Paul McCartney (7)

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As some might have noticed, Old Macca is releasing a new album ‘McCartney III’.

But the thing is he is going all out to get his record to Number One in the album charts and they way he’s doing it is a meistercunt at werk.

‘McCartney III’ has come out on on scores of different coloured vinyl (red, white, pink, you fucking name it) and also in many different coloured sleeves and he hasn’t stopped there either. Even the CD has been released in over five different covers and colours. Also, each CD apparently has a ‘unique’ and ‘secret’ track.

The CDs are colour-coded (white, red, blue, yellow) and each CD contains a unique ‘secret’ demo bonus track. Fans are encouraged to collect them all to ‘complete the series”. Needless to say, Beatles ‘completists’ and saddos will lap this shite up.

This will mean there are 10 different physical editions of McCartney III that will count towards the UK chart: the five vinyl mentioned above and now five CDs (the original CD and the four new ones).

Apparently Macca sneers at anyone in the music game who questions his work or how crap it is ‘When did you last have a Number One?’ He used to spit this at George Martin, Elvis Costello and other renowned producers and players. There was only John Lennon who he wouldn’t or couldn’t talk down to.

But it has been a long time since he himself has had a Number One (not counting Beatles reissues), so he is desperate to have one so he can keep saying it and bolster his ‘superiority’.

You’d think at his age and after all his success as both a Fab and a solo artist he wouldn’t be arsed. But it just shows what a cunt he is. I can’t imagine either John or George pushing 80 and giving a flying fuck if their records hit Number One or not. But this is Macca we are talking about.

But the funny bit is even with all these gimmicks and record whoring he might not even get the top spot. Taylor Swift has put a new one out, so it might be her. And Cliff Richard is also hovering near the Top Three, and he hasn’t had to put out loads of different versions to get there. I personally hope Old Cliff gets it and Macca has another fit about not getting his way, just like he did in 1970.

Nominated by: Norman

48 thoughts on “Paul McCartney (7)”

    • I got excited at first, thought it said “McCartney iLL” .
      As if hes going to deliver a innovative and ground breaking album, the old money grabbing turkey necked cunt.
      Whos going to buy this shite?
      I give it a jukebox jury vote of…👎👎👎

    • I do, for one. Being Eastern European origin there is music I like from when I was growing up but you can only get it on vinyl. I have one ordered now, it cost me £48 and it’s coming from Canada. This is obviously a rare purchase.

      • I never deliberately got rid of mine, it just sort of vanished, probably when I was moving house at some point. Since I wasn’t listening to it at the time it was several years before I noticed its absence.

      • All my vinyl went for 50p a pop at a car boot sale in the 1980s, along with my Technics turntable for the princley sum of a fiver.
        I considered myself fortunate…

  2. A money grubbing egotistical cunt.
    His music is shit.
    Apart from Live and Let Die.
    Fuck Off to Covid 3 care home.

  3. Good one Norman. Your hatred of anything Scouse shines through once again. I won’t ask you for your opinion of Kevin Keegan for obvious reasons.
    Jimmy Tarbuck?

  4. That ‘lazy shag’ cost him in the end.

    Had that mad, gold-digging one legged bird remember? Took the cunt to the cleaners.

    I always thought he had her because he could take her leg off and lie on his side to get easy access to a lazy shag. He could’ve read a book (about himself) while doing it if he wanted to.

    I think he was in his 60s so perfectly understandable.

    I like the Beatles but Wings were an abomination. Letting his wife at the time sing too. Fucking hell. I’ve heard her voice isolated at a Wings concert (some of the roadies at the time took a sample for a laugh…she was ‘singing’ the chorus of ‘Hey Jude’.)

    Jesus wept.

    • Wailing, handclaps and randomly stabbing at the keys of the Minimoog were the limits of Linda’s talents, God rest her soul.

      Fair play to her in launching her range of vegetarian foods. Pity she didn’t put old wrinkly neck through a chipper, batch up his remains, and a pinch of sage and make some tasty meatballs.

      Great cunting from Norman.👌👌👌

    • Yeah, Heather Mills she was Cuntybollocks. Fucking mad eyed bitch she was. One Christmas she asked macca “what have you bought me for Christmas Paul?” Macca says “a plane”.
      “That’s fantastic, thank you so much” says Mills. Macca says “ Yeah I got you a razor for your other leg”…..I’ll start my car.

  5. I thought the cunt was dead? If not, he’d look like he should be, if it weren’t for all the cosmetic surgery, the vain twat. Nail the lid shut to stop the withered old corpse from escaping again.

  7. Hurry up and die whiney talentless boomer cunt as well as that cunt Starkey and all your cunt boomer fans that keep you in the public eye, your time has passed.

    • My dear old Dad could never see what the fuss was with the Beatles. A “boy band” of their time, was his considered opinion.

      Question to the music aficionados on here: would the Beatles have had any longevity if the Yanks hadn’t fallen for the Cunt 4?

      • Yes. Beatles songs are
        1 brilliant
        2 properly difficult to play well I play have done for 50 years and some of their songs have fantastic chord sequences but very hard to get spot on
        3 All dads say that about music 🎶 liked by the yoof we say it now.

        Most of McCartney s post Beatles stuff is garbage and he his an opinionated twat. And Cunt. And excellent multi player of many instruments. This makes it puzzling why his solo stuff is shit ?? He is though a total cunt these days and has been for quite a while.

    • I’m with you on this one Everyone. I adored The Beatles and still do, but old Macca hasn’t written a decent song in about 40 years.
      Why he just doesn’t put his feet up I’ll never know. How much wedge does he fucking well want?

  8. The biggest cunt the music industry has ever thrown up. Even worse than Cliff Richard and that’s saying something.

  9. Greedy prick. He’s already worth hundreds of millions.
    Compare him to another old cunt, Lemmy, who recommended that Motörhead fans don’t buy a particular compilation (that he lost the rights to and couldn’t control the content) that he said wasn’t good value, even though he’d have made money from it.

    • Lemmy was a true legend.
      McCartney is a total cunt.
      I wish the Grim Reaper had taken him first…

  10. Remember that Heather Mills joke?
    Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane.
    And a Philips Ladyshave for her other leg!

  12. We need to put the frog fondling prosthetic poker in his place! But as I can’t be arsed digging a hole we will have to settle for “Macca is a cunt” – the IAC christmas single – seeing him off, before the cunt is strapped to Cowells wheeled dildo, pointed to the white cliffs of dover and fired over on fire as a finale to the brexit celebrations, to the glorious K-tel sound of “Maccas a cunt” by the IAC choir!
    I consider this an acceptable outcome! 😀👍
    Fkin saggy titted plastic beatle could be singing as he bounced off the dinghies below like a pinball machine, with Queenie at the top shouting “get that Brian May bastard fired over next – he fucks skeleons, changes his hairstyle less than Princess Anne and the cunt put a hole in my roof!
    Sensible Brexit solutions..

  13. Lucky enough for me I’m too young to remember all the Beatles shite 👎👎
    Paul McCartney though is an absolute cunt and a tight fisted arshole This scraggy necked old boot should do us all a favour and die God knows Ive had the old twat in my dead pool for long enough👎👎
    Old pop stars like McCartney think they are something really special a bit like old footballers they are not they are a total embarrassment.80 years old and thinks he’s 30 wake up and smell the coffee I wouldn’t listen to Paul McCartney music even if he paid me so no chance what so ever of me buying his album stupid silly old fart needs putting in a home along with Sleepy Joe Biden 👍👍

  15. Always liked the frog chorus and pipes of peace. Alright maybe just pipes of peace.
    He was never as good individuality as George.
    Must say as the years go by I hate Lennon more and more. Him and his talentless jap swamp donkey wailing away like a banshee with poker up her arse.
    As his coach said to sugar ray robinson ” it’s time sugar man” . Same thing macca….it’s time , give it up.

  16. Flogging a dead horse back to life.

    Paul is desperate to remain relevant, but he must know deep down that his death coupled with nostalgia and marketing will be the one thing nailed on to propel him to the number one he’s so desperate for.

    I don’t know what motivates him to carry on, can’t be money or fame, maybe it’s a desperate attempt to feel younger or maybe he just thinks if he stops working death will come quickly.

    This marketing ploy just exposes him as a cunt, should of made a Christmas song about sausage rolls eh Paul?

  17. Nothing wrong with vinyl, I’ve got it in my kitchen.
    Vinyl flooring has a warmth that CD flooring just can’t match….

  18. Tight fisted Cunt.
    I am a Beatles fan but like most people think. McCuntney hasn’t made a decent song since him and Lennon went separate ways.
    The frog song and that fucking god awful Christmas shite song to name a couple FFS.

    • Mull of Kintyre should have been a hanging offence. Also Denny Laine’s nadir although Macca bought his co-writer credits on the cheap so Denny could pay a tax bill.

  20. The old fruity voiced thumbs aloft tightwad has put his album out now because he knows it will get totally overshadowed by the Let It Be reissue next year. Jackson’s film (what I’ve seen of it ) looks surprisingly promising. And it shatters the John wasn’t arsed myth. He doesn’t look strung out and seems well into it. The footage of Yoko Fucking Ono is also minimal, which is never a bad thing. We also get the entire rooftop gig from 1969, so that’s a start.

    Back to Macca though. Thing is, he’s done the lot. Transatlantic success, number ones as a Beatle and solo, you fucking name it. He also (pre-Linda) was the top Beatles fanny magnet. He had more top 60s grumble than Greavesie scored goals. He rivaled Brian Jones and Bestie in the shagging stakes. There was also a time when Macca and his fellow Beatles would piss the number one spot at Christmas. Four Christmas number one singles and Rubber Soul, The White Album and Abbey Road were all Christmas number one albums. Now he’s so desperate for a seasonal chart topper he puts the fucker out in ten different versions. For fuck’s sake, it really is pathetic. He had his time and he was part of the biggest and some would say the best. But he still wants more? Fuck me.

    That Heather Mills had a magnificent pair of tits by the way.

  21. That nomination picture is hilarious. I can’t tell who is the real Paul McChutney.

    Like the Rolling Stones, Paul seems to live forever.

    I swear that Keith Richards is a zombie.

  23. He let a young Jane Asher go, and shackled up with a woman who looked like Nicholas lyndhurst with a mullet. What a Prize Cunt.

  24. Fuck me ragged, the pic of the old cunt on the right looks like DCI Vera Stanhope, Baron Fiddler’s favourite plod…

  25. Nice cunting, Norm.

    This is right in the ball park of why I loathe and despise McCuntney and anything to do with that awful band he used to be in back in the ’60s. It’s this air of ‘I was in The B*****s’ and as such we’re all supposed to be impressed. Fuck that. I know many cunters love their music and perhaps McCuntney’s later output, but what I’ve unfortunately heard of it, it is rather shallow, banal and of its time. She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow! What a lyric. Then we have other equally drivelesque offeringss about strawberries in fields and someone who writes paperbacks. Good dog, how deep and meaningful. I mean, come on!

    Yes, he’s sold a ton of records over the years, but popular does not necessarily equate to good. McDonalds sells tons of hamburgers, but few would argue it’s haute cuisine. And don’t start with the ‘but he’s a great bass player’ shit. No he isn’t. The bass is an essential instrument which usually just gives oomph to a song and helps keep the arrangement tight and in sync with the beat. It takes an extraordinarily gifted player to write/play a bass line which adds significantly to a song’s feel and rhythm. Nothing I’ve inadvertently heard by McCuntney gets anywhere close to that. Mick Karn absolutely could by way of comparison.

    I’ll end my mini-rant by saying that it’s a shame this cunt would pull a hype job like this at this stage of his career. All it does is rip off the very same fans who have supported him and given him the fame, fortune and lifestyle he’s enjoyed.

    Two down, two to go. Can’t wait!

  26. Has not done anything worthwhile since the 70s, pack it in you silly old cunt and stop dying you rug.!

  28. All I can say is that I hope to fuck that is a real tweet from McCartney, and that he actually saw that meme and it pissed him off. Because he is looking old as fuck these days. I know he’s 78, but lately he’s showing it.

  29. I am still cringing over the dreadfully staged Carpool shite Macca did with that odious fat fuck Corden.

    Corden did so much arselicking it was obscene. And Macca’s ‘I love Liverpool’ antics were on a par with Cilla (cunt). Did the tightfisted old cunt pop in to see Pete Best and give him a few quid? Did he fuck. And the ‘impromptu’ pub gig was as contrived as fuck. If it wasn’t, why were all of McCartney’s band their with their gear? And the ‘jukebox’ bit and the ‘surprised’ punters was just cringeworthy.

    And Corden in all them Beatle wigs and costumes? Very punchable indeed, the fat cunt.

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