Dead Pool [191]

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Congratulations to Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler who correctly predicted the next passing would be that of Tommy Pilling. His claim to fame was he and his wife, Maryanne, became one of the first couples with Down syndrome to marry in the UK. As if the poor bugger didn’t have enough to cope with, he succumbed to ‘Rona complications. He was 62.

On to Deadpool 191.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

64 thoughts on “Dead Pool [191]”

  1. Fuck it Me Tony Blair’s been knicked, bloody pikeys.
    Cherie Blair
    Cliff Richard
    Anita Harris
    Stanley Johnson
    George Takei

    Good darts Mr F

  5. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Heather Locklear
    Angela Lansbury
    Slick Woods

  6. Ralph Natale (former boss of The Philadelphia Mob)
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Paul Sorvino

  7. Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Michael Barrett
    Kenneth Cope
    Dave Lee Travis and his wandering hands

  9. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  10. Norman Tebbit
    Henry Winkler
    C.J. de Mooi (formerly of Eggheads fame)
    Buzz Aldrin
    Tim Curry

  11. Nancy Pelosi
    Owen Jones
    Ash Sarkar
    Stewart Lee
    Nicola Sturgeon
    And thousands more of the cunts…..

  12. Kay Burley
    Nish Kumar
    Emily Mateless
    Ian Blackford
    Cathy Newman
    And thousands more of the cunts…..

  13. I would like to say to Dick Foxchase-Fiddler that the correct selection of Tommy Pilling has to be the greatest dead pool nomination and win ever.

    I shall not nominate this time as a token of my respect for what has to be the most cunty of cunt nominations for dead pool ever. You DF-F sir are one of the most noble cunters ever to grace these hallowed pages.

  15. Alain Delon
    Brigitte Bardot
    Leslie Caron
    Jean Paul Belmondo
    Valéry Giscard d’Estaing

    • C, Tens of millions of deserving Froggies to choose from yet you’ve gone and picked one that has already done the decent thing and popped their clogs.
      d’Estaing died 02/12/20.
      If you’re into deceased garlic eaters may I recommend a replacement, Édouard Balladur, the current oldest living former PM aged 91(born 02/05/29). He was French PM under Mitterrand between 29/03/1995 to 10/05/1995.

  21. Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    Billy Dee Williams (Lando)

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