Dead Pool [196]

Posted on February 2, 2021 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congrats to Shaun who correctly predicted the last stand for Capt. Tom. The NHS fund raiser and all round good egg was 100. Nearly always getting first dibs on the frail and hopeless, how does Shaun do it? Amazing! – NA. 🙂

On to Deadpool 196.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

99 thoughts on “Dead Pool [196]”

Coolforcunts on February 2, 2021 at 4:27 pm said:

Bob Dole
Murray Walker
June Brown
Leslie Phillips
Prince Philip range Rover driver extraordinaire

OMG! That must have been about 45 seconds after I hit the Publish button. Keen aren’t we? Good luck! – NA

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- General Tso's Chiggun on February 2, 2021 at 4:30 pm said:
  
  Your description of old Phil never fails to make me laugh CFC. 😂
  
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  - Coolforcunts on February 2, 2021 at 4:50 pm said:
    
    In fairness I think I might of seen it somewhere else and pinched it, GTC, but the good thing about oldish age is you never really know 😬
    
    Rip, Captain Tom.
    
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- Coolforcunts on February 2, 2021 at 4:33 pm said:
  
  I was forewarned of Captain Tom’s demise by Bertie in the Fatcnt nom, NA, so was on standby 😈
  
  45 seconds eh…..😎
  
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J R Cuntley on February 2, 2021 at 4:28 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Shannen Doherty
Barbara Eden
Loretta Switt
Robert Wagner

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Lord of on February 2, 2021 at 4:29 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter (Jimmy’s wife)
Norman Lloyd
Walter Mondale
Glynis John.
Might as well get in quick and bagg the popular choices.

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- Lord of Biryani on February 2, 2021 at 4:30 pm said:
  
  Lord Biryani* Fucking phone!!
  
  Yeah, it’s the ‘phone’s fault. Fingers like telegraph poles? Don’t fret, you’re in. – NA
  
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  - Lord Biryani on February 2, 2021 at 4:41 pm said:
    
    I have eyesight like a cunt as well.
    
    Oh yeah? How did that happen? 😉 – NA
    
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  - Lord Biryani on February 2, 2021 at 5:01 pm said:
    
    Not sure but my bloody right arm is aching as well.
    
    LOL. I thought it might be. – NA
    
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  - Wanksock on February 2, 2021 at 5:34 pm said:
    
    I knew it was you because you have nicked her again!
    
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Liberal Liquidator on February 2, 2021 at 4:29 pm said:

Benjamin Ferencz
Bernie Madoff
Anne Buydens
Beverly Cleary
Eileen Ash

Nice work Shaun.

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General Tso's Chiggun on February 2, 2021 at 4:29 pm said:

Tom Smith (rugby)
June Brown
Slick Woods
Dai Davies
Rush Limbaugh

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- General Tso's Chiggun on February 3, 2021 at 11:33 am said:
  
  Swap out Slick Woods for Paul Canoville (Chelsea’s first black footballer)
  
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Dick Byrne on February 2, 2021 at 4:30 pm said:

Jimmy Breaks
Evelyn Rothschild
Bernie Clifton
Precious Mckenzie
Bruce Glover

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Dickie Dribbler on February 2, 2021 at 4:30 pm said:

Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
William Russell

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Miserable Northern Cunt on February 2, 2021 at 4:30 pm said:

Marky Ramone
Beast of Bolsover
Alexi navalny
Bobbi wine
Clint Eastwood

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CuntyMort on February 2, 2021 at 4:31 pm said:

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei
Good darts Shaun. Was that the shortest deadpool?

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General Tso's Chiggun on February 2, 2021 at 4:33 pm said:

Habe we ever had two Dead Pools in one day before?

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- General Tso's Chiggun on February 2, 2021 at 4:33 pm said:
  
  Have that should be . Gboard is a cunt.
  
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  - Dickie Dribbler on February 2, 2021 at 6:44 pm said:
    
    Yes it has. It last happened 22/12/19. DP150 & DP151 when Martin Peters & Tony Britton were the losers with Jack & Dioclese the winners.
    
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- Dickie Dribbler on February 2, 2021 at 6:46 pm said:
  
  Should be Yes we have not yes it has. Whatever you’ve got GTC it’s catching.
  
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Lord of Biryani on February 2, 2021 at 4:33 pm said:

Rip Tom you superstar.

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- Captain Magnanimous on February 2, 2021 at 4:38 pm said:
  
  Superb British spirit.
  
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Deploy the Sausage on February 2, 2021 at 4:33 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl

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The Big Chunky Cunty on February 2, 2021 at 4:34 pm said:

Matt Hancock
Twat Mancock
Shat Fancock
Fat Nancock
Prat Clamcock

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Uncle Monke on February 2, 2021 at 4:35 pm said:

Colin Powell
Ozzy Osbourne
Harrison Ford
Vince Cable
Tom Baker

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- Uncle Monke on February 2, 2021 at 4:37 pm said:
  
  Can I change Ozzy Osbourne to Judge Judy
  
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Captain Magnanimous on February 2, 2021 at 4:37 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint

Will Shaun make it a Deathly hat-trick in one day?

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Everyonesacunt on February 2, 2021 at 4:37 pm said:

Glad he got to Barbados those who disagree go fuck yourselves
Rip Tom

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- Coolforcunts on February 2, 2021 at 4:56 pm said:
  
  Hear hear.
  
  If it wasn’t for him and old soldiers like him these cunts wouldn’t be here now and even in his sad demise he’s probably leading a better life than a few of these sulky crybaby shit stains.
  
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  - Gutstick Japseye on February 2, 2021 at 5:46 pm said:
    
    I can’t imagine today’s lot fighting the Japs in Burma. I bet the WiFi is rubbish.
    
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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on February 2, 2021 at 4:38 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Murray Walker
Jacques Delors
Harry Belafonte
Shane MacGowan

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on February 2, 2021 at 4:44 pm said:
  
  Sorry can’t compete with Coolforcunts fast finger.
  Choose Sidney Poitier for Murray Walker.
  
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Everyonesacunt on February 2, 2021 at 4:43 pm said:

Sleepy joe
Magic grandpa
Bruce welch
Owen Jones
Flat bott

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Bob Frapples on February 2, 2021 at 4:44 pm said:

Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Sammy Gravano
Dominic Chianese
Paul Sorvino

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Whymeforfucksake on February 2, 2021 at 4:45 pm said:

Peter Blake.
Peter Cellier.
John Clegg.
Patricia Routledge.
Tuesday Weld.

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Gutstick Japseye on February 2, 2021 at 4:46 pm said:

David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Irving
Rose West
David Icke

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Uttercunt on February 2, 2021 at 4:47 pm said:

Elton john
Shirley Bassey
Michael Hestletine
Tony Blair….hope
Donald Sutherland

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Chicken George on February 2, 2021 at 4:48 pm said:

Richard O’sullivan
Harry Roberts
Lawrie Mcmenemy
Shirley Jones
Ghislaine Maxwell

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Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea on February 2, 2021 at 5:05 pm said:

Khaled Mashal
Paul McCartney
Wayne Osmond
Brian De Palma
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on February 2, 2021 at 5:13 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Norman Lloyd
Dick Van Dyke
John Astin
Imelda Marcos

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- Lord Biryani on February 2, 2021 at 5:35 pm said:
  
  My sincere apologies Ruff Tuff but the jumped in quick and nabbed Norman Lloyd.
  
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on February 2, 2021 at 6:02 pm said:
    
    No probs M’lud.
    
    Swap Lloyd for James O’Brien.
    
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ThomasCunt on February 2, 2021 at 5:17 pm said:

Jimmy greaves
Micheal Parkinson
Rolf Harris
Linda Nolan
Tony bennet

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Smells Fishy on February 2, 2021 at 5:24 pm said:

Petula Clark
Joe Bugner
Shirley Bassey
Brendan Foster
Vangelis

RIP Captain

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- Smells Fishy on February 2, 2021 at 5:25 pm said:
  
  SB taken – will change for Hollie Johnson
  
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Jack The Cunter on February 2, 2021 at 5:31 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
James Newell Osterberg
Nehemiah Persoff
Dickie Davies

Bang on, Shaun.

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Norman on February 2, 2021 at 5:32 pm said:

Another goal, Shaun. The Denis Law of the Dead Pool.

Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Johnny Briggs
Anna Karen

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Wanksock on February 2, 2021 at 5:36 pm said:

Henry Kissinger
John Hemingway
Bernie Ecclestone
Ted Dexter
Mohamed Al-Fayed

RIP Captain Tom. The world is a poorer place without you.

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- Rob Knott on February 2, 2021 at 6:16 pm said:
  
  Sir Bobby Charlton
  Vladimir Putin
  Phil Collins
  Richard Keys
  Kenny Sansom
  
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