Dead Pool [206]

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Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted Peter Lorimer would be the next person of note to pass on. Lorimer was a professional footballer. Noted for his powerful shots from distance, he made his name playing for Leeds United. He also represented Scotland at international level.

On to Dead Pool 206.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [206]”

  1. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Benjamin Ferencz

    Nice work JR.

  2. Janet Jackson
    Jesse Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  3. Douglas Hurd
    James Earl Jones
    Dame Shirley Williams
    William Daniels of Knightrider fame
    Peter Higgs (of the boson)

  5. Ted Dexter (Former England Cricket Captain)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shopkeeper)
    Glynis Johns (Singer and Actress)
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC (The Last of The Few)
    Bernie Ecclestone (Former Car Dealer)

  7. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Madeleine albright
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne

  8. I remember Leeds doing Man United 5-1 in February 1972. Lorimer had a great game and he also scored. Francis Burns scored for United and it was one of the final nails in (dead pool nominee) O’ Farrell’s Old Trafford coffin.

  9. Joanna Lumley
    Jo Brand (with any luck)
    Clive Barker
    Steven King
    Noel Edmunds.

  10. Gordon Lee
    Arthur Cox
    Bobby Saxton
    Joe Kinnear
    Ossie Ardiles.

    Good Shot,J R Cuntly

  17. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  19. Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Eva Marie Saint
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

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