Congratulations to Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler who correctly predicted the next passing would be that of Tommy Pilling. His claim to fame was he and his wife, Maryanne, became one of the first couples with Down syndrome to marry in the UK. As if the poor bugger didn’t have enough to cope with, he succumbed to ‘Rona complications. He was 62.
On to Deadpool 191.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
Fuck it Me Tony Blair’s been knicked, bloody pikeys.
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
Stanley Johnson
George Takei
Good darts Mr F
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George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Gina Miller
Paul Gadd
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Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
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Bang on, Dick.
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Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
David Dickinson
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Mikhail Gorbachev
Tom Smith (rugby)
Heather Locklear
Angela Lansbury
Slick Woods
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Ralph Natale (former boss of The Philadelphia Mob)
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Paul Sorvino
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Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barrett
Kenneth Cope
Dave Lee Travis and his wandering hands
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
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Norman Tebbit
Henry Winkler
C.J. de Mooi (formerly of Eggheads fame)
Buzz Aldrin
Tim Curry
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Nancy Pelosi
Owen Jones
Ash Sarkar
Stewart Lee
Nicola Sturgeon
And thousands more of the cunts…..
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Kay Burley
Nish Kumar
Emily Mateless
Ian Blackford
Cathy Newman
And thousands more of the cunts…..
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I would like to say to Dick Foxchase-Fiddler that the correct selection of Tommy Pilling has to be the greatest dead pool nomination and win ever.
I shall not nominate this time as a token of my respect for what has to be the most cunty of cunt nominations for dead pool ever. You DF-F sir are one of the most noble cunters ever to grace these hallowed pages.
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LOL….Thank you,CS1066.
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You are welcome, I’m honoured to be in the (digital) presence of such a cunt.
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He looks uncannily like Butthead.
https://beavisandbutthead.fandom.com/wiki/Butt-head
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Alain Delon
Brigitte Bardot
Leslie Caron
Jean Paul Belmondo
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
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C, Tens of millions of deserving Froggies to choose from yet you’ve gone and picked one that has already done the decent thing and popped their clogs.
d’Estaing died 02/12/20.
If you’re into deceased garlic eaters may I recommend a replacement, Édouard Balladur, the current oldest living former PM aged 91(born 02/05/29). He was French PM under Mitterrand between 29/03/1995 to 10/05/1995.
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William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Norman Lloyd.
Billy Idol.
Michael Aspel.
0
Joss Ackland
Egon Krenz
Clarissa Eden
Kenneth Kaunda
Jack Smethurst
0
Pope Benedict
Pope Francis
Willie Neslson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
0
Sarah Harding
Tom Parker
Prunella Scales
Linda Nolan
Dick Van Dyke
0
Jimmy Carter
Sonny Barger
Mike Harding
Robert Gillespie
Richard O’Sullivan
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Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando)
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Eva Marie Saint
Gerd Muller
Jim Lovell
Matt fucking Hancock ( I wish )
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Bob Newhart
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Jean-Paul Belmondo
Tippi Hedren
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