Dead Pool [193]

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Congratulations to J R Cuntley who wins Dead Pool 192 by correctly predicting the demise of Oscar Emmy and Bafta award-winning actress Cloris Leachman who has died aged 94 from natural causes.

On to Deadpool 193.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Nominations (Shaun)

Dustin Diamond
Doddie Weir
Rob Burrow
Michael Caputo
Derek Draper

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [193]”

  4. The eternal ……
    Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, JR

  8. Cloris was also good in the (in)famous Twilight Zone episode ‘It’s A Good Life’.

    And in there, JR.

    Frank O’ Farrell (ex-Man United manager)
    Henry Woolf (Steptoe’s Frankie Barrow)
    Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
    Anna Karen (Olive off On The Buses)
    Johnny Briggs (Mike Baldwin of Coronation Street)

  10. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    • Indeed Admin/Shaun – It’s not looking good for Dustin Diamond .

      I remember reading years ago that Dustin is a weirdo and is into the sort of sexual deviancy that even B&WC would balk at.

  12. Back of the net JRC!

    Betty ‘Order! Order!’ Boothroyd
    William ‘The Fridge’ Perry
    Garrison ‘A Prairie Home Companion’ Keillor
    Manfred ‘Do Wah Diddy Diddy’ Mann
    Grace ‘White Rabbit’ Slick

  14. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Ratko Mladic
    Julie Goodyear

  15. Katie Price
    Harvey Price
    Ghislaine Maxwell
    Joe Biden
    Lily Allen

    I’m surprised that Miserable overlooked Katie and King Kong to be honest.

  16. Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter (Jimmy’s wife)
    Walter Mondale
    Sonny Barger
    Patricia Routledge.

    • Patricia Routledge and Jimmy Carter already nabbed. Norman Lloyd and Richard O’Sullivan instead.

  18. I actually called Phil Spector correctly in the last Dead Pool. No fucking credit for it though

  20. Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    Billy Dee Williams (Lando)

  23. Nicola (Rugmuncher) Sturgeon
    Ian (Fatty Arbuckle) Blackford
    Ash (I’m literally a cunt) Sarkar
    Owen (Dreadful little twat) Jones
    Kamala (Inaugurate me now) Harris
    This is a wish list, you understand

  27. Lionel Bair
    Leslie Phillips
    Tom baker
    tony Robinson
    Michael Parkinson

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