Congratulations to J R Cuntley who wins Dead Pool 192 by correctly predicting the demise of Oscar Emmy and Bafta award-winning actress Cloris Leachman who has died aged 94 from natural causes.
On to Deadpool 193.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
My Nominations (Shaun)
Dustin Diamond
Doddie Weir
Rob Burrow
Michael Caputo
Derek Draper
David Icke
Rose West
David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Irving
0
Bob Dole
Murray Walker
June Brown
Leslie Phillips
Prince Philip range Rover driver extraordinaire
0
Well played JRC 👍
1
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
1
Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves
Yaphet Kotto
Frank Williams F1
Donald Rumsfeld
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
Die FIFA scum.
2
Murray Walker
Jimmy Greaves
Yaphet Kotto
Frank Williams F1
Donald Rumsfeld
0
I’ll nominate the Duke of Kent The Grandmaster instead of Murray Walker.
0
Duke of Kent gone so I’ll nominate
Sir Tom Moore.
0
Rush Limbaugh
Linda Nolan
Jimmy Carter
Micheal Parkinson
Jimmy Greaves
0
Some cunt has Jimmy Greaves.
0
The usual thieving bastard.
1
You beat me to the cunt by 1 minute Mr B&WC ☹️
I’ll have Sidney Poitier instead of Jimmy Greaves
0
Congrats, JRC!
Khaled Mashal
Wayne Osmond
Brian De Palma
Paul McCartney
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
1
Jack Smethurst
Joss Ackland
Kenneth Kaunda
Egon Krenz
John Nettleton
0
Donald Sutherland
Clint Eastwood
Hilary Clinton
Bobby Charlton
Neil kinnock.
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl
0
Peter Cellier.
Peter Blake.
Tuesday Weld.
Patricia Routledge.
John Clegg. La de da Gunner Graham.
0
Ken Bates
Johnny Mathis
Henry Kissinger
Sylvia Sims
Pete Murray
0
Tom Smith (rugby)
Slick Woods
Heather Locklear
Dai Davies
June Brown
0
Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt
Jet Black
Kenneth Cope
Morris Perry
0
Arthur Scargill
Marsha Hunt
Dick Van Dyke
Bob Newhart
Imelda Marcos
0
Joe Biden
Gerd Muller
Rudolph Walker
Terry Waite
Giuseppe Conti
0
Well struck JR
The Dalai Lama
Barry Humphries
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
1
My Murdoch’s been nicked. Another deadpool, another nobody who never appears on these pages, another thieving gyppó.
I’ll take Chevvy Chase.
1
Sir Cuntalot has been on the site for a while. He just doesn’t post as frequently as some of us.
2
Sir ChavAlot, more like.
1
Lorraine Chase
Billy Connelly
Donald Trump
Jimmy Greaves
Bernard Cribbins
0
Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
0
Ken Clarke
Dominic Grieve
Lewis Hamilton
Philip Hammond
John McDonnell
1
Bert Newton
Kamal
Mohammed Mahathir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Jimmy Breaks
Evelyn Rothschild
Bernie Clifton
Precious Mckenzie
Bruce Glover
0
Elton John
Owen Jones
Phil Schofield
Peter Tachell
Jason Mraz
0
Prince Philip
Richard Wilson
Robert Wagner
Jack Nicholson
Captain Tom
1
Prince Philip already bagged
Ian St John.
0
Captain Tom reportedly hospitalised with covid.
https://www.itv.com/news/2021-01-31/covid-captain-tom-moore-in-hospital-with-coronavirus
Get your victory speech ready.
0
Brigitte Bardot
Alain Delon
Leslie Caron
Valerie Giscard D’Estaing
0
V G d’E already dead.
0
Dickie – you’re very well up on who’s joined the dead brigade.
Are you working part time at the mortuary or summat?
😀
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt.
Chrissy Hynde
Good shot JR…
1
Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Beverly Cleary
Benjamin Ferencz
Eileen Ash
Nice work JR
1
Hollie Johnson
Joe Bugner
Vangellis
Ian Lavender
Anna Ford
0
Desmond Morris
Christopher Plummer
Stephan Sondheim
Mel Brooks
Bamber Gascoigne
0
Glynis Johns
Ted Dexter
John Hemingway
Bernie Ecclestone
Mohamed Al-Fayed
0