Congrats to Shaun who correctly predicted the last stand for Capt. Tom. The NHS fund raiser and all round good egg was 100. Nearly always getting first dibs on the frail and hopeless, how does Shaun do it? Amazing! – NA. 🙂
On to Deadpool 196.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
The NHS
Joe Biden
Hunter Biden
Prince Andrew
Joshua Wong
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Carlos Menem
Michael Caputo
Peter Short (ITV engineer who switched on the new channel)
Leon Spinks
David Gulpilil
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Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Kenneth Cope
Penelope Keith
0
ps
Sad news about Capt. Tom. Apparently he raised £30m for the NHS at the age of 99/100. I bet he saved a fair few lives by the additional equipment and resources.
The generation of mettle – not one we are ever likely to see again.
RIP
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Well said. Good on him.
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And no doubt the NHS have squandered it on teeth and checkups for illegals
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Brigitte Bardot
Jean Paul Belondo
Leslie Caron
Bernard Cribbins
Alain Delon
0
Do you have something against Le Français, Cuntologist?
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Now you mention it I don’t like that Macron and his granny wife one bit!
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Big Fat Ron Atkinson
Hardy ‘The One That Got Away’ Kruger
Biddy ‘Blue Peter’ Baxter
William ‘The Fridge’ Perry
Bill ‘The Weatherman’ Giles
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Deadpool twice in one day!
Fucking hell!
Sad about Old Tom. Just not looking forward to the ‘flies on shit’ storm by MSM with all the fake tributes to a man that physically fought and risked his Life for cunts like the BBC who welcome the destruction of the very country he went to war for!
(Apologies for the rant admin!)
Errr,
Here we go:
Fiona Bruce
Jimmy Somerville
Melania Trump
Billy Bragg
Brooklyn Beckham
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Creepy Joe.Teflon Tony.”Lord” Heseltine.Am I allowed to say Prince Philip the Greek?Tony Bennett
0
Roger Corman
Tom Baker
Bamber Gascoigne
Petula Clark
Terrence Stamp
0
Joss Ackland
Kenneth Kaunda
Clarissa Eden
Jack Smethurst
John Nettleton
0
Ken Clarke
Dominic Grieve
Lewis Hamilton
Ursula von Dee Leyen
Murray Walker
0
Norman Tebbit
Roy Hattersley
CJ de Mooi
Henry Winkler
Buzz Aldrin
0
I predicted this in work today. It wasn’t in a dead pool. Just this girl I was talking to
Nigel Lawson
Peter purvis
David MaCallum
G Gordon Liddy
Alejandro Jodorowski
0
Vince McMahon
Prince Phillip
Richie Blackmore
Dame Judi Dench
Gazza
0
Just realised that Prince Phillip has been taken.
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What? By the Grim Reaper? Then you’re a winner!
😀
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Touche sir!
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Yaphet Kotto
David Van Day
Frank Williams F1
Duke of Kent (The Grandmaster)
Charlie Sheen
0
Shaun, are you the Grim Reaper by any chance?
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He certainly seems to know things. Be very scared if he turns up at your door!
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Ed Asner
Ed Izzard
Ed Fox
Ed Milliband
Prince Ed
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Let Sir Tom be a warning.
A life that is seduced by celebrity is a life cut short.
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Bert Newton
Kamal
Mohammed Mahathir
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Stan Bowles
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
Meatloaf
Barry Manilow
Val Kilmer
Marianne Faithful
Derek Jacobi
2
Patricia Krenwinkle.
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Michael Aspel.
Timothy West.
2
Lily Allen
Katie Price
Harvey Price
Joan Collins
Democracy
1
Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Raul Castro
George Shultz
Christopher Plummer
0
Jimmy Carter
Betty White
Raul Castro
George Shultz
Christopher Plummer
0
John Carpenter
Tom Atkins (yank actor)
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissy Hynde
Congrats again Shaun
and RIP Capn Tom…
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Had a sneaking suspicion you may elect to include Paul Lambert this time round CMC. Wishful thinking perhaps.
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Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Warren Buffett
Burt Bacharach
Michael Aspel
Michael Parkinson
David Jason
0
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Anthony Fauci
George Schultz
Warren Buffet
Ffs I have a little afternoon nap come back and two more deadpools have happened. Fucking nicely done Shaun you sure no how to pick ’em
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Know* ffs got past the spellchecker again
Replace Warren Buffet with Chuck Schumer pls
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