Any person who wins the genetic lottery has a choice. Either use your talents, aptitude, intelligence, etc to make a life for yourself or use what is only skin deep.
Great looks is a superpower most don’t possess and should be used responsibly. It seems too many are offering themselves to the most shallow for consumption like voyeurs, wankers, etc. The trouble is the substance of such a person is lost and the temporal and superficial given priority. Good looks can nicely compliment other traits and abilities but should never be to their exclusion.
All this to say don’t become a slag-slut-whore-cunt used and displayed as a sex object. I’m sure many names come to mind and many will be named in cunters’ comments and they deserve it.
Great Looks fade (with very few exceptions) and the real person is left. Only a shallow cunt would choose such a sad path.
Don’t be that cunt.
Nominated by: Meat Curtains
Done it all my life. Sister sledge even wrote a song about me.
Fuck off!
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Use you looks.
Intelligence? Pfft..thats sexy!
Talent? Forget it.
Aptitude? Gimme a break.
Im a lotto winner in the looks department, and that ‘beauty is only skin deep..”
WRONG.
Even my skellington is devastatingly handsome.
Bird in the X-ray department fell in love with me after seeing mine.
I dont like plain or ‘average’looking people to stand to close to me,
Ugliness is contagious.
I have a sign I carry socially
‘im not with Quasimodo there’
Just in case.
No, looks is everything, Im one of the lucky ones.
Maybe we could have a fund for a plastic surgeon for some of the John Merrick types on here?
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You are obviously not one of us “beautiful people”eh,Meat Curtains?
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Meat Curtains@
Aldi do paper bags for 5p if your coming the ISAC jollyboys piss up.
Just saying….
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So does Fanny use her looks, wit or Fiddler craftiness to get by Dick? She is Zooming potential suitors while we are still in lockdown I take it.
Afternoon all.
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“use her looks, wit or Fiddler craftiness”…no,L.L…..she uses brute force…Shock and Awe doesn’t even begin to describe the aftermath following her swoop on the Tesco delivery driver as he carried a tray of chocolate cakes towards the door…horrifying to witness…imagine a slightly fatter,Spanish Fly overdosed Diane Abbott seeing her chiggun bargain-bucket Deliveroo driver arriving.
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Some of these old harpies refuse to accept they are no longer at their best. Elizabeth Hurley is a case in point. Once gorgeous, she now looks a bit of a hag desperately trying to be sexy and young. It’s all she ever had. She’s a crap actress and I can’t even think of a film she’s been in.
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I’d still give the auld trout a rattling.
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Nah…mutton dressed as lamb. Once the make up is of she’ll look like an extra from Night of the Living Dead.
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Don’t fucking care if she hasn’t even got a pulse..just as long as she’s still a bit warm and bendy.
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I concur: for a woman in her 50’s, she puts most women under 30 to shame.
A very sexy woman.
In fact, I believe she would make an ideal Lady Fiddler.
Then when his lordship od’s on Guiness, Fray Bentos pies and Ms Hurley, a fellow, younger IsAC’er can move in👍
Fiddler Towers and Milf Hurley-like winning the fucking lottery😀👍
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Google Jamie Lee Curtis, she’s 83, but I would.
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Soz, I meant Jane Fonda, still Jamie Lee Curtis isn’t a bag lady.
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If its softer than a brick or pebble dashed concrete it’s still worth sticking the poker in as far as I’m concerned.
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I’ll outlast the fucking lot of you,General…no way that I’ll give my surviving family,neighbours,acquaintances,local Pub landladies or tax-office staff the pleasure of hearing that I’ve croaked…if that means that I’ve got to resort to Count Dracula measures to deprive them all of their joy..well,it probably wouldn’t be the worst thing that I’ve ever done.
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You lot would shag anything. So would I given half a chance.
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Who wouldn’t be delighted with a lass named Bar?
Getting a bit past it ladies.?
That’s why Make Up was invented.
Get tea on.
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Photos of Jane Fonda at 83 are amazing.
I can still qualify as her toyboy.
I couldn’t give a fuck if I am sucking a piece of silicone.
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I think Creampuff just got the horn Bertie.
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Evening Libs. Forgot to put the link on!
https://www.today.com/style/jane-fonda-83-stuns-new-harper-s-bazaar-cover-t212966
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Evening Bertie, has she got a friend for Percy?
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@ Libs.
Percy wouldn’t be interested. Because he’s had male owners for all his life, he identifies mainly with male role models. It’s a well established fact that when parrots are being rehoused, they don’t care much for a new owner of a different sex.(NIAGWYU.)
Mind you, he hasn’t got a clue what to make of Trânnies.
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Jane Fonda is a cunt. American boys fighting and dying in South Vietnam so she goes to North Vietnam to express her support for the commies. Bridget Fonda is different, my nutsack would look like bat wings due to all the scuttling I’d give her.
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Not for nothing was she known as Hanoi Jane.
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Fuck it! American imperialists don’t have a monopoly on sexy women!
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I`m thankful I was born like this.
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You’ll have to “clean up your act” before new internet laws prohibit you from identifying as blîck if your white.
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She’s always been black, she knows she’s been black… unlike the most of us Bertie. Very hard to explain why you’re black, even if you’re not black….
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How well do you know this lady? 😊
I’m afraid CS and his ramblings are becoming commonplace on IsAC. I’m starting to enter a land of confusion when I look at IsAC. We have definitely entered a phase of COVID which is now placing a strain on mental health.
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I’ve always been mad, Bertie, I know I’ve been mad,
like the most of us. Very hard to explain why you’re mad, even if you’re not mad…
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Once again your objurate assiduity in propounding such frankly eristical remarks, mutatis mutandis your preternatural fascination shewn herewith mildly disturbs me, Alberto.
Putting it more plainly: your repeated endeavours to promulgate such specious insinuations against my probity together with these sporadic efforts to oppugn my very izzat itself is becoming a source of concern.
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I agree about the strains caused by prolonged covid restrictions are beginning to take their toll on the mental wellbeing of the general public. While out having a stroll round Didsbury “village” around this time last night, I witnessed two separate incidents of serious mania. Both involved normally dressed and apparently sober individuals kicking off (not with me) with passers-by.
The second incident must have been serious enough for a bystander to have called the Police, who to their credit attended the scene incredibly fast. I’m only assuming this latter, as I could only hear the shouting and saw the police cars rushing in that direction; I was already walking back down Barlow Moor Road by then. It wasn’t that interesting and in any case, I’ve always despised “rubber neckers”. For all my faults, I’m not a hypocrite.
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I have no problem with beautiful women with big knockers, long legs and short skirts doing well for themselves even if they have no talent whatsoever – think Lisa Nandy – useless Lanbour lass but lovely bouncing knockers – what I totally object to is ugly bitches like this one, who manages to get in the paper every day, whether it is Xmas shopping in her slippers and nightdress, doing a wet fart in Asda, or this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9402547/Stacey-Solomon-shows-pool-house-new-Essex-home.html
My God she’s ugly.
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She holds the world record for quickest to eat a cart of apples I think. Something mental like 12.3 seconds.
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She looks like the bastard love child of Esther Rancid and Muffin the Mule😢
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Not as bad as Katie Price. She’s truly disgusting.
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That pool of hers will be one big shallow end.
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Outdoor pool – how very bargain basement.
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The irony of this post, nomed by ‘meat curtains’. I think those tasty piss flaps are what gets a lot of women by in life. And by a lot of course, I mean all.
You can still be uglier than a genetically deformed rottweiler, and have a snatch that looks like lasagne beaten with a baseball bat, and still do alright. Look at the gargantuan human calculator on Labour’s front bench, for example.
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I’ve always been an ugly cunt but I haven’t had to work on my inner beauty, that’s come naturally.
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We’re all pink on the inside.
Except politicians. Brown all the way through.
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“My girl, she’s so beautiful—she’s got one eye, no teeth, no hair…. but she’s beautiful. It’s not what’s outside that counts, it’s what’s inside a person! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!!”
(Wild Man Fischer, 1968)
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When I was but a child I won first prize in a beautiful baby competition (true story), and my dashing good looks have stood me in good stead with the ladies ever since!
I am also urbane, witty, stylish, charming, charismatic, athletic, fantastically well attired, possessor of a genius level intellect and hung like a horse – luckily I have let none of my enormous list of natural talents make me vain, shallow or narcissistic, I am still the same humble, modest god of a Man I always was! 😀👍
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Not vain either, which is always a plus.
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@Vern. Weren’t you in that group “Arrogant Rat?”
You were like “Modest Mouse” but way better!
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The Moon and Antarctica was a good album.
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Like you Foxy im the modest type but cant understand why no one has proposed a 100 ft bronze statue of me trampling the plain looking or my likeness carved into the pennines?
It wouldn’t embarass me.
😀
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Grace Kelly had the looks and all the sophistication but never came across as a look at me type., she could handle it ,the same with Isabella Rossellini she had a sexiness that was palpable and again could handle the adoration. Now some of today’s beautiful just can’t seem to get over themselves and crave more and more attention until they age and turn scrubby and no one gives a fuck about them anymore because they were to self absorbed. Yes the ones who could handle the mantle will always be loved no matter there age
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Audrey Hepburn, Gorgeous looking, but talented and pure class.
Deborah Kerr, same as above.
Joanne Woodward, another one.
Also, how many of the current Hollyweird/woke mob and UK or US stars could be considered genuinely beautiful and classy? Christina Hendricks is one of the few that springs to mind right now. A fine and sexy woman, but not up herself and she seems to have a brain. Gillian Anderson is another with looks, sex appeal and substance.. Michelle Keegan is also stunning. She isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer though.
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Is wimmins dats was born wis da looks and da legs knows wot to do. Get da titty implants and marry fer money. My sisters haven’t spoken to me since I moved to California and left them to care for the olds. Just sayin’.
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Ever heard of “Sour grapes” and “The Fox That Lost Its Tail”? (Aeosop’s Fables)
You sound like a medieval Puritan (or a modern Feminist fury) trying to disguise his/her vice of jealousy and (irrational) hatred as piety and “virtue”.
(If I may use your own words, don’t be that cun, please.
To borrow a line from John Keats, “A thing of beauty is a joy forever”. No one would want to live in a world (i.e. Hell) that’s filled with repulsive two-legged orcs like Andrea Dworkin and Vanessa George (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/vanessa-george-paedophile-nursery-worker-released-from-jail-a4240051.html)
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