Cressida’s Dick.

What does it take to get this useless, box ticked, political appointee, sacked?

Kill some poor fucker on the tube on her watch – nope.
Preside, along with Suckdick over a tidal wave of violence – nope.
Allow ER to fuck up London – nope.
Let the savages of BLM run riot during lockdown over something that was fuck all to do with them – nope.
And now, whatever you think of the pointless posturing it signifies, completely mishandle the women’s protest so that even fucking Suckdick breaks cover?

Probably not, but we shall see. She is now on the wrong side of the woke.

https://news.sky.com/story/london-mayor-not-satisfied-by-met-chiefs-explanation-for-completely-unacceptable-policing-at-vigil-12246023
(Link added by the dashing and handsome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

This was an Emergency Cunting BTW, if such a thing exists.

The “Third Wave” is a total cunt.

Just in case you were getting excited to see your OWN FUCKING FAMILY again don’t be…Boris the tubby porky philandering liar has been droning on about it today so expect the media to whip up the inevitable THIRD WAVE (c) which will be blown into a shit storm to scare the weak minded and permanently baffled.

I’m not super wealthy, but in my own way, I’ve been pretty successful and I’ve done this by going on gut feeling, when something looks and feels wrong it normally is and I either change it or have nothing to do with it.

This government, the ludicrous powers it has passed, the vaccine, the lies and corrupt dealings all feel wrong to me and has the stench of rotten fish..with flies buzzing round them.

No doubt we will see uber contract awarding Matt “shifty” Hancock talking the same rubbish in the next few weeks so don’t get too excited that the phony vaccine was the “way out”….do me a lemon.

Fuck the lot of these corrupt cunts and I hope one day to see them all strung up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56486067

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

A cunting to the cloth eared motherfuckers for promoting obese old tarts like this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56396203

And for crowning “best song” – a tribute to George Floyd. Ironic in this woke week of empathy to wimmin, that they should laud a black career criminal, who held a knife to a pregnant woman’s belly. There is nothing like a good song, and that is nothing like a good song.

The lunatics really have taken over the asylum. Fuck them.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I like a good rock star biography. Just read Roger Daltrey’s excellent book and have just ordered Simon Spence’s upcoming biography of Steve Marriott.

But what I won’t read are books by and about groupies and starfuckers. Musicians with talent and a story to tell are one thing, but slags who basically just fucked anyone who was in a band are also given book deals and star treatment is another.

Serial cocksucking starfuckers like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, who both sucked off and fucked everyone from Jimmy Page to Elvis Costello going on about how many rock star knobs (usually the same ones) they’ve gobbled and being treated like they are musical legends in their own right by media arselickers.

When that smacked up whore Anita Pallenberg snuffed it, there were those in the music press and on websites who were acting like she was actually one of the Rolling Stones herself and acting like she actually made a significant contribution to the band.

Only contribution she made to the Stones was crabs.

Nominated by: Norman

A nomination if I may for Highways England,

I thought these fuckers had reached the pinnacle of cuntery by endorsing “smart motorways”, but now they have launched a nauseating advert to accompany this brain fart idea, introducing some rather irritating püüfs playing the shirtlŷftîñg anthem “go west” but changing the lyrics to “go left”,

of course on a smart motorway the hard shoulder is just a fourth lane, so you have to get to the refuge area, now if your car conks out away from the “refuge area”, what do you do?, clutch some rosary beads and hope you don’t get ârśeshûntéd by a dooshka in a 44 ton twat crusher,

many have and this tasteless fucking advert goes to show how out of touch Highways England are, I wonder if they’d make such a chipper advert if one of their loved ones died as a result of these death trap abominations, don’t think so, bunch of cunts!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6OPQ5O0I1g

(Link provided by the rather ace Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson