Congratulations to Norman who has gone and won Dead Pool 201 by correctly predicting Coronation Steet actor Johnny Briggs would be next to snuff it aged 85. Briggs had a 66 year career in acting but will always be best known for playing Mike Baldwin for 30 years running Underworld fighting Ken Barlow and having an affair with Deirdre. His character was written out in 2006 when Mike died of pneumonia and Alzheimer’s in his arch-nemesis Ken Barlow`s arms. His last lines on the show were “Deirdre loves me”.Johnny Briggs was 85 and died today following a long illness.
On to Dead Pool 202.You Know the Rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
Bert Newton
Kamal
Mohammed Mahathir
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong
1
Norman Lloyd
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Sonny Barger
Raymond Briggs
0
Michael J Fox
Jerry Lee Lewis
Clair Bloom
Glenda Jackson
John Woodvine
0
Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Benjamin Ferencz
Nice work Norman.
0
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Stanley Baxter.
June Lockhart.
Timothy west.
0
James Earl Jones
William Daniels (voice of KITT from Knightrider)
Dame Shirley Williams
Linda Nolan
Peter Higgs (He of the boson)
0
Peter Lorimer if he hasn’t been bagged already
0
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Norman.
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Millicent Martin
George Takei
Good darts Norman
0
Camp Cliff pikeyed, substitute Anita Harris
0
Richard Donner
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
Sidney Poitier
Bruce Dern
0
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Icke
David Irving
0
Berry Gordy
Pete Murray
Nana Mouskouri
Norman Lloyd
The European Union
2
Moria Anderson
Dougie Squires
Clodagh Rodgers
Ben Murphy
Jerry Lee Lewis
0
Twitter saying Peter Lorimer has died.Will keep an eye out for confirmation.
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissy Hynde
Tom Atkins (actor)
Good shot Norman…
0
Raul Castro
Betty white
Bob Barker
Gene Hackman
Dick Chaney
0
And very good darts Norman
0
And very good darts Norman
0
Brigitte Bardot
Jean Paul Belmondo
Leslie Caron
Alain Delon
Ralph Lauren
1
They’re all a bit ….. foreign
13
Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Bob Wellings
Morris Perry
1
Who the hell is Bob Wellings ? and Morris Perry, come to mention it ?
13
Try googling
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Wellings
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Perry
Well known names to many .
2
Great – just pick any dribbler over 90 ?
2
Norman Tebbit
Chris Rea
Buzz Aldrin
Franco Nero
Vernon Wells (Bennett from Commando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQVHP-sPTbw )
1
Congrat’s Norman
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Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
14
Sorry but James Earl Jones was nabbed by me a bit earlier.
3
you’re always pinching my noms, you old tart.
I’ll have Billy Dee Williams instead
5
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
George Shultz
Pope Francis
Anthony Faugci
Cuntgrats Norm
0
Billy Connelly
Willie Nelson
Mickey Gilley
Pope Benedict
Nicola Sturgeon
0
Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
0
Peacock gone. Congrats Boris.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Peacock
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
Baldwin was one of the last Street greats. 1976-1977 was probably the show’s peak.
Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Anna Karen
Henry Woolf
Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher
1
Anyone have Glenn Roeder?
He was a fine player for Newcastle United.
0