The Hairy Bikers advert.
Ive just seen a advert by the Hairy Bikers, now I never had a problem with them,
They seemed working class, down to earth types, bearded bike riding foodies,
But they’ve gone mental!
The advert is for some shitty meat substitute, And the advert is saying you don’t need meat for a healthy meal.
One now has a bouffant hairdo like he’s Dolly Parton, The other has a Salvador Dali moustache, and had a cravat on.
So they’re now promoting vegetarianism? Fair enough,
But I’m betting neither of these sell out grabbing little fuckers are vegetarian!
Stick your meat substitute up your ducky arses, get on your bikes and fuck off.
Hope you get a Easyrider ending to your next series.
Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt
https://www.lbbonline.com/news/the-hairy-bikers-cheat-on-meat-in-campaign-for-knorr
“You don”t need meat for a healthy meal’ – if this is the case why does every vegan I see look moments away from death?
Vegetarians choose not to eat meat, fair enough – these two choose to eat meat and then get paid to advertise some dire shite.
Smacks of hypocrisy somewhat. Right, time for a fkin freezing bike ride, when I get to some fields I may leap off and sink my teeth into a raw cow! 😀
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So out of touch with its market. Everybody in the food industry, from growers, to manufacturers, to retailers, to chefs, knows that only one person in the UK is now fit to advise or sell food products: that font of all knowledge, Saint Marcus of Rashthoughts.
Two middle aged, furry faced, motorcycling, ugh WHITE, men? How dare they!
Young, black and proud footballerists who could not score in a brothel, are where it’s at. Tax avoiding cunts, preferably👍
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Talking of cooking-I see everybody’s favourite Royal, Woko-ono, Ike & Tina Turner, De-Watermellon, Honeychild, I have a dream Me-again Markel (© Norman) & Ginger Howitt have announced “a bun in the oven”.
Congratulations:
Cunts👎
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Those two fat cunts do not exist on lettuce.
The cheque is in the post.
Now Fuck Off.
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The “bikers” bit is just a bit of “making them different”. Years ago, after they were not long on the idiot box, I saw their bikes for sale in Motor Cycle News. They were almost new with only a few hundred miles on the clock. They were just props like everything else the cunts use.
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They’ve recently brought out a book, “The Hairy Bikers’ Veggie Feasts”, full price £22.
What a fucking coincidence.
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It’ll be on EBay for £3 soon enough, saved from the skip because so few people actually buy this dross in the first place.
The simpering one with the pansy ooh-look-at-me ‘tache is a former make up artist and their bikes are just safe as fuck rice burners. keeping it in theme I suppose.
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Sorry to go off piste, who had Carlos Menem in the dead pool?
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Carlos went through a hip-hop stage where he was known as Meneminem.
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Meneminem……..do doo de do do………love the muppets.
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I did like the TV shows at one point but I think it’s flogging a dead horse now, I have made much use of their curry cookbook though and with some success….well, nobody had died yet anyway.
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That pic looks like Benny Hill and his bitch, the one with the Dali stye mustacha is a big fan of the meat apparently right up the exhaust pipe and loves getting his knees down whenever Benny feels revved up and wants to swing a leg over his steed, maybe he pulls on the mustache whilst giving it the beans all the way up the final strait and the last chicane, and now for the spotted dick and custard and dong gagg on the flakey pastry until my tanks are empty…..
Oh my god I’ve run out of biking ang cooking quips…..
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And thank goodness for that!
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They are nothing more than “Two Fat Ladies” for The Gay Community.
“Two Fat Ladies” was at least original…these two are just ‘luvvy” types who pretend to be “hairy bikers”…one was a make-up artist (Ooooohhh er,get her Ducky…fnarr.fnarr) and the other some kind of tv producer ( probably held down Gordon the Gopher while Scofield slid his fist in”
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Not buying their veggie cookbook Dick?
😀
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I suppose a healthy does of AIDS will slim them down some.
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“A meal without meat, is merely a snack”
Captain Quimson , the Duke of Umtali
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I wouldn’t eat any dish either of them prepared as it would probably have the inevitable stray, greasy hair from the head, beard or pubes.
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Having worked in commercial kitchens in my youth the amount of blood, sweat, snot, spittle, pus, earwax, dandruff, hair, shit and piss from unwashed hands that is in the food has turned me off ever eating at a restaurant, especially the posh ones where the kitchen is as small as possible(and stinking hot) to increase the seating area. Catering kitchens are just as bad, eating a canapé touched by many before serving is just as filthy as swimming in a public pool and buffets have the added disgusting addition of other customers filth.
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“More dirt than the sizzler salad bar”
Roy and HG
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Good morning and go fuck yourselves. 😁
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Well cunted MNC,
I don’t mind this pair of cunts most of the time but I noticed that advert and the grey haired ones overly done fucking hair do, hairy benders more like. I thought apart from myself, the north east still had some real men there but I feel let down now. They have sold themselves aaaht. I respect vegetarianism as a lifestyle choice and I now have veggie food twice a week (which means I’ll live longer than you lot) but they should not be allowed to give anything veggie a meat name like bacon, meatballs etc.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Morning BWC, yeah no issue with vegetarianism really upto the individual, but no way these two are veggie!
Just cashing in.
Yesterday I had a Ribeye steak, with herby new potatoes and steamed asparagus!!
Bit posh for me,
Needed ketchup.
,😀
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Morning MNC, Ribeye…my favourite steak. I’m assuming your a medium rare man?
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No BWC, well done for me,
Got me the missus and daughter even the dog one,
Bit soft I know, but couldn’t leave it out!
Itd of been heartbroken!😀
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And what about the cat MNC, did he get a little piece of ribeye 👍
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Didn’t buy him one but assume he got a bit off the daughter!
Know what cats are like,
Get what they want.
Like the daughter, on reflection!
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When one of the two fat cunts did striclty cum mincing years ago the little amount of respect that i had clasped for them was enough to swing to the status of sellout cunt.
The only show Id watch of the hairy bikers is if the Bandidos gave them the true shoeing they deserve, for an attempt to pass off as a “Biker”
Cunts
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I Wouldn’t be surprised to find out that these two are profound mud darts champions using each others arseholes as practice.
Both their wives should be worried as the Veggie advert is clearly a lean towards the gay community and a prelude to these two fat arse bandits coming out Schofield style no doubt….
These two will be outed soon alongside stories of x4 way action in the ITV ‘This Morning’ Green room with Schofield and Jimmy Somerville, sucking each other off and making each other airtight.
Filthy pair of unkempt closet homosexuals. I want nothing to do with them or their gay tainted food.
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Mud darts?!! Hahahaha 👍
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Thank the ‘Viz’ Profanisaurus for that one!😂
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Genuinely laughing out loud at that one too.
Fuck me that was funny.
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The Hairy Bikers can kiss my flip-sided hirsuite arse-cracked clamcunt if they think I’m giving up meat anytime soon.
(I remember reading that while I was doing the Times Crossword. 6 down, I think it was, lol – DA)
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Glad I made you laugh DA. We need it in these fucking cunt of times.
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“Celebrity…..Cooks”.
They’re ALL cunts
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I see they’ve done this as part of a campaign for Knorr which must make the shittest stock cubes ever. Marco Pierre White also did a campaign for Knorr. Like he ever used Knorr in his Michelin star restaurants or does at home.
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To be fair they had to do something when The Village People broke up😁
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Legend has it that the biker in the Village People was the only one of them who wasn’t actually gay…
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If I was forced to choose between being gay and vegan, I would opt to be gay. As a celibatehomo, I wouldn’t need to take it up the arse or suck another guy’s cock, and I can still eat meat (not of the phallic variety of course).
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Vegetarians?
Bollocks! I bet these fat fuckers have munched on a few sausages (and cocks) during their time down the Blue Oyster bar.
The massive gays.
The big fat hairy gays.
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I bought a non stick pan with a lid and it had wrapping with pictures of these two cunts on. To say it didn’t do what was advertised would be an understatement it was fucking useless, these cunts will put there name to anything if it means money in their pocket,
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You don’t get to be as fat as they are eating mushroom substitute meat all day.
I bet as soon as those northern fatties had finished filming they we like:
“eh by gum lad. Let’s get us couple of fookin steak pies each man and 6 pint’a ale”
CUNTS
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“And the advert is saying you don’t need meat for a healthy meal.”
And there we have it MNC, proof if ever it was needed, that meat is a healthy meal. Cunts.
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These two hirsute cunts seem way too friendly & chummy to me. I bet they rim and suck each other enthusiastically from time to time in private. Gay bear cunts . . . fuck off!
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