Dead Pool [204]

Posted on March 13, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Unless I am very much mistaken mikdys has won Deadpool 203 by picking retired F1 Commentator Murray Walker who has died today aged 97.

On to Dead Pool 204.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [204]”

Black and White Cunt on March 13, 2021 at 6:45 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Roy Walker
Pronce Philip
Desmond Lynam
Yaphet Kotto

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- Black and White Cunt on March 13, 2021 at 6:47 pm said:
  
  I have been nominating Murray Walker for years now so even though Mikdys has nominated him I am the actual winner. Go fuck yourselves. 😁
  
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- Harold on March 13, 2021 at 7:12 pm said:
  
  I miss the arguments between you and Freddie over who has Jimmy Greaves.
  
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  - Black and White Cunt on March 13, 2021 at 7:14 pm said:
    
    Freddie the pikey used to steal him off me all the time…he once offered to sell him back to me.
    
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Cuntologist on March 13, 2021 at 6:46 pm said:

Brigitte Bardot
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Leslie Caron
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

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- Dickie Dribbler on March 13, 2021 at 8:27 pm said:
  
  VG d’E died 02/12/20
  
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  - Cuntologist on March 13, 2021 at 10:06 pm said:
    
    Oh no poor VGE. I had no idea.
    
    Alain Delon instead then if that’s alright.
    
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Lord Biryani on March 13, 2021 at 6:47 pm said:

Leslie Phillips
Norman Lloyd
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Gudrun Ure (Supergran)

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Deploy the Sausage on March 13, 2021 at 6:47 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Ozzy Osborne

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Captain Quimson on March 13, 2021 at 6:48 pm said:

Kenneth Kaunda
Joss Ackland
Clarissa Eden
John Nettleton
Sidney Cook

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- Dickie Dribbler on March 13, 2021 at 8:53 pm said:
  
  Is that Sidney Charles Cooke, Cap’n? If so, well deserved nomination.
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Cooke
  
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  - Captain Quimson on March 13, 2021 at 9:48 pm said:
    
    It is indeed DD, shame the cunt wasn’t really blasted in to space!!!
    
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George W Bamboo on March 13, 2021 at 6:49 pm said:

Tom Parker
Sarah Harding
Angela Lansbury
Billy Connolly
Bob Dole

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Gutstick Japseye on March 13, 2021 at 6:49 pm said:

David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Icke
Rose West
David Irving

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Cuntsince1066 on March 13, 2021 at 6:49 pm said:

Peter tobin
Jimmy greaves
Peter lorimer
Denzil
David Jason

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- Black and White Cunt on March 13, 2021 at 6:50 pm said:
  
  Some cunt has already got Greavesie.
  
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  - Cuntsince1066 on March 13, 2021 at 7:04 pm said:
    
    I have commented and made new choices.
    
    I get the feeling some cunts have an app that lets them know when the vital signs monitor is switched off.
    
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George W Bamboo on March 13, 2021 at 6:50 pm said:

Drat replace Angela for
Linda Nolan

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Cuntsince1066 on March 13, 2021 at 6:51 pm said:

Fuck me Murray Walker is still fucking warm and cunts have taken my choices

Fuck this

Prince Harry
Meghan marble
Rodney Marsh
Peter Taylor
Angela ripon

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Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine on March 13, 2021 at 6:53 pm said:

Norman Tebbit
Betelgeuse
Betty Boothroyd
Michael Moorcock
Postman Pat.

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J R Cuntley on March 13, 2021 at 6:53 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Joe Biden
Barbara Eden
Loretta Switt
Shannen Doherty

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Harold on March 13, 2021 at 6:54 pm said:

You lot don’t hang abaaaaht do you!

OJ Simpson
Sam Elliot
Buzz Aldrin
Henry Winkler
Norman Tebbit

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- Harold on March 13, 2021 at 6:56 pm said:
  
  Bah Norman Tebbit stolen!
  
  Swap for Danny DeVito
  
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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on March 13, 2021 at 6:56 pm said:

Clair Bloom
Shirly Anne Fields
Jerry Lee Lewis
Sir Magdi Yacoub
Shelia Hancock

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Jack on March 13, 2021 at 6:56 pm said:

Roger Whitaker
Tommy Steele
Imelda Marcos
Brigette Bardot
Jerry Lee Lewis.

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- Jack on March 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm said:
  
  Deep State cunt Henry Kissinger for Jerry Lee
  
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Captain Magnanimous on March 13, 2021 at 6:57 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on March 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Jonathan King
Ken Livingstone
Jean-Claude Druncker
Imelda Marcos

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- Jack on March 13, 2021 at 7:29 pm said:
  
  Sorry mate, I’ve got her back.
  
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on March 13, 2021 at 8:12 pm said:
    
    Fair do’s, good luck.
    
    Swap Imelda Marcos for Camilla Batmanjelly.
    
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Shaun on March 13, 2021 at 7:02 pm said:

Gerd Muller
Ted Turner
Bob Dole
Ryan O`Neal
Pasqual Maragall

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- Shaun on March 13, 2021 at 7:04 pm said:
  
  Bob Dole aready nabbed will pick Sir Frank Williams instead (F1)
  
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  - Dickie Dribbler on March 13, 2021 at 9:03 pm said:
    
    Presumably this refers to pick 5.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasqual_Maragall
    
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- Shaun on March 14, 2021 at 12:45 am said:
  
  Aye that is the chap.
  
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Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea on March 13, 2021 at 7:06 pm said:

Khaled Mashal
Paul McCartney
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Brian De Palma
Wayne Osmond

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Freddie the Frog on March 13, 2021 at 7:06 pm said:

And there goes…….etc

Bobby Charlton
David Gold
Ken Bates
Johnny Mathis
Gina Lollobrigida

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mikdys on March 13, 2021 at 7:12 pm said:

Sad to see Murray go but I’m pleased to win something for once!

New list:

Ken Clarke
Melvyn Hayes
Jack Nicholson
Barry Newman
James Taylor

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Halloween Cunthook on March 13, 2021 at 7:13 pm said:

William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
June Lockhart.
Yazmin Ali Brown.
Michael Aspel.

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Mr R Soles on March 13, 2021 at 7:15 pm said:

Bobby charlron
Jimmy page
Megan
Harry
Alex Ferguson

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Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler on March 13, 2021 at 7:19 pm said:

Gordon Lee
Arthur Cox
Bobby Saxton
Joe Kinnear
Ossie Ardiles.

Good Shot,Mikdys.

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Mr R Soles on March 13, 2021 at 7:21 pm said:

Replace Bobby charlton with Carl Palmer
Megan with the Queen
Harry with Peter frampton

Not doing very well with my choices
Yer cunts

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Smells Fishy on March 13, 2021 at 7:26 pm said:

Pete Townsend
Neil Young
Gloria Huniford
Jan Leaming
Art Garfunkel

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Norman on March 13, 2021 at 7:27 pm said:

In there Mik.

Frank O’ Farrell
Julie Newmar
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Anna Karen

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Cuntalugs on March 13, 2021 at 7:31 pm said:

Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Georgie Fame
Terence Stamp
Judith Durham (Singer from the Seekers)

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Whymeforfucksake on March 13, 2021 at 7:31 pm said:

Peter Blake.
Peter Cellier.
John Clegg.
Patricia Routledge.
Tuesday Weld.

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CuntyMort on March 13, 2021 at 7:32 pm said:

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Millicent Martin
George Takei
Camp Cliff Richard
Good darts Mikeyd

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