Kate Garraway (3)

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Kate Garraway is an unbelievable attention seeking fuckmonkey, who is still scraping the barrel of the desperate attention seeking elixir and is still pimping out her husband’s story to keep her modified face in the press.

There can’t be anything worse than losing a loved one, but there comes a stage where I for one thinks have you no shame, let it be, leave it alone, if you keep using the memory you are drawing level with Katy Price pimping out Harvey everytime she needs to get very modified face in the papers…..stop being a cunt and find a new subject, isn’t it time for im a has been get me out of here or some other crap no one give a fuck about….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9198497/Kate-Garraway-admits-shes-not-coping-single-parent.html

78 thoughts on “Kate Garraway (3)”

  1. She needs a visit from St. Marcus of Rashford (who refused to show racist messages allegedly sent to him, as he had thousands of “beautiful children of all colours” following him in social meeeja), he can practice the “laying on of hands” on her pendulous bosoms-that should cheer her up.
    Sad for her husbands problems, it says he is a “political activist”-not a labour/champagne socialist us he?
    🤔

    • Rashford ‘yes I am a black man and proud to be black’

      Fuck, If a white man said he was proud to be white…. straight to the lock up for a bit re education 😂

      I would take the piss out of the cunt for his fucking enormous nose not the colour of his skin 👍

      • “I would take the piss out of the cunt for his fucking enormous nose not the colour of his skin.”

        Yeh but, no but, yeh but that’s racial stereotyping.
        😀

      • If he was in a group of other black footballers and I shouted ‘Oi darkie, get over here’ he wouldn’t respond but…
        If I shouted ‘Oi big nose get over here’, he would respond immediately 😂

      • How can anyone be proud of something about their body which they have no say in or control of?

        Am I proud to be male? No, it’s what I was born. Same with my colour and sexual preference.

        I am however quite proud of some of the prose pieces and songs I’ve written though.

    • Indeed, ‘Degsy’ Draper was the second in command bullshit Merchant during the Fony Tony/Bad Al ‘Professional bullshitter’ Campbell days…

      The guy is a proper champagne socialist cunt. Him and Kate Garrulous deserve each other.

  2. Not too busy or worried to fetch a book out soon to monetize the knackered cunts suffering though,eh Kate?
    Perfect.

  3. Have you no sympathy for a woman who has had her husband in and out of an induced coma getting on for a year? She’s going through hell and maybe talking about it might just help her to cope.

    Just hope it never happens to anyone in your family, then you might feel a bit different.

    Having read your nomination I think it might just be you that’s the cunt…

    • Do I detect a divergence of opinion? A “new departure” in this direction would certainly be welcome and is frankly long overdue.

      • Largely, Gutstick, yes I did “miss” the covid discussions on here. Perhaps you can provide a synopsis?

        Terry-Thomas did however enjoy a spat or two with Autie, as RuffTuffCreampuff’s records (not his LPs) will reveal. General Cunster was not only deceased but, broadly speaking, effectively debunked.

        I withdrew completely more-or-less simultaneously with Komodo, and probably for rather similar reasons. I’ve also been very busy defending bellends.

        Not sure what this has to do with Kate Garraway. I simply commented that it was refreshing to see the comment of Dioclese, which I hope might signify a departure from the usual circle jerk of agreement due to the “not cunting a cunter” rule. Which is another story altogether.

      • It’s funny how you talk about your alter egos like they are other people.
        You tried to insinuate that there isn’t any divergence of opinions, just pointing out the obvious.

      • Quite a few of them (eg Oranjebôom, much of Prof Honeyďew, and several other brief noms de plume) actually were “other people”, Gutstick. Admittedly most of these individuals were known to me (although there have been a couple of “imposters”, as it were). That they shared/emulated/channelled CS’s silly writing style was sufficient to hoodwink all on here. I was not personally very involved but obviously found it quite amusing. That was also all rather a while ago. A bit embarrassing really that the nuance was lost on everyone.

        I have never hidden who I am (although it would have been rather easy to do so) but have used other names due to Admin banning the previous incarnation. Had they not done so, I would have been CS all along. In any case, as said to Komodo before Christmas, I (Les Dawson, Euan A Phyte, CS, Terry-Thomas, et cetera) am out of here – and have pretty much been so since late summer.

        Fascinating stuff. Probably more interesting than Kate Garraway as it goes….

        (And on that note………DA)

      • TLDR version= I fooled everyone bwahahaha!’

        Even though he didn’t.

        I smell a 50-something (going on 15) virgin.

      • You’re easier to spot than coal on snow. Your own overinflated ego shines through on your every post no matter what user name you pick and it always will.

        Ps, for your next reincarnation can you pick username “The pub bore”? Look on the bright side, you could then add ‘satire’ to your long list of achievements 🥱

      • Try Charles Hawtrey as your next log in, it’s who I picture when I read your fantasies.

    • Ordinarily I would have sympathy for anybody in this situation, and do agree that the sprit of this cunting is wrong. However, given that said hubby is none other than turbo cunt Derek draper I have not an ounce of sympathy for his illness and hope he fucking snuffs it. That would certainly give the crocodile teared bitch something to cry about.

  4. She could replace that thumb she’s sucking on for my knob and I’d be quite happy.
    I don’t mind Kate Garraway, in today’s world of vacuous and preaching celebs she just does the job. Has a cracking rack as well.
    Horrible thing to go through.

    • I would be more than willing to take her mind of Decka’s predicament by her giving me a decent Tit wank ending in a huge chin omelette.!

  5. Im not one for lazing about in bed.

    That was me my missus would use me as a draught excluder.

  6. Just like when Nigella Lawson’s first old fella was hanging around for ages and inviting us to share in every second of his lingering death. Some things should just be kept private.

  7. Put yourself in her situation and ask yourself if you were a cunt by trying to get through each day knowing your other half would probably never get back to their previous health and could be dead within days/weeks/months.

    I know what it is like with my own Father’s health situation.

    I love a good cunting, but I can’t get on board with this, and therefore wield the mighty invalidator.

    • I don’t think anyone is having a go at her husband’s illness, the cunting is of her making all this public, when it should be a private affair. These people have no shame when it comes to keeping themselves in the public eye. No doubt she has already signed up his funeral to “Hello” or “OK). I’m sorry, but objection denied.

      • As Dio said, perhaps talking about the problem helps her get through it. I’m no expert but many on here are quick to jump on her. I wonder how they would act in the same circumstances?

        Sorry, the all-mighty invalidator cannot be denied.

      • Corrected for you Paul, ” I’m no expert but many on here would be quick to jump her”. No thanks needed. 😀

    • I would agree, people don’t deserve to suffer.

      But if you care to go through some of Guido Fawkes back archives from 2003-2008 their is lots of evidence the guy is a proper cunt. Karma I’m afraid. I’m only upset it didn’t get Campbell the same way, but the cunt is permanently alcohol soaked so that might be why…

  9. What is a cunt Is the daily mail lifting stories from another publication and passing it off as news, it’s an advert for god housekeeping magazine.

    These personal stories are click bait, they attract attention because the masses want to read them, the same way they click on single mum (usually accompanied by a few pouting selfies) revamped her home by spending £50 on tat at B&M and tidying up for the first time in a month.

    Kate is doing what celebrities do, probably been told she’s helping by sharing her story. People over sharing their lives is encouraged by the masses whom seem to be hungry for real life stories, also watch shitty soap operas, what’s happening in soap land is more interesting than their realities. It’s all symptomatic of the lack of meaning many folk find in their lives.

  12. I can’t have this nom I’m afraid. Purely because I’m in love with her and when he’s gone the shit I’m going to do to her arsehole is probably illegal in most developed countries….just need to find her address first. Oh, and Ben Shephard the jammy cunt has seen her tits. Fucking cunt!

    • It is undeveloped countries where that is illegal. In snowflake anything goes Britain anal destruction is positively encouraged.

  13. These fucking excessive likes up ticks !!! Adim are silly ad nauseum Your fucking site but fucking silly.

    (This has been noted before, and is nothing new. Could well be a bug in the WordPress app. We are looking at options. But for the moment just ignore the exaggerated upticks – DA)

    • It’s an open site, the only way to stop it would be removing the option to rate a comment or make people sign in to access the site.

      The admin team are not responsible for pathetic immature never had any pussy cunts who get their jollies from doing loser shit on the interweb.

      Look at it this way, every scripted like is another nail in the losers pathetic life.

      • Can you imagine how fucking boring your life must be, and how empty inside they are to think doing this is fun? No one gives a fuck you silly cunt.

  14. Because she’s a sleb she has free reign to blub her grief over the airways.
    It’s not as if any of the “little peoples” lives have been in any way affected is it ? The mouth breathers who fawn all over the shite media don’t know any better, they need to have their opinions handed to them on a plate. because ‘sleb’ lives matter more than their audience.
    Is this new fad of false ’empathy’ spilling over to this site? The clue is in the name, Mumsnet is over there >
    Wait for the next outpouring of faux grief when Captain Tom carks it.
    Verdict : Fair nom.
    Bollocks.

    • Well said.
      Now that is a comment which actually deserves a couple of hundred genuine tickies.

  15. I’m in hospital at the moment.
    Yesterday I put on one of my new Christmas jumpers but when I tried to take it off I couldn’t undo any of the buttons, so I tried taking it off over my head but I still couldn’t get it off and it’s now stuck firmly around my head.
    I’m currently sitting in A+E, waiting to see a cardyologist….

    • Never mind J R – your jumper will keep you warm and save you from having to get your coat!

  16. Well, at least this cunting hasn’t mysteriously disappeared like the last one about her.

  17. And yeah, for once I agree with Dio – whatever one may think of the woman she is in a legitimately terrible situation that I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

  18. Who the FUCK even is this women? I can honestly say until I saw this I have never even heard of this cock sucking bitch.

  19. I’ve nominated this narcissistic slump a couple of times.
    Yes its bad someone being in hospital for this long with covid but have some fucking decency and shut the fuck up

  20. I think Garraway is an abhorrent piece of shit. When The Donald got covid she said it couldn’t have happened to a nicer man and hoped he got it really bad.
    For someone who had a loved one at deaths door that showed a real lack of empathy and so I’m fully supportive of this cunting.

    • Is there a link to those comments because all I can remember was her criticising his (Trump) attitude to Covid.
      Dominic West was criticised for saying to Kate Garraway that he jumped for joy when he heard Trump had caught Covid, seemingly forgetting that her husband was on deaths door with Covid.

      (For the record, here’s the original nomination concerning Dominic West, Garraway and Trump – DA) Dominic West

  21. I can’t find a link for it but it was discussed on here several months ago and I do remember an article in the Mail. I’m not surprised that there are no links as MSM are cunts that think we live in 1984.

  22. I don’t know much about her-any chance of a photo of her playing with her “puppies” chaps?

    #whitewivesmatter

    😋

  23. Celebrities who milk or cash in on a death are total cunts. File Garraway alongside Brendan Cox, Cuntney Love, Rio Ferdicunt, and that horrible pig, Jade Goody.

    And watch the grief bonanza from Katie Cunt when Harvey snuffs it. She will cash in on him even more if he’s dead.

  24. Am I the only one who wants to play football with Benjamin Butterworth?
    Using him as the ball, of course.

  26. I’m not sure about the husband but i can’t agree with the cunting on the basis of her enormous tits giving me plenty of inspiration back in the olden days.

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