Unless I am very much mistaken mikdys has won Deadpool 203 by picking retired F1 Commentator Murray Walker who has died today aged 97.
On to Dead Pool 204.You Know the Rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
Emperor Akihito
Bill Oddie
Jacques Delors
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan
0
Alexi navalny
Bobbi wine
Marky Ramone
Sheridan smith
Eric Clapton
0
Good call on Shezza Smith, MNC.
A bugger for the sauce. Only a matter of time
2
Jerry Adams
Barry Manilowe
Michael Douglas
Clint Eastwood
Shirley Maclaine
0
Jack Nicholson
Richard O Sullivan
David Attenborough
Ozzy Osbourne
Dick van dyke
0
Replace Jack Nicholson and Ozzy Osbourne with Bob Dole and June Brown.
0
Replace Bob Dole with Frank Williams (dad’s Army)
0
Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Benjamin Frencz
Nice work mikdys.
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Tom Smith (rugby)
Tom Parker (The Wanted)
Slick Woods
June Brown
Stevie Wonder
1
Irene Papas. Greek actress e.g. The Guns Of Navarone, Zorba The Greek
William Russell. English actor e.g. 1st ever Dr Who male assistant, The Adventures of Sir Lancelot
Robert Fyfe. Scottish actor e.g. Howard in Last Of The Summer Wine
Roger Corman. US film director & producer e.g. The Pit And The Pendulum, House Of Usher
Mário Zagallo. Brazilian world cup winner as a player (twice), manager and assistant manager
0
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Stan Bowles
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
The undead for ever ……..
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
John Astin
Bill Ward
Dickie Davies
Bang on mikdys.
0
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Bert Newton
Kamal
Mohammed Mahathir
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong
0
Marvin Hagler
Cheating cunt I am.
1
Tom Baker
Naga munchetty
Prince Michael of kent
Lionel Bair
David jason
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Michael Hesseltine
Paul Gadd
0
Ted Dexter
Glynis Johns
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Romano Prodi
RIP Murray Walker the voice of motorsports.
3
Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Eva Marie Saint
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
0
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissy Hynde
Tom Atkins
0
Pete Murray
Gerd Muller
Joe Turkel (Lloyd the barman in The Shining)
The European Union
Gene Hackman
1
I already picked Gerd.
0
Willie Nelson
Jerry Lee lewis
Pope benedict
Mickey Gilley
Nicola Sturgeon
0
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Chuck Schumer
Nancy Pelosi
For my 5th nom Everyone who watched the Harry Markle Oprah interview
Nicely done mikdys
1
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Peter Gotti
Gene Gotti
The Gotti noms are John Gotti’s brothers.
0
Swap Peter Gotti for Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob). Peter Gotti died this year.
0
Dame Shirley Williams
Peter Higgs (of the Boson)
William Daniels (voice of KITT in Knightrider)
James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)
Brian Blessed
0
Betty White
Raul Castro
Dick Cheney
Bob Barker
Tony Bennett
0
Olivia Newton John
Kenneth Cope
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Morris Perry
0
“and Nigel Mansell comes out the final hairpin bend !…”
Goodnight & God bless Murray
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Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
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