Congratulations to Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler who correctly predicted the next passing would be that of Tommy Pilling. His claim to fame was he and his wife, Maryanne, became one of the first couples with Down syndrome to marry in the UK. As if the poor bugger didn’t have enough to cope with, he succumbed to ‘Rona complications. He was 62.
On to Deadpool 191.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
Biden
Blair
Bojo
Hancock
Whitty
(Wow! Took you all of 30 seconds to post your noms. Pretty keen. – NA)
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Lucky timing. Won £10 on a scratch card yesterday too. Here’s to hoping the good roll continues (Blair, please).
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Blair? Oh, I do hope so.
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Michael gambon
Pope benedict 16th
Tony Bennett
Harry Belafonte
Walter Mondale
0
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Hal Holbrook
Chrissy Hynde
Paul Verhoeven
Congrats Dick…
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Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
Bullseye Mr Fiddler
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In there, Dickie.
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Gene Hackman
Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
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Tony Bennett
Rush Limbaugh
Linda Nolan
Micheal Parkinson
Jimmy Greaves
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Fuck it swap Tony Bennett for Rolf Harris
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Clint Eastwood
Michael Caine
Michael Hestletine
Diana Abbott
Bob Geldof
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Prince Philip
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Shannen Doherty
Robert Wagner
0
Ken Clarke
Dominic Grieve
Lewis Hamilton
Philip Hammond
John McDonnell
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Bob Dole
Murray Walker
June Brown
Leslie Phillips
Larry King
0
Billy Connoly
Ozzy Osbourne
Michael aspel
June brown
Robbie Williams 🤞
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Henry Kissinger
Ken Bates
David Gold
Johnny Mathis
Lord Kinnock
0
Harvey Price
Katie Price
Tracey Emin
Lily Allen
Ghislaine Maxwell
0
Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
William Russell
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Good shooting Lord Fiddler,
Geoff Boycott
Sandi Fucking Toskvig
Billy cunting Bragg
Henry Blofeld
Andy dinger Bell (erasure front ‘man’)
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James Whale
Gerd Muller
Dai Davies
Bernard Tapie
Derek Draper
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Beast of Bolsover
Clint Eastwood
Marky Ramone
Eric Clapton
Harvey price
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My Clints been robbed- Sheridan smith.
Congratulations Fiddler👍
Told you the legal team would come good…
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I robbed Harvey again Mis.
Sorry.
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Did you?
Errr… Harrison Ford
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Anne Buydens
Beverly Cleary
Bernie Madoff
Benjamin Ferencz
Eileen Ash.
Nice dogged work Fiddler, you weren’t going to be denied a DP win.
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The Donald should take heart from my success…it just shows that refusing to accept defeat (and acting like a bit of a Mental) can get results.
Thanks,Admin. 🙂 .
In my defence, Shaun normally knows who’s croaked about 8 seconds after they take their last breath and has the next DP Post up in a flash. We sent him down to the Admin Mansions wine cellar some days ago to acquire additional New Years’ celebratory beverages. Haven’t seen him since. – NA
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Khaled Mashal
Brian De Palma
Paul McCartney
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Wayne Osmond
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David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Irving
Rose West
David Icke
0
Glynis Johns
Mohamed Al-Fayed
John Hemingway
Ted Dexter
Pete Murray
Well done Sir Richard
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Giovanna Ralli
Garry Rossington
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
John Tudor
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Rollings (Grange Hill)
Tom Baker
Michael Parkinson
Vicar (Dads Army )
Leslie Phillips
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Bert Newton
Kamal
Mohammed Mahathir
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong
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Peter Blake.
Peter Cellier.
John Clegg.
Tuesday Weld.
Patricia Routledge.
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The Dalai Lama
Barry Humphries
Eva Saint Marie
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, uncle.
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Dog bless Tommy Pilling.
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Jackie Stewart
Trevor McDonald
George Foreman
Danny DeVito
Gloria Hunniford
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Clodagh Rogers
Little Stevie Wonder
Arthur Scargill
The Queen
Imelda Marcos
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Jimmy Breaks
Putter Smith
Bernie Clifton
Precious Mckenzie
Bruce Glover
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