Tattoos on women (5)

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They just look fucking horrible. Too masculine, even if it’s a ‘cute’ tatoo.

It just puts me right off. One could imagine (but I would know nothing about such things) looking at a porn thumbnail and finding the lass attractive, only to find her covered in tattoos on the video itself. I could imagine your member would deflate quicker than the Zeppelin, but I would know nothing about such things.

Tattoos on women. Worse than genocide and men who like women covered in tats are probably secret ‘interior designers’.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

105 thoughts on “Tattoos on women (5)”

  1. Alright. Who else checked if she was wearing knickers or had had her lady bits tattooed?

  2. Looks bloody vile, I know of one of the cast of Tattoo of Us on MTV. Ive even heard through the grapevine she doesn’t even like them either. Plastered in the fuckers. Truely revolting. Imagine that when they are old, it’s bad enough when young.

    • Id Rattle her bones💪💪💪💪🇬🇧
      Pwhoarr!!
      I like tattooed birds, id be a bit of hypocrite saying otherwise,
      Back tattooed, chest, arms, shin,
      Ive got more ink than a squid.
      Dont regret them dont hide them, just there, don’t think about them really.
      But if a single bloke a drawing on a bird wouldn’t put me off getting in her knickers.

      • MNC@ – my Brothers are covered in them, I just have my gang ink!
        (Boy Scouts! – ooh, they were brutes!) 😃

  4. Yep, straight away!
    My Mother used to dislike tattoos intensely – “tattoos are for labourers and criminals”.
    On reflection I should have taken this into account before turning up with that swastika on my face..

  5. They’re just as bad on men. The Devil’s own ink. At least golden showers wash off.

  6. If it’s just a small discreet tattoo on wrist or ankle, then not too bad, but can’t stand it when they are festooned with them. Nasty and tarty. Also hate navel piercings, just as vile and disgusting.

  7. I was once seeing a girl, with whom I enjoyed an inordinate amount of sex .

    She had a tramp stamp. Gave me something to look at to while the time away when I was smashing away at her quivering, pink love pudding from behind like a man possessed.

    • That last paragraph is poetry Paul👍
      With your permission, I will be plagiarising it for my forthcoming Ed Sheer-cunt type album👍

  8. I like my women tattooed, pierced and a bit mental. I don’t give a flying fuck how you like yours.

  9. Look on Pornhub*; in 80s porn, tatts were a novelty; nowadays the niche preference is a bird without any.

    * so Im told

    • Naw, id use her shite for toothpaste, shes a illustrated sex goddess…
      Jesus, have to go get changed now.

      • Looks like somebody’s been doing a dot-to-dot on her if the picture was a doodle of Roger Hargreaves’ Mr. Messy.

  13. First ‘lady’ that I did the business with was my mate’s sister. Lived in Wakefield.

    She already had a couple of kids and had big dangly boobs.

    Had homemade tattoos saying ‘MILD’ on one tit and ‘BITTER’ on the other.

    Them were the days. Trouble with today’s youngsters is they have no class.

    • Come on Gunner. If mild and bitter were spelled correctly then that is class. For Wakefield.

      • I confirm that classy birds from Wakefield have correctly spelt tattoos!
        And I porked Carol Decker, the lead singer of T’Pau when she worked at the Rock, a pub on Westgate back in the day.
        Quality!

      • Did you really? Always had a thing for Carol back in the day. I recall a rumour she fancied a bit of girl on girl as well.

        Saw her recently on one of them 8os relived things. Not sure I would now.

      • Vernon
        Two questions re Ms Decker:

        -is she a natural redhead?

        -did she treat your pork truncheon like “China in her hands”?

  14. I don’t mind women with the odd tatt or two. Reminds me of a girl I dated in my 20s. She had a tatt at the small of her back of a butterfly and the words “fuck me”

    A nice incentive when i was banging her from behind

  15. To me, tattoos don’t look masculine, they just look ugly and unnecessary. They’re acquired by people with low self esteem. I like the natural look – no tattoos, piercings, make-up, jewellery, flashy clothes, complicated hairstyles. I’ve always liked the tomboy look, a naturally pretty girl in a t-shirt, jeans and trainers. The sort who doesn’t complain about getting her hair ruffled.

    • Funny though, never been without a woman since I was 14yr.
      You dating much?

      • MNC@ – random one, I used to know a guy, punk, huge mohican, top lad and covered head to foot with incredible artwork – he had it in his will that when he died he wanted the tattoos cut off his skin and used as patterns for other people who wanted them – they were amazingly good.
        I miss that mad fucker, but he lives on through the art he left.

  16. Vile, and unfortunately, loads of women have them. All in the name of fashion.
    All these people say they want to look individual, tattoos and piercings, and they all end up looking the same. How dumb is that?

  17. Elton John went to the Tattooist and said he wanted a Rolls Royce Tattooed on his cock.
    The Tattooist said,”You’d be better off with a Land Rover mate, it won’t get stuck in the shit!”

  18. I’m not even sure that they are not just felt-tipped on, fucking things are clearly rubbing off on the quilt.

    Also, is that a tattoo of fucking Rob Zombie and Michael Myers on her leg? If you are going to go for tattoos and act like you are some kind of walking, embodiment of art, then at least have some semblance of original creativity and come up with your own art or individual input. Not just pay some cunt to draw somebody else’s pictures on you, especially pop-culture references, it just screams vacuous twat.
    The mind boggles sometimes, how is it even possible to not see the inevitability of a future where you now have a stupidly dated and absurd set of wrinkled, barely discernible pictures, referencing a widely-panned remake of an old, shitty movie sagging off your leg?

  19. It’s a fair assumption that tattooed birds are filth. Having banged many inked-up wimmin 20 years ago, I can confirm this declaration.
    Hell, I even married a fit-as-fuck heavily tattooed bird who was a total fuck-monkey for 10 years (until the second kid) before transforming into a fat-as-fuck tattooed frigid monstrosity.
    Tattooed birds are lush.

  20. Men who like women that heavily tattooed are blatantly repressed homosexuals. In bedroom hours they probably get women like that to wipe coaldust on their chins, put a donkey jacket on and and talk in an Irish accent about how deep they want the footings dug 🤢

    Disgusting 🤮

    • I didn’t feel particularly homosexual when I was balls deep in a succession of several beautiful women 20 years ago.
      Perhaps it is spineless beige cissies who like listening to Cliff Richard and drive a Suzuki Swift who can’t handle a nasty bird?

      • Were their names Seamus, Eamon and Calum? I won’t judge 😉

        I prefer classy over nasty, motorbikes over cars….but you got me on Sir Cliff 💪

  21. Tats are for pathetic, weak-willed chavs who are simply screaming “LOOK AT ME !!”.

    They are ok if only on the front – I suppose you can turn her over and fuck her up the poop-chute without seeing them.

    • Bit rich coming from Devon,
      Where bumming your sister is normal.
      Or marrying your goat.

      • MNC@ – these goats – do they, er, “put out” at all or do you have to get a wedding ring on their hoof first?
        Asking for a friend..

      • Foxy, as long as its a formal proposal your ok to dabble.
        Gotta admit a firm set of udders and a nannys bleat is a head turner.😀

        Goat love is sometimes known as Devonshire Shame.

      • Cheeky fucker.

        Put me down for a couple of I luv Mums, a few tigers, a nose-ring, one on each eyebrow, a Prince Albert and ‘antidisestablishmentism on my pecker.

  22. All body defacement /disfigurement is shite.

    Tattoos, piercings, face painting (infantile) – body “art” of any description – cosmetic surgery, jewellery, all but minimal makeup.

    That said, partial to birds wearing glasses with black plastic rims and smoking tabs. And fake eyelashes on some birds give me the fucking horn. Birds should also be shaved (except pubes and head hair). Prefer the more boyish figure, me, fatties can fuck right off!

    Be happy to use the head of that blasphemous thing in the header picture. She’s got a nice, blow-jobable face, but the rest of it should be gunned down on sight.

    • As someone who has never smoked in their life, I find women smoking tabs as fuckin’ revolting.

      • Evening Bertie.

        They have to be young and fit and wearing glasses as described*, otherwise it doesn’t work.

        * Other pérversions are available.

  23. Each to their own.

    To me, she looks like she belongs in a travelling show, with the bearded lady and the man with lizard eyes😢

    Less is more- a subtle, meaningful one.
    Queuing to pay for fuel a few years ago, I noticed that both of the tubby wimminz in front of me had names and dates tattooed on the back of their corpulent necks, presumably the dates of birth of their benefit creating offspring.

    I bet Owen Jones has a ratio of chairman Mao on his arsecheek😂

    Sorry-not for me-I’m strictly in the “natural beauty” fan club.

    • Agreed.

      I’ve had superb-looking women with tattooes but they look like a bruises from the past. The best-looking was a sweet German lass and a Korean bird, both of whom had them on their upper arms like Geordie brickies. Pretty average in the sack although the Korean loved sucking on the schlong. There was also a Yank who was peppered in them. I didn’t know whether to fuck her or read her. It was like a dyslexic’s toilet.

      Good cunting.

  25. When she is in her later life, it will look like 1960s curtains hanging off her.

  26. Cannot stand tattooed women, fat women, women who smoke, women who wear too much make up, women who are loud and uncouth, and women who have their tits or stomachs hanging out.

    That’s why I went Japanese. Most if not all Japanese girls are none of the above and are as natural as the day they were born.

    • Yip can’t stand them . Sad fucks trying to find an identity through ink as they don’t have one .

    • 🎶 I’m turning Japanese
      I think I’m turning Japanese
      I really think so
      Turning Japanese
      I think I’m turning Japanese
      I really think so. 🎶

  27. Didn’t that lass from the telly have her perfectly nice arse cheeks covered with tattoos?
    Roses?
    Cheryl “blek meat gobbler” Cole?
    Oh fuck knows but it was a shame.
    So long as she didn’t speak.
    At all.

    • Then you go give me roses, then you give me flowers, then you give me roses, what do I do?

      Haywoode was The One.

  28. It’s disappointing in 2021 when you click a few hours later and this is still the top cunting. Can’t we just cunt something for the sake of it? I don’t know, Covid-tainted fish and chips or something?

  29. Women with tats? Yeah gross. What about men with tats? They look like cunts as well.

    Only the other day we had a mom about equal treatment. I rest my case.

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