Dead Pool [207]

Well done to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted US children`s author Beverley Cleary would be next person of note to snuff it.Cleary was 104 and passed away yesterday.She was best known for stories featuring characters such as Ramona and Beezus Quimby and Henry Huggins and his dog Ribsy.

On to Deadpool 207:You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [207]

  1. Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond
    Brian De Palma
    Khaled Mashal
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

  2. Arthur Scargill
    Jonathan King
    Ken Livingstone
    Jean-Claude Druncker
    Imelda Marcos

  3. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  4. Yoko fucking Ono
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Mick Fleetwood
    Danglebert Pimpledick

    Well done LL. Only 104. Sad to lose whoever this was so young.

    • A tragic loss all too early. She had a spore of wuflu on her slipper so you know the rest

  5. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

    Ace aim LL

  6. Alex Salmond
    Craig Murray
    Julian Assange
    “Rev” Stuart Campbell
    John Lewis Partnership

  7. Fuck me, I always put Henry Darrow down when B&W nicks Greavsie off me . For once I got in before him and Henry goes and dies on me last week. What a cunt! And B&W is an even bigger cunt. Fucking pikey!

    Henry Kissinger
    Jimmy Greaves
    David Gold
    Ken Bates
    Johnny Mathis

  8. Cliff
    Hank
    Bruce
    Bennett
    Can’t have bass player already gone so. Ta da.
    Owen Jones

    • I Dream of Jeanie with Barbara Eden. Pure Thomas The Tank fodder for a young laddie in those days.

  9. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Sheffield United’s Premier League Position
    Duncan Norvelle

  10. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Liquors.

  11. Leslie Phillips
    Dick Van Dyke
    Richard ‘purple face’ Attenborough
    Prince Philip, Range Rover driver extraordinaire
    Bob Dole

    • O’ gawd blimey….David ‘purple face’ Attenborough obviously as Richard popped his clogs years ago!

      Curse you Guinness West Indies porter, however I can’t stay mad at you my sweet love.

  12. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkle.
    Jim Lovell.

  13. Ant
    Dec
    David Dimblebore
    David Atenbore
    Michael Bloombore

  14. Olivia Newton John
    Mohammed L Fayed
    Colin Jeavons
    Michael Barratt
    Jet Black

    Well played, LL!

  15. Gordon Lee
    Arthur Cox
    Bobby Saxton
    Joe Kinnear
    Ossie Ardiles.

    Good Shot,L.L.

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