Dead Pool [202]

Congratulations to Norman who has gone and won Dead Pool 201 by correctly predicting Coronation Steet actor Johnny Briggs would be next to snuff it aged 85. Briggs had a 66 year career in acting but will always be best known for playing Mike Baldwin for 30 years running Underworld fighting Ken Barlow and having an affair with Deirdre. His character was written out in 2006 when Mike died of pneumonia and Alzheimer’s in his arch-nemesis Ken Barlow`s arms. His last lines on the show were “Deirdre loves me”.Johnny Briggs was 85 and died today following a long illness.

On to Dead Pool 202.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [202]

  1. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Benjamin Ferencz

    Nice work Norman.

  2. James Earl Jones
    William Daniels (voice of KITT from Knightrider)
    Dame Shirley Williams
    Linda Nolan
    Peter Higgs (He of the boson)

  3. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  4. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl

  5. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde
    Tom Atkins (actor)
    Good shot Norman…

  6. Congrat’s Norman
    ______________
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)

      • you’re always pinching my noms, you old tart.

        I’ll have Billy Dee Williams instead

  7. Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

  8. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  9. Baldwin was one of the last Street greats. 1976-1977 was probably the show’s peak.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Anna Karen
    Henry Woolf
    Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher

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