Dead Pool [206]

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Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted Peter Lorimer would be the next person of note to pass on. Lorimer was a professional footballer. Noted for his powerful shots from distance, he made his name playing for Leeds United. He also represented Scotland at international level.

On to Dead Pool 206.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [206]”

  1. Dick Van Dyke
    Prince Phillip range Rover driver extraordinaire
    Henry Kissinger
    Bob dole
    Leslie Philips

  6. So long Pete. That’s a fucking shock.
    Joe Biden
    Olivia Newton John
    Sidney Poitier
    Donald Sutherland
    Nicola Sturgeon (well we can but….)

  8. Arthur Scargill
    Jonathan King
    Ken Livingstone
    Jean-Claude Druncker
    Imelda Marcos

  13. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

    Well done JR.

  14. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Back of the net, JR…

  15. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    Yazmin ali Brown.
    June Lockhart.
    Michael Aspel.

  16. More of a wish list:
    David Lammy
    John Boyega
    Lewis Hamilton
    Anthony Joshua
    Lenny Henry

  17. Tom Smith ( rugby)
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Clint Eastwood
    Billy Connelly
    Pope Benedict

    Posted at 13.18

  19. Since ROFL Coconuts has, unsurprisingly, got in within femtoseconds with “his” HRH¹, ike a proper King Canute, I’ll try:

    Jess Phil«her»lips

    ¹ bad choice so I hear; the Duke on the mend. Scare over – he’s as tough as old boots. Btw, and as a point of order ROFL: not as you said, a “Range Rover driver extraordinaire”. It was a Landrover Freelander.

  21. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on JR.
    Nobody could strike a ball like Lorimer,
    nearest contender would be the great Sir Bobby Charlton. Heady days.
    Either of them would put modern day pretend footballs through the net .

  22. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Michael Hessletine
    Paul Gadd

  24. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  25. Marky Ramone
    Beast of Bolsover
    Alexi Navalny
    Bobbi wine
    Sheridan smith

  26. In there JR.
    Lorimer was a fine player. After Bobby Charlton, he had the fiercest shot I ever saw.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Julie Newmar
    Anna Karen
    Henry Woolf

  28. Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Wayne Osmond
    Khaled Mashal

    • My mom’s :Shaun

      Gerd Muller
      Ted Turner
      Ryan O ‘Neal
      F W de Klerk
      James Whale

    • Change Clint Eastwood for Sidney Poitier please, just noticed some cunt already nabbed him.

  30. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

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