Dead Pool [207]

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Well done to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted US children`s author Beverley Cleary would be next person of note to snuff it.Cleary was 104 and passed away yesterday.She was best known for stories featuring characters such as Ramona and Beezus Quimby and Henry Huggins and his dog Ribsy.

On to Deadpool 207:You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [207]”

  1. Gerry Adams
    Barry Manilowe
    Michael Douglas
    Gerard Depardieu
    Shirley Maclaine

  2. Stanley Baxterley
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, LL

  3. Nicola Sturgeon (please)
    Megan what’s her face (look out for that tunnel)
    Clint Eastwood
    Michael Hestletine
    Nancy Pelosi.

    • Good Morning UC

      What is the great Mr. Eastwood doing in that line-up of sleaze bags and slime balls?

  6. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  7. June Brown
    Angela Lansbury
    Slick Woods
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Donald Rumsfield

    • Swap out Angela Lansbury for the rapper DMX (real name Earl Simmons).

      • The rapper I mentioned is on life support cfc so I have more chance of winning swapping him in as a late entry.

      • The reason I asked GTC is because I’ve noticed you do this questionable practice on in a couple of other deadpools so it begs the question, good fucking grief are you really that desperate to win?

        Besides the fact it is almost like you are having 6 pics and if this death-bed rapper dies I hope Admin don’t count it tell you to fuck off, you best read Grantland Rice’s, ‘Alumnus Football’ concentrating firmly on the last line….

        “He writes – not that you won or lost – but how you played the game!”

        Nothing personal GTC, I’d be writing the same reply to any other sneaky cunt pulling this underhanded shit!

        “Late entry” indeed!

      • Eh, technically there’s nothing wrong with it as the pool is still open for nominations. If I come across one of these cases ok the news and think they’re a more interesting pick than the usual regulars I put them in – it’s that simple really. If you’re taking a silly internet game that seriously then you must have quite a charmed life.

      • “Technically there’s nothing wrong with it” you say. So you obviously realise it’s wrong in the spirit of the game? Do you see anybody else behaving in this manner once they have picked their choices?

        As for taking it seriously, I am not the one changing (on more than one occasion) one of my original five choices for somebody who has just gone into a coma in desperation to try and win.

        Perhaps Admin can clarify if this underhanded carry on is acceptable? If it is the fine structure of this game as it stands may well become chaotic and unsportsmanlike!

        Either way extremely bad show on your behalf, GTC!

        (Please refer to the four main rules above. With reference to Rule 2, it doesn’t matter if your choice is on life-support and on his last breath just so long as he/she is not the oldest cunt on the planet. Anything outside the purview of those 4 rules and again we don’t care – DA)

      • You’re right inasmuch as it is something which should perhaps be looked at. I do it sometimes based on what I see on the news under the assumption that it’s all above board and acceptable but yeah, it would certainly be worth admin clarifying the issue. As for the whole spirit of the game thing it’s honestly something which has never crossed my mind, and isn’t something I would do if it had done.

      • DA, So is it acceptable to change an original choice, whenever one likes, no matter the circumstance?

        So basically pick your original five choices and then just watch out for the headlines to see who has just been put on a life support machine and change one?

        Pffffft, If that is the case I am going to pick the death of ‘Sportsmanship’ on the next Deadpool!

        (Yarp – DA)

      • It may only be an internet game to you cunts, but it’s life and death to some poor nominee!

        😃

      • If I could only have imagined all those years ago that many decades later I would be discussing the fairness, sportsmanship and technicalities of a game about which famous person is going to die next called Deadpool I would have said to mysef, “meh, wouldn’t surprise me”!

    • It is even more ghoulish now! We have ISAC ambulance chasers playing.

  9. Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Eva Marie Saint
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

  12. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  13. Good Shooting LL

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC (The Last Of The Few)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shop Keeper)
    Ted Dexter (Former England Cricket Captain)
    Glynis Johns (Former Actress and Singer)
    Barry Cryer (Comedic Script Writer)

  16. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  18. Tom baker
    Lionel Bair
    George from (George and Mildred )
    Vicar from Dads Army.
    Naga munchetty

  19. Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Walter Mondale
    Gudrun Ure (Supergran)
    Norman Lloyd.

  20. Tommy Steel
    Rodger Whitaker
    Moria Anderson
    Neil Reid ( Mother of mine)
    Dougie Squires ( choreographer)

    • It’s another Bowie situation where basically no one outside of his immediate circle knew he was ill. Such a shame – he was the person who made Friday Night Dinner truly great.

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