhh yessss! So let’s have a finger-lickin’ cunting for all of the aforementioned.
Anyways, it seems that some people are pissed off because the Walkers KFC-flavoured crisps adverts feature BAME people eating fried chicken. We can have BAME actors taking roles in Bridgerton and we can have BAME actors in Shakespeare plays, despite the presence of BAMEs in these situations being historically inaccurate. Our adverts are so full of BAME people and mixed-race relationships that foreigners must think they have landed in the colonies of the British Empire rather than the Mother Country itself. But black people eating fried chicken? Oh no, we can’t have that because that is racist.
Anyway, this is a great opportunity for ISAC contributors to use that wonderful word ‘chiggun’ and discuss the dietary habits of the Flabbopotamus.
Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt
My time has come
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Hard Brexit Cunt, they are all Cunts massive ones. Each thing you mention is a blight on common sense and harmony. The world is becoming more fucking crazy every day. Full of Cunts.
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Cunts..all of them, nothing more, nothing else..oven the lot
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Gary was the only white cunt in the advert. The token white person!
I’m well and truly sick with the brownification of this country by the media. It’s a white country, that doesn’t mean non whites are not welcome, it just means that being white here is the norm and it’s ok.
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Ol’ jug ears starting to look a bit emaciated now. Probably identifies as a starving Ethiopian.
Chiggun!!
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I think that Afghan that stopped in his mansion briefly has given the jug eared cunt AIDS from the looks of him.
Fucking splendid.
Walkers crisps are shite,cannot be opened outside as they blow away like sawdust.
A pack of rats.
Fuck Off.
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Now this is an interesting cunting as I have held many debate over the years with member of the family and my learned friends.
There are certain stereotypes that somehow follow patterns in life – many wokes would it racism but the reality is darkey’s do like their fried chicken.
At any single time if I walk past KFCunt, Cottage Chicken Cunt or similar dirty fried Chicken shop there is ALWAYS your obligatory group of Stormzy rude boys in the queue “mama, me want some corn bread with that Chick’un boy”.
Therefore the question is – who started this? Isn’t the whole point of marketing to attract ‘audience’? I will give you a classic example. I’ve just ordered a burger kit from a known branded restaurant. On there they are clearly advertising Paddy’s day burgers, which included Guinness and other associated foods connected with Ireland.
Here’s the kicker – has anyone complained, I think not, so shut the fuck up. We can’t have a situation where these cunts are complaining about not enough air time and when they get it complain they are being stereotyped.
BTW – my wife bought me a packet and they taste nothing like the Colonels cunt – but they are quite tasty…
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Walkers crisps are vile and these ones sound especially ghastly.
I fucking hate commercials and the whole industry around them makes me want to vomit.
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Me too, the Peloton one is particularly annoying. As are all the afternoon life insurance ones ”we pay out on 100% of claims” they bleat, well you would have to the fuckers dead, that’s what it’s for. Cunts.
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LOL those insurance ones make me laugh…
Fake telephone woman….”so, you’re 32, a non smoker and drinker and you keep fit everyday…you qualify for immediate £100000000000000k insurance”
Reality is the guy is 62, chugs through forty cancer sticks a day and is permanently pissed…just phoned up so he can talk to someone instead of the dead and stuffed family he has sitting round the kitchen table.
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Agreed SMcS. There are far better crisps around than Walkers. A triumph of advertising over quality. And yet hardly anyone will admit to being swayed be said advertising.
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Kettle chips or even those greasy ones from Bradford are tastier…..Seaboards?
That’s the crisps from Bradford, not the natives.
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You would think that the politically aware Linekunt might have noticed that he was the only whitey in the advert. Probably too busy stuffing his capacious pockets full of cash. I would starve to death before I allowed one of those stinking Walkers crisps to pass between my lips.
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Yes the irony of that. How ‘sensitive’ to race he is supposedly. And there he is the only white person in the Ad playing the Colonel who as others have said would at the very least have a dubious questionable past being white and from the Deep South.
And there Lineker is after all his fucking virtue signalling…the only white person in the Ad all the bla”ks or BAME licking their chops, fingers like they do there he is totally ‘tone deaf’ ( as it were) to the ‘representation’
And why is that? Because he’s a fucking football player finding himself in a position to signal his virtue about race all the time on Match of the Day and other programmes
And this shows he didn’t see it at all.
And, of course, it was only a ‘race row in the Mail no other paper went with it so he got away with it. Again.
Like someone said on here about him ‘you can’t touch me’ feeling ‘sack me if you dare’ fucking attitude he has.
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Unfortunately Sanders can’t be linked to slavery or the Confederacy… 🙁
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I am looking forward to the movie where Ricky Gervais and some bint from Towie get to play Nelson and Winnie ‘Rubber necklace for two – The early years.’ Jamie Foxx could play Eugene Terre Blanche. He would have to put on a lot of weight to wear actual size Terre Blanche Y-fronts. Maybe the shoot could be sponsored by Walkers and KFC with extra buckets for Jamie.
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Perhaps a few Whitey types could do a tribute act to The Stylistics doing BetchaByGollyWow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NPJwZV4ag
It’s certain to generate a bit of noise from the BAME community, although the whities obviously wouldn’t be able to perform the same slick moves as the original group.
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Tried them. Herb flavoured crisps would be more accurate. And not at all pleasant.
Also tried the Zinger crisps which claimed on pack to be double crunchy. This translated as harder than my teeth and the pack was abandoned.
Walkers can fuck off, Mackies crisps for me, Lorne sausage and brown sauce.
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Never heard of Mackies – sound interesting!
More of a crisp eater than a cake is I…
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The acceleration of Social Justice Warriorship in the UK is astonishing.
Piers Morgan-a prick of the highest order, granted-but one of THE last white, middle aged, stands up for British traditions type, GONE. To be replaced with an Asian (peaceful) woman.
I reckon Linekunt is a dead man walkers, sorry, walking. He just doesn’t realise it yet 😉.
Who the hell in his circle, thought it would be a good idea to portray one of the ultimate symbols of the American Deep South ?
What next? Gary as Boss Hogg in a series of “The Dukes of Peckham”?
Foisted by his own, etc…..
Snatch of the day?
Who to replace him though? Must be Dark, must be be a footballer. Probably a Wimminz.
🤔
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I 100% think it’ll be a bud bud dinger, a woman or a bleckkie who replaces Morgan.
What’s is an absolute piss take though is isn’t there a programme, presented by women called “Loose Women” already?
If a show was put out called “Drunk Men”, and was a day time chat show, but with men beer drinking while discussing absolute pointless shite there would be uproar from the lefty, libtards WOKE.
This my friends is where I have issue with social equality – there exists pandering programmes to these groups – why more do they want!
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It won’t be long before the transformers whinge about the “loose women” title, suggesting its not diverse enough and blah blah
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😂 Gary as Boss Hogg. Priceless!
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Hmmm ……. “Snatch of the day”.
Now that’s a program that ISAC’ers could get on board with.
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KFC advertising targets that ethnic group anyway. David Olusoga or whatever the cunts name is, was on radio four bleating about the lack of black people in newsrooms, pointing out it was about 1.5% when black people were 3% of the population. Perhaps he should look at advertising, as 90% of cunts in adverts ain’t white. So how does that equation work?
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Multiple cunting opportunities here.
Walkers: A company who, for some bizarre reason, still insist on using one of this country’s most unpopular people to sell their products.
Ad agencies: Equally as clueless as the people that hire them and virtue signalling cunts.
The Leftwaffe: People among us who are intent on securing black domination in this country and the abolition of free speech or expression.
And finally. Gary Linekunt: A man who was once held in high regard as a member of England’s Italia 90 squad, reduced to utter cuntishness by greed and the pursuit of fame.
It’ll be fun watching him squirm over this episode, but he’ll wriggle out of it.
The slimy Cunt!
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Oh! I forgot.
Chiggun!!
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Crisps are straight from Satan’s kitchen, along with almost all processed food that comes in a packet or from a takeaway shop. Anyone promoting them and making them are junk food pimps.
As Minister for Health I would ban crisp advertisements and make them cost £5 a packet anyway.
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What about single malt, Cuntologist?
Ban that and I shall report you to Sir Graham Brady and the 1922 committee🧐
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£5.00 for a packet of crisps will seem like a snip once rampant inflation sets in around autumn. Buy a wheelbarrow now, while stocks last.
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Most true – if you have any money spend it now before it becomes worthless paying off the “Covid debt”😁
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Single malt whiskey? “There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch” @Inglourious Basterds 2009.
Unless you mean single malt vinegar? Nobody drinks that or calls them single malt vinegar crisps.
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I tried these and they taste like a bag of pepper. Revolting. That’s Walkers back on the ban list. I just buy Tesco own brand Ridge Crisps. Very good, tried the Lidl and Aldi one’s and they taste of pure flavourings.
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Lazy racist stereotypes?
What’chu talkin’ bout?
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2 points.
It’s a good job Walkers dont do watermelon crisps.
Why is the Just Eat advert showing a stereotypical black pimp with his ho’s not racist?
Chiggun.
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Does Gary Ligament nor realise that he is actually portraying Col. Sanders who is a symbol of the old confederacy?
I cannot see how this can possibly be consistent with his liberal social-justice seeking, virtual-signalling stance?
Just shows that he is much more interested in grabbing the cash that anything else.
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Except that Colonel Sanders had nothing to do with the Confederacy.
He was born in 1890 (well after the Civil War) in Indiana, and neither Indiana nor Kentucky were on the Confederate side in the Civil War.
Morning M’lud.
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True enough RTC but what I meant is that nonetheless the col. represents the whole southern ethos in the minds of many folk with the white colonial suit and all.
But I stand corrected.
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Id like to force feed Lincunt with a shit sandwich
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Surely that would be cannibalism?😁
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Seabrooks crisps every time for me. Crispy and tasty. Fuck Walkers and Linekunt into a 20ft deep vat of hot, liquid elephant shite.
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There is an advert out there at the moment that includes a token wòg. Now whoever has cast the token person in the radio AND tv ad must have had a sense of humour. The ad is for GO DADDY. It shows really that someone is taking the piss and said actor thinks its inclusion. It isn’t, you’re just glad your black and being included, but someone somewhere is having a laugh at your expense. I do think it’s a perfect match whatever the ad is for.
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I just switch off the minute a choco appears be it tv show or commercial. I’ll bet I’m not alone. In ths USA cinema audiences were falling before covid because of the lack of white characters. I sincerely hope the tv networks can detect when people switch off their tv sets because some effnick has popped up on screen. The cunts make up 3% of the population but are in every fucking thing . Click and off you go idiot lantern. Cunts.
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I loved this story of the left turning on itself. I hope the umbongo’s stick Linecunt in cooking pot and boil the fucker
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Give it a couple of years and this woke shit will either fade away, run out of steam, or will have no where else to go other than eat itself.
The only thing we can do is boycott corporations that have gone woke and resorted to turning everything to a darker shade of blackness in their commercials. They can show their woke credentials all they want, but the bottom line will always be Profit & Loss. And if enough people tell them to go fuck themselves it might make them think who their real customers are!
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Bravo Techno, bloody well said. I am running my own do not buy on products.
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The boycott list is getting pretty long Techno, Sainsbury’s, Disney, BBC, Lewis Hamilton, Anthony Joshua, Star Wars films, CH4, Lenny Henry…….and so on. Gives me more time to read a book.
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M’lud I have also vowed never to laugh at Lenny Henry.
No change there then.
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The proliferation of chiggun outlets in any given town is a barometer of how the black population is growing within that locality.
Take Romford. In recent years there has been an exponential rise in the black population there. Now we have more chiggun outlets in the high street and connecting side roads than you can shake a stick at.
All these outlets (including KFC) have a high turnover of black customers. Simply put, many black people love “muh chiggun n sheet, nomesayin?”.
Why are these cunts whining? If the fucking cap fits then wear it. There is no point in denying it. Do Italians love noshing down on pasta and mamma’s fucking pizza? Do the Spanish munch tapas and omelettes? Do the bubble slove munching on their Souvlaki? Do the tiddleys love a bit of chow mein and sauteed snake?
Here we go again, more fucking victim whining. Just fuck of with it.
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Jut Eat comes to mind, a bit racist, some black idiot doing a chiggun impression
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If we are to accurately represent the various British demographics, in TV advertising, my suggestions as follows:
Dark Keys: kitchen knives, KFC, BMW, trainers, ambulance chasing lawyers, violent video games, Go Daddy(🤣 thank you fellow hunter for that), inflatable dingies….
Peacefuls: curry, rice, Air Pakistan, Mercedes, Toyota, animal groomers (😉), petrol stations, low end wholesalers, concentrated bleach (😒)……
Charlie-Chans: rice, dog & cat rescue charities (😢), face masks, Ford (small models), cigarettes, Online gambling, cheap whiskey brands…
Whitey: what’s left. Not.Very.Much.🤔
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Next Walkers flavour?
Stabby p*edo.
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